Category Archives: Alexis Ren

Alexis Ren And Her Hotness Have A Hard Life

I don’t like to go too many days without creeping on checking back in on my favorite Instagram hotties, and it’s been at least a week since I’ve given you guys any new updates on Alexis Ren . So I figured I’d take a look to see what she’s been up to lately, and good news! It’s the same thing she’s always up to: showing off that perfect body of hers on social media 24/7/365. I don’t call her one of the hardest-working women on Instagram for nothing. Enjoy! A post shared by ALEXIS REN (@alexisren) on Mar 14, 2017 at 2:46pm PDT Continue reading

Alexis Ren Works Hard At Shaking Her Booty

I know there’s a lot of hot nobodies out there, but I’ve always been impressed by how hard  Alexis Ren here works. And if you think I’m being sarcastic, I’m not. Posting booty videos and pictures on social media practically 24/7 takes dedication, perseverance, and a killer body — the three main qualities I admire most in a woman. Well, that and not laughing in my face when I tell them I still live with my mom. Still, three out of four ain’t bad! Continue reading

Instagram Model Alexis Ren Naked Is A Turning Point

I’ve done a lot of posts on Alexis Ren  by now, and personally, I think she’s more than hot enough to ditch amateur Instagram modeling and turn pro. I mean, if Kendall Jenner can be a Victoria’s Secret model, I don’t see what’s stopping Alexis. You know, other than not having rich, influential parents bankrolling her modeling career. But whatever. Who needs them when she’s got me and the Little Tuna as her #1 fans? So I officially promise to keep promoting Alexis and her perfect body until she lands a major modeling contract… or agrees to go out on a date with me. Whichever comes first. » view all 13 photos Continue reading

Alexis Ren Will Blow Your Pants Off

Last time I did a post on Alexis Ren , I decided it’s time we graduate her from professional Instagram model to real model status . And after this latest photoshoot, I’m thinking I definitely made the right call. Because not only is Alexis 10 times hotter than any of those other Insta-wannabes out there, she also seems to have figured out the key to doing a killer bikini shoot: take off the top part. See, going topless makes any photoshoot instantly better. That’s just Modeling 101. Continue reading

Alexis Ren’s Sweet InstaBooty

I’ve gotta say, I’m pretty impressed by Alexis Ren . While other Insta-wannabes out there are busy staging fake photoshoots on Instagram, or getting their rich parents to buy them their own clothing line so they can pretend to be real models, Alexis is just going out and doing crazy-hot photoshoot after crazy-hot photoshoot . In fact, I think it’s time we stop calling her an Instagram model and just call her a real model from now on. She’s earned it. Also, I think me, Alexis and the Little Tuna should throw a pants party to celebrate the good news. Call me! Continue reading

Alexis Ren Nude Photoshoot

So yeah, remember how last time I did a post on an Alexis Ren photoshoot, I said she was born to wear a bikini? Well, turns out I was wrong. But see, I just came across this latest photoshoot Alexis did and don’t get me wrong, she still looks smoking hot in a bikini. But it turns out she was actually born to wear nothing at all. I guess I’m not too surprised. I just hope she realizes that too and there’s more where these came from. A lot more. Continue reading

Alexis Ren Bikini Pictures

I’ve done a couple posts on this blonde hottie Alexis Ren by now, but I think this latest beach shoot of hers might just be her hottest one yet. Now I know a few of you might be wondering how I can possibly determine something like that, and actually, I have a very scientific method for keeping track. See, I time how long it takes for my pants to come off, and it looks like Alexis and I just set a new record. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I’m being kicked out of another Starbucks… Some people apparently just don’t appreciate science. Continue reading

Alexis Ren’s Booty Will Blow Your Mind

Here’s Alexis Ren showing why she’s one of my new favorite blondes with a seriously sexy booty-filled photoshoot for Wrangler. And you know, it got me thinking… now that it’s the holidays, I’m sure I’m no longer the only one currently crashing in their mom’s basement. Which means maybe now that it’s a level playing field, I might actually have a shot with Alexis. OK, probably not, but come on, let me have this. Where’s your Christmas spirit? Continue reading