Category Archives: Jordana Brewster

Jordana Brewster Is A Wasted Hottie

I’m still waiting for  Jordana Brewster to take me up on my extremely generous offer to help her get her career back on track — aka film and “leak” a sex tape with yours truly. Because here she is running out the clock on her 15 minutes of fame looking white-hot at something called the 2015 Baby2Baby Gala, and showing up at events like this is just a total waste of a good hottie, when she could be showing up at the beach in a bikini instead. It’s a real shame. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Jordana Brewster Works It Good At The Furious 7 Premiere

Here’s Jordana Brewster at the Furious 7 premiere in LA and I was thinking, I know they’ve done a lot of crazy sh*t in these movies, like dragging a bank vault through Rio, driving a car through a plane, all that crap. But I’m still waiting for them to finally do the craziest stunt of all: having Jordana ride a blogger. Hmm, you’re right. That’s probably way too unbelievable. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Jordana Brewster Works It Good At The Furious 7 Premiere

Here’s Jordana Brewster at the Furious 7 premiere in LA and I was thinking, I know they’ve done a lot of crazy sh*t in these movies, like dragging a bank vault through Rio, driving a car through a plane, all that crap. But I’m still waiting for them to finally do the craziest stunt of all: having Jordana ride a blogger. Hmm, you’re right. That’s probably way too unbelievable. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Jordana Brewster Does The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Jordana Brewster isn’t exactly stacked in the funbag department, and she doesn’t do bikini yoga in the park, or “accidentally” bump into the paps leaving the gym in short shorts three times a week. So she doesn’t get nearly as much play on this site as some of the other hotties out there. But that doesn’t mean she can’t still deliver the goods, like she’s doing at the  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles LA premiere here. So enjoy the rare treat, and if Jordana wants, I’m sure we can figure out other ways to get her on the site more. I’m thinking weekly lingerie selfies, but a sex tape works too. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Jordana Brewster Does The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Jordana Brewster isn’t exactly stacked in the funbag department, and she doesn’t do bikini yoga in the park, or “accidentally” bump into the paps leaving the gym in short shorts three times a week. So she doesn’t get nearly as much play on this site as some of the other hotties out there. But that doesn’t mean she can’t still deliver the goods, like she’s doing at the  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles LA premiere here. So enjoy the rare treat, and if Jordana wants, I’m sure we can figure out other ways to get her on the site more. I’m thinking weekly lingerie selfies, but a sex tape works too. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading