Category Archives: Chloe Grace Moretz

Chloe Grace Moretz Gives Good Face

Here’s one of my favorite up-and-coming hotties  Chloe Grace Moretz doing a press conference for her new movie Brain On Fire in Toronto. And speaking of fires, I’m getting a total pants fire from checking out Chloe here and all those great faces she’s making. I’m not sure which one is her O face, but I’m still hoping I’ll get to find out one of these days. I bet it’s this one . » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Chloe Grace Moretz Does Sudden Attack

According to my sources, this latest photoshoot from actress/”model”   Chloe Grace Moretz isn’t for any fashion magazine or brand-new denim jumpsuit line. Apparently it’s for Sudden Attack , aka some new first-person shooter video game I’ve never heard of. Now, before you nerds get too excited, just because Chloe’s doing this photoshoot doesn’t mean she actually plays video games. But don’t let that stop you from playing with your joysticks anyway. Enjoy. Continue reading

Chloe Grace Moretz’s Leg Show Is An Improvement

Whoever Chloe Grace Moretz ‘s team is, I’ve got to give them credit. They do a good job of tipping off the paps anytime Chloe’s going somewhere. And best of all, it looks like someone’s actually started listening to me about getting Chloe a better wardrobe . Because no, it’s not the bodypaint dress I’ve been hoping for, but at least this leg show is a good start. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Chloe Grace Moretz In The Most Non-sexy Outfit Ever!

Listen, I get that  Chloe Grace Moretz is trying to be America’s newest sweetheart young hottie. That’s why she’s doing Marie Claire and photoshoots in fashion magazines and going on Jimmy Kimmel Live like she is in these shots, and for the most part it’s working. But if Chloe really wants to take her career to the next level, someone’s got to help teach her how to dress. Because outfits like this just aren’t going to cut it against Selena Gomez’s cleavage and Bella Thorne’s booty videos . Luckily, I have a few good ideas (mostly involving see-through shirts and walking around in lingerie). Call me! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Chloe Grace Moretz Needs Me To Teach Her How To Dress

I was half-joking yesterday when I said that Chloe Grace Moretz needed help learning how to dress if she ever wanted to live up to her hottie potential, but after seeing what she wore to a special fan screening of her new movie The 5th Wave , I’m convinced she needs my help ASAP. Girl needs to up her game. Luckily though, it shouldn’t be too hard, Chloe just needs to take a cue from the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer and start wearing body paint and/or lingerie everywhere. I’m telling you, it works every time. Well, for me and my readers, at least. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Chloe Grace Moretz’s Side Booty Stretch

Last time we saw Chloe Grace Moretz , I was saying that if she really wants to become a model, she’ll have to step up her game (aka show more skin). And here she is doing just that for Modern Luxury Magazine , whatever that is. Anyway, it’s a good start, but I still think she needs to do a shoot for a slightly more reputable publication, you know, like the Tuna’s Bikini Monthly , which is completely legit, and not something I just made up on the spot to trick Chloe into getting into a bikini for me, I swear. Continue reading

Chloe Grace Moretz Is A Little Model

I always knew that Chloe Grace Moretz was a promising, up-and-coming actress (and I’m seriously looking forward to her next movie ), but I didn’t know she was also an aspiring model until I saw this photoshoot. And don’t get me wrong, Chloe’s definitely got the talent to do it, but if she really wants to get serious about this thing, she needs to start working with photographers who understand that she looks better the more skin she shows, not the more clothes she puts on. Luckily, my phone takes great pictures. Continue reading

More Chloe Grace Moretz Goodness!

With all the set pictures we’ve been getting from Neighbors 2 lately, it’s already my most anticipated movie of 2016. Here’s another killer leg show from  Chloe Grace Moretz , and according to my sources, she’s hosting a sorority party in this scene. And you know what that means. They might have actually decided to shoot that Jello wrestling scene I suggested after all. I just hope they remember to thank me at the Oscars. » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Chloe Grace Moretz’s Naughty Oral Pictures

Looks like Chloe Grace Moretz has started taking my career advice seriously, because here she is pulling a classic hot nobody move: eating in front of the paparazzi. Now, normally, it’s a lollipop or a banana, not a donut hole, but hey, it’s not bad for her first try. Chloe’s still learning. Next up: we need to find her a good bikini yoga instructor… Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Chloe Grace Moretz Is Worth Celebrating

I was all set to warn you guys to move it along from these pictures of  Chloe Grace Moretz backstage at the Oscars and at the Vanity Fair after-party, but I just double-checked and it turns out Chloe actually turned 18 earlier this month. So nevermind, looks like there actually was something worth celebrating at the Oscars last night. Enjoy, perverts. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading