Category Archives: Lindsey Pelas

Lindsey Pelas And Her Huge Boobs Don’t Look Human

It’s my job to stay up to date on all the latest stories from the hot nobody beat, and as my regular readers know, I’ve been following this whole “ Lindsey Pelas has massive funbags” story for a while now. But as great as her Instagram and Snapchat pics have been lately, I’m starting to think she might be cheating. See, I’ve been studying this very closely this morning, and she puts these weird pee yellow filters onto some of her pictures that hide any/all imperfections. And I don’t know if that’s technically cheating or not but… For some reason, I don’t mind at all. Carry on, Lindsey. And just keep the pictures coming. Please. Continue reading

Lindsey Pelas Is A Good Plastic Role Model

Don’t get me wrong, I love Snapchat as much as the next pervert, but only when people actually use it correctly. I don’t want to see hotties getting nose rings put in , or their lips done, like Lindsey Pelas here. I just want to see them showing off their cleavage. (Also, like Lindsey here.) So let this be a lesson to all you wannabe hot nobodies out there: if you want people to pay attention to you 24/7, skip the lip injections and just stick to the cleavage shots. It’s much easier, and way less painful. Continue reading

Lindsey Pelas’ And Her Massive Bazookas

I know Snapchat is huge these days and all the celebs and wannabe hot nobodies use it, but as far as I’m concerned, there’s only one hottie who can give Bella Thorne a run for her money as the #1 Snap-model. And that’s Lindsey Pelas here. I know this busty blonde is also a real professional lingerie model, but if you ask me, her Snapchat is still hands down her best work. See for yourself below. Continue reading

Lindsey Pelas Works Her Boobs Hard At The Beach

In case you haven’t been paying attention lately, busty blonde hottie Lindsey Pelas has been crushing it on Snapchat lately . And if you’re already not following her, you need to get on that ASAP. But because I’m such a nice guy (stop laughing), here’s what you’ve missed so far. And the best part? Unlike the real thing, these pictures don’t disappear after a few seconds. You’re welcome. Continue reading

Lindsey Pelas Has Problems With Her Boobs

Lindsey Pelas may have 11 big boob problems, but I bet having to work a real job ain’t one! When you look like that and have a rack that big, I’m pretty sure there’ll be no heavy lifting in her future and tons of rich men lined up to take those puppies for a spin. Man, I love this girl! Continue reading