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Emma Roberts Works The Streets

Posted on March 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I like Emma Roberts as much as the next pervert on the Internet, but after seeing these latest pictures of her, it’s like she didn’t get any sun all winter. She’s even paler than I am. So if you ask me, Emma needs to hit the beach stat. And I’d be happy to lend her my personal sunscreen — it’s blogger-approved for pasty skin and SPF 500. I’ll just have to show her how to put it on properly first. It’s pretty simple, but I wouldn’t want any of Emma’s sensitive areas to get burned. We’ll do a quick hands-on lesson just to be safe. Call me! Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Emma Roberts And Lea Michele Make A Good Pair

Posted on September 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

According to my sources, my favorite pasty hottie Emma Roberts and Lea Michele are working on some new TV show called Scream Queens together. And I guess they’ve become friends or something, because they also went shopping at Whole Foods wearing skintight spandex together. Anyway, I don’t know about you perverts, but I’m currently working on some pretty great fantasies involving these two squeezing organic, GMO-free melons. Yum. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Emma Roberts In Short Shorts

Posted on June 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

You might have to put on sunglasses to protect your eyes from the glare coming off Emma Roberts ‘ pasty white stems in these shots, but trust me, it’s worth it. Because for all the times we’ve seen Emma rocking a pair of a short shorts over the years, I don’t think we’ve ever seen her go this short. I just don’t understand how she could be showing this much skin and not even get a little tan. She must be part blogger or something. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Emma Roberts Is See Through

Posted on June 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I’m not really sure what Emma Roberts is up to these days, besides avoiding the sun this summer, but everybody’s favorite pasty hottie went see-through out in LA the other night, and that’s always newsworthy as far as I’m concerned. Unfortunately though, she didn’t conveniently “forget” to wear a bra underneath, which would’ve made this an even bigger story. Clearly, Emma needs a new management team. And I’d be more than happy to volunteer. I’ve got a bunch of great ideas — granted, most of them involve sex tapes and bikini yoga, but hey, you go with what works, right? Call me! Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Emma Roberts Is See Through

Posted on June 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I’m not really sure what Emma Roberts is up to these days, besides avoiding the sun this summer, but everybody’s favorite pasty hottie went see-through out in LA the other night, and that’s always newsworthy as far as I’m concerned. Unfortunately though, she didn’t conveniently “forget” to wear a bra underneath, which would’ve made this an even bigger story. Clearly, Emma needs a new management team. And I’d be more than happy to volunteer. I’ve got a bunch of great ideas — granted, most of them involve sex tapes and bikini yoga, but hey, you go with what works, right? Call me! Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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