Category Archives: Charlotte McKinney

Charlotte McKinney Nude And Flowered

I know sometimes I can be a little mean to  Charlotte McKinney , but not this time. I promise. Because this is hands down my favorite way to see the busty blonde get photographed: with her face half hidden and not wearing any clothes. It’s enough to make me think Charlotte’s actually a real supermodel and not just some Hooters waitress who got lucky. …Ah crap. I did it again, didn’t I? Sorry everyone. Just enjoy the pictures. I’ll keep working on it. Continue reading

Charlotte McKinney Is Now Topless!

Not to sound like a broken record, but you guys know I’m not a huge fan of  Charlotte McKinney . Personally, I think she’s just another busty wannabe who lucked into a modeling contract. But here’s a shot she took for Tony Kelly’s “17 Book,” and it’s probably my favorite way to see Charlotte pose: with her face half covered and her top fully off. If only she did more photoshoots this way. Continue reading

Charlotte McKinney In Sexy Lingerie

I know I’m not usually that nice to  Charlotte McKinney whenever I do a post on her, but I’m not going to lie, she’s actually looking pretty damn good in this latest lingerie photoshoot she did for Guess. I just wish that dude wasn’t blocking my view in half these shots. And that they didn’t make the wrong model go topless for these pictures. That was a big missed opportunity, if you ask me. Continue reading

Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney Does Guess

Here’s my new favorite wannabe model  Charlotte McKinney doing a busty lingerie photoshoot for Guess and proving me wrong for calling her just another Hooters girl who lucked into a modeling contract. Because I’ve got to admit, those are some serious talents she’s showing off here. You definitely can’t teach massive funbags like that. Enjoy. Continue reading

Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney Does Guess

Here’s my new favorite wannabe model  Charlotte McKinney doing a busty lingerie photoshoot for Guess and proving me wrong for calling her just another Hooters girl who lucked into a modeling contract. Because I’ve got to admit, those are some serious talents she’s showing off here. You definitely can’t teach massive funbags like that. Enjoy. Continue reading

Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney Busts Out Big Time

I keep waiting for Kate Upton to step up and reclaim her title as the #1 busty blonde hottie, but the more red carpets she shows up to covered-up from head to toe and the more bikini photoshoots  Charlotte McKinney does, the harder it gets to make that argument. Speaking of which, it also gets a lot harder to keep my pants on, but I’ve got to be extra careful, because this Starbucks I’m at has a strict “no pants, no service and we’re calling the cops” policy. Prudes. Continue reading

Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney Does As If Magazine

Here’s everyone’s favorite glorified Hooters waitress — sorry, supermodel — Charlotte McKinney in a new spread for something called As If Magazine , and I guess I should be nicer to Charlotte these days, considering she’s got something a lot of those other Instagram models out there don’t have. No, I’m not talking about talent. I mean DDs. She didn’t get all those followers for nothing, right? Continue reading

Charlotte McKinney Is Hard At Work

As I have said many times before, Charlotte McKinney has a wicked body, but she’s no supermodel. She’s a glorified Hooters’ waitress who managed to work social media well. Sure she may be no beauty queen, but trust me I’d spend hours licking every inch of her body with pleasure. I just wouldn’t kiss her. However, if I had to, I’d keep my eyes closed and think about her . » view all 13 photos           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Charlotte McKinney And Her Boobs Will Be Eleminated

I don’t watch Dancing With the Stars because I’m not a 65-year-old woman, but this year they decided to have Charlotte McKinney as their “hot babe”. I think they could have done better. Sure she has a great rack, but that’s about it. If you feel that I’m hatin’ too hard, it’s because people in Hollywood are clueless and think if you have a useless Instagram account with a lot of followers, you’re considered relevant. I predict she is off the show in one episode.           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Charlotte McKinney Is No Kate Upton

I know a lot of people are calling  Charlotte McKinney the new Kate Upton , because they’re both blonde and busty enough to give me my third heart attack, but I don’t know if I buy it. Here’s Charlotte at some charity function in Beverly Hills, and she’s not as pretty as Kate, but she’s definitely got a great set of pillows. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’d love to rest my head on them and take a nap. I’m starting to feel pretty light-headed from all this blood rushing to my pants region. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading