Category Archives: Cleavage

Jennifer Lopez Wins The Golden Globes

In case you were too busy to watch a room full of celebrities get drunk and clap for each other for 3+ hours, the 72nd annual Golden Globe Awards were held last night. And while my limited blogger attention span meant I dozed off anytime there wasn’t a hottie dropping cleavage up on stage, I did manage to stay awake long enough to catch Jennifer Lopez showing off her second-most famous asset presenting with the dude from The Avengers . And if you missed it, he made a crack about Jennifer’s “globes” that supposedly got everyone mad. Well, same here. That dude stole my punchline. Thanks a lot, Renner. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Miley Cyrus Gets Classy

I have no clue what the W Magazine Shooting Stars Exhibit is, but I do know that Miley Cyrus showed up to the opening of it showing an acceptable amount of skin, and that’s good enough for me. Anyway, that said, I’m not sure how I feel about this whole “classy” Miley look. I just know I like her a lot better when she wears pasties instead of pants. But I guess she saves the really good stuff for special occasions. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Show

I’m always a fan of the big award shows, even though I’ve never been invited to one (hint hint). Because no matter how boring they get, they’re always a good excuse for a bunch of hotties to compete to see who can drop more red carpet cleavage. It’s one of my favorite annual traditions. So here’s perennial favorite Salma Hayek at the InStyle and Warner Bros. Golden Globe afterparty. And while she didn’t win for Best Globes this year (that award goes to J-Lo ), she should know that it’s an honor just to be nominated for this made-up, arbitrary award determined by a perverted blogger. So congratulations Salma! And better luck next year. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Nadia Forde Is A Hottie I Need To Know

I know I’m supposed to be up on all the latest busty hotties out there, but it’s a full-time job just keeping track of which ones I already proposed to. So can anyone help me out and tell me who this Nadia Forde chick is? Because after seeing these pictures of her at the European premiere of Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb in London, I only know two things about her: that she’s clearly very “talented,” and that I’m pretty sure I’m in love. You can feel love in your pants, right? » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Ashley Roberts’ Cleavage Is Worth Fighting For

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I’m pretty sure that the Brits are trying to steal former members of the Pussycat Dolls one at a time. Because first they made Nicole Scherzinger an honorary busty Brit, and now here’s Ashley Roberts dropping some solid cleavage at the British Comedy Awards for some reason. I don’t think I even ever realized that Ashley looked this good either, but now that I know, hands off! She’s ours. And this aggression will not stand, man. » view all 23 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Perfect Cleavage Show

Oh man. Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio dropping some serious cleavage (along with my jaw) at the 15th annual Latin Grammy Awards. And see, this is why Alessandra is the hands-down favorite to take home MILF of the Year for like the fifth year in a row, and why we should probably just get it over with and start calling her the hottest MILF of all-time from now. Anyway, I would’ve said that these pictures dropped my pants too, but those prudes in Starbucks already warned me once this week. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Katie Price Has Something To Sell

Katie Price has got to be the greatest author of all time. Here she is launching her 10th novel. Yes, I repeat 10th!!! And like all her other book launches, she shows up dressed to impress. I have a feeling this will be a best seller solely based on her outfit. I honestly don’t know who buys her sh%t, but I hope she keeps it up because we need Katie hustling her crap at all times. » view all 24 photos           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Amy Childs’s Cleavage Show

I don’t know what Amy Childs is trying to prove lately, but she has dialed down the sex appeal and trying to be recognized as a modern career woman. Such a waste because no one will ever buy it! Sure she is showing impressive cleavage at the 2014 MOBO Awards and I’m can’t complain about that, but there’s a whole lot more going on under that dress that needs to be exposed and I’m dying to see it. » view all 21 photos           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Meet Valentina Lodovini And Her Magnificent Cleavage Show

I’ve never heard of Valentina Lodovini but after checking out Wikipedia, I learned that she is an Italian film and television actress and also proud owner of these magnificent boobies. Here she is at the 9th Rome Film Festival and I have a feeling that this cleavage show will make its way to the USA real soon. At least I hope so! » view all 18 photos           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Claudia Galanti’s Epic Cleavage Show

I’ve done a few posts on Claudia Galanti throughout the years, but never have I been so impressed with an awesome cleavage show and we owe it all to this epic dress. Bam! Here she is at the amfAR Charity Gala and making me want to donate. Unfortunately I’m broke, however I do have a full supply of baby batter thanks to Claudia, I’m sure it could be used for something.             Photos: WENN.com Continue reading