Category Archives: Kimberley Garner

Kimberley Garner Is Leggy Goodness

I always love getting new pictures from  Kimberley Garner , so here’s my favorite leggy Brit and future ex-Mrs. Tuna showing off those perfect stems of hers at a launch party for something called Huggle. According to my sources, it’s some kind of dating app meant to connect you to people who go to the same places as you all the time. Which works if you want to meet girls at Burger King and/or your local strip club, I guess. Anyway, with all these dating apps out there, when is somebody going to finally make one that connects wannabe celebrities with eligible bloggers? Maybe I’m just biased, but I feel like there could be a real market for that… Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kimberley Garner Is White Hot

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my Twitter pal and future ex-wife  Kimberley Garner , and I was beginning to think maybe we weren’t Internet friends anymore. But then she showed up to the British Fashion Awards putting on this white-hot booty show, so obviously we’re all good again, and this friendship can get back to normal. You know, where I drool over her perfect body and Kimberley barely remembers I exist. Enjoy! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kimberley Garner’s Sideboob Show

I know Kimberley Garner isn’t as big a name in the rest of the world as she is on this blog, and you’d think with all the attention I’ve given her over the years that eventually she’d return the favor. Like by either returning my tweets or my perfectly reasonable requests for lingerie selfies. But either way, Kimberley will always be my favorite British Twitter girlfriend for pictures like this. Because even when we’re having relationship troubles, like when she pretends to forget I exist, all she has to do is turn to the side, drop some sideboob and/or that perfect booty profile of hers and all is instantly forgiven. What can I say? I guess I’m whipped. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kimberley Garner’s Little Cleavage Show Continues…

Here’s Kimberley Garner out in London and showing why she’s still one of my favorite Twitter girlfriends even if she hasn’t tweeted me back in months. See, even though Kimberley isn’t exactly stacked in the front meat department, that hasn’t stopped her from showing it off lately . Just like even though I’ve got no shot at consumating our fake relationship, it still won’t stop me from trying again and again. Never give up on your dreams, kids. » view all 23 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading