Here’s my favorite cougar Courtney Stodden leaving The Cheesecake Factory looking like the good hoe that she is. A couple of days ago, Courtney revealed that she has a sex tape, but made it clear that it won’t be released to the media and for some reason every news site picked up this pointless story because they have nothing better to do with their time. Well, guess what folks, I have a sex tape too and and it co-stars a very popular and sexy d-list celebrity, but no one will ever see it. Unless, Vivid or whatever lame porn company is willing to pay me my 2 million dollar price tag. And no it’s not Amanda Bynes.
