Category Archives: Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Still Got The Swear Mounds!

Jessica Simpson – Leaving Her Hotel 09/20/2016 @jessicasimpson #jessica #simpson #jessicasimpson #actress #candids #hotel A photo posted by Celebricity (@celebricity_) on Sep 21, 2016 at 4:52am PDT I don’t know what Jessica Simpson is up to for work these days, but here’s the OG busty blonde hottie showing she’s still got it. And by “it,” I mean the ability to give me a raging pants fire via the Internet, obviously. Anyway, as you guys know, me and Jessica go way back, so for old times sake, I’m going to drool over this sexy leg show while she pretends not to know I exist. Enjoy everybody! Bird of paradise @jessicasimpson #jessicasimpson #prada #pradaeyewear #birdofparadise #black #beautifulsmile #beautytip #mua #opticalcentre #miwani #Salome A photo posted by optical centre (@opticalcentre) on Sep 25, 2016 at 12:48am PDT #jessicasimpson #streetstyle #streetfashion #instalook #instastyle #instafashion #instagood #fashion #style #stylish #stylist #fashionable #fashionstyle #fashionista #fashionlook #stylelook #celebritystyle #celebrityfashion #chic #fabulous #instamua #lookstyle #potd #trendalert #lotd #ootd #afashionstalker @jessicasimpson A photo posted by @afashionstalker on Sep 26, 2016 at 9:18am PDT Jessica Simpson Bares Her Bra in Sheer Top in NYC: See the Pics! #JessicaSimpson #Bares #HerBra #NYC #etonline #SexyBoobs #BreakingNews #Hello #CelebritiesNews #HotNews #music #movie #RedCarpet #EntertainmentNews #HitMusic #NewMovie #HollywoodNews #HelloHollywoodTV #MyHelloHollywoodTV #MyHelloHollywood #Hollywood #LosAngeles #California #Actor #Actress #model #singer #follow4like #instagram A photo posted by Hello Hollywood TV (@hellohollywoodtv) on Sep 22, 2016 at 4:27pm PDT https://www.instagram.com/p/BKnjfP9h9cq/?tagged=jessicasimpson Continue reading

Jessica Simpson Busts Out In A Bikini Big Time!!!!

A photo posted by @celebrities_bikini_sexy_etc on Mar 30, 2016 at 11:58pm PDT Jessica Simpson may not be nearly as big of a star as she was 10 years ago, but I’ve been a big fan of the busty blonde hottie ever since she first put on a pair of Daisy Dukes. So the fact that she showed up in Cabo busting out of a bikini top and wearing her signature shorts and looking every bit as smoking hot as she used to is big news as far as I’m concerned. In fact, it might even be the story of the year so far. And it’s one I plan on following very closely just in case there’s any new updates pictures. Daisy Dukes is back! #jessicasimpson shows off her curves while in Cabo on Wednesday. The 35-year-old star was in Mexico to celebrate a pal's 40th birthday. Photo: FameFlynet #daisy #daisydukes #cabosanlucas #cabo #mexico #fitmom #fitbody #fit #bffs #beachbody #vacation #beachlovers #fitspiration #jessica #fitness #gym A photo posted by Headlines411 (@headlines411) on Mar 30, 2016 at 9:27pm PDT #JessicaSimpson hangs out in her bikini top while vacationing in Cabo. A photo posted by Just Jared (@justjared) on Mar 30, 2016 at 10:14pm PDT Continue reading

Jessica Simpson’s Booty Will Warm You Up

Years ago, I never could’ve predicted that  Jessica Simpson would start her very own fashion empire, but I can’t deny that she’s got some serious business sense to go along with that killer body of hers. For instance, instead of wasting valuable ad money on some no-name model, here she is using her booty to help sell her new line of workout gear. I just hope she gets a cut of the Kleenex sales too. Yow. Continue reading

Jessica Simpson Is See Through!

I know Jessica Simpson isn’t as big of an A-lister anymore as she used to be back in the day, but the busty blonde will always be the reigning Queen of Cleavage as far as me and the Little Tuna concerned. And if she wants to make it back to the top of the A-list, heading out in a see-through shirt on a regular basis is definitely a good start. Although I still say a leaked sex tape with a semi-famous blogger would do the trick much faster. Call me! » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Jessica Simpson’s Busting Out

OK, I think one post is enough focusing on Jessica Simpson ‘s legs for one week. Now it’s time to get back to what’s really important: those great MILF funbags that I’ve been following for years. So here’s Jessica walking around New York and looking as good as ever. In fact, the only thing that could make these shots any better is if she was with yours truly instead of that lucky bastard husband of hers. But oh well, I guess that’s what Photoshop is for. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Jessica Simpson Works It

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m really enjoying the mini Jessica Simpson hotness comeback we’ve been getting these past few days. Isn’t it nice to know that some things never change? First it was the triumphant return of her funbags , and now here she is putting on a vintage leg show in New York. And it’s just like the old days, you know, where I drool over pictures of Jessica in my mom’s basement while she remains completely unaware of my existence. Hmm. OK, so maybe it would’ve been nice if at least one thing had changed over the years. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Make A Comeback

It’s been a while since I’ve done a post on Jessica Simpson , and the bad news is that Jessica got married (again). The good news, though, is that those giant funbags of hers haven’t aged a day. And to be honest, considering the closest I’d ever get to marrying (and divorcing) Jessica is Photoshopping myself into the pictures, that’s all that really matters. Besides, I’m not very good at Photoshop. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Make A Comeback

It’s been a while since I’ve done a post on Jessica Simpson , and the bad news is that Jessica got married (again). The good news, though, is that those giant funbags of hers haven’t aged a day. And to be honest, considering the closest I’d ever get to marrying (and divorcing) Jessica is Photoshopping myself into the pictures, that’s all that really matters. Besides, I’m not very good at Photoshop. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Must Smell Good

10 years ago, I would’ve had you admitted to the mental ward if you’d told me that Jessica Simpson would own a massive fashion empire one day, but as a professional T&A blogger, I never should’ve underestimated the selling power of a great set of funbags. So here’s Jessica showing off her massive, uh, “business talents” in a new commercial for her latest perfume. And I’m telling you, she’s a marketing genius. This stuff could smell like a tire fire and I guarantee millions of dudes would still buy it for their girlfriends. But hey, who cares, as long as it makes Jessica enough money for her to keep making more commercials like this. Continue reading

Jessica Simpson Busts Out Her Swimsuit On Instagram

Because you guys know how committed I am to my Instagram creeping “research,” here’s my latest find: Jessica Simpson busting out in a swimsuit, just like the good old days. And it’s even better considering how disappointing that last set of Jessica bikini pictures was. So enjoy, and yes, I take full credit for this. Because hey, without sarcastic assholes like us bloggers helping motivate Jessica to get back in shape, she might not be the hot MILF she is today. So really, we’re heroes. You’re welcome, everyone. Continue reading