Category Archives: Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr And Her Fit Body Belongs In A Bikini

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that most of you dudes out there probably don’t read  Women’s Health , so you may have missed this one: Miranda Kerr looking smoking hot on the cover of their latest issue. But don’t worry. You won’t have to sandwich it with a copy of Playboy at the newsstand or ask your girlfriends to buy it for you, because I’ve got the photoshoot for you perverts below. (You’re welcome.) Continue reading

Miranda Kerr Is Working “Hard” On Her Fitness

In case you’ve ever wondered how supermodels like Miranda Kerr keep up their killer bodies, yeah, it’s definitely not from “jogging” on the beach for the paps, no matter how much my sources want to tell me this is a look at one of Miranda’s “workout sessions” with her personal trainer. It is, however, an awesome photo-op, especially thanks to the case of nippleitis Miranda seems to have come down with. So nevermind, I guess these pictures are a great workout after all. Well, for me and the Little Tuna, at least. Enjoy. » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Miranda Kerr Ass-umes The Best Position Ever!

I didn’t realize it was my birthday already, but that’s the only explanation I can think of for why we’ve got brand-new lingerie pictures from a bunch of my favorite hotties today:  Miranda Kerr , Rosie Huntington-Whiteley , Lily Donaldson , Candice Swanepoel , Kate Upton , and Anja Rubik … And okay, so according to my sources, these are actually for V Magazine ‘s upcoming issue, but if you’re looking for what to get me this year, now you know. Continue reading

Want To Date A Supermodel? Make Sure You’re Super Rich

All these years, I’ve been trying to crack the code and figure out how to convince one of these crazy-hot supermodels I’m always writing about to finally date me. And after seeing these pictures of mega-hottie Miranda Kerr with her billionaire boyfriend Evan Spiegel, aka the nerd behind Snapchat, I think I finally figured it out: you need to be filthy rich. That, or the guy’s got all Miranda’s private Snaps saved as blackmail. Either way, I wish I’d thought of it first. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Miranda Kerr Knows How To Sell Things

All due respect to  Selena Gomez , but I’m pretty sure Miranda Kerr just leap-frogged her as the world’s hottest celebrity sneaker model with these shots of her launching something called Reebok Skyscape in Tokyo. Because forget the shoes, seeing that perfect booty of Miranda’s in those jeans is definitely making me want to get into better shape. In fact, I think I might have to up it to three forearm workouts a day after this. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Miranda Kerr’s Booty Works It

According to my sources, this solid booty show Miranda Kerr is putting on here is for some new commercial she’s shooting. And I’m not sure what company it’s for, but if I had to guess, it’s either Kleenex or Kirkland sweatpants. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to need to run out and buy more of both after this. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Miranda Kerr Does Terry Richardson

I may not be a big fan of Terry Richardson, call me jealous if you want (because I am), but I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due: the guy’s a pro when it comes to getting hot models topless. Like these shots he did of Miranda Kerr for  Harper’s Bazaar . Anyway, I don’t know how he does it, but I’m assuming having a camera helps. Continue reading

Miranda Kerr Does Terry Richardson

I may not be a big fan of Terry Richardson, call me jealous if you want (because I am), but I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due: the guy’s a pro when it comes to getting hot models topless. Like these shots he did of Miranda Kerr for  Harper’s Bazaar . Anyway, I don’t know how he does it, but I’m assuming having a camera helps. Continue reading

Miranda Kerr’s Hotness Hits Tokyo

According to my sources, Miranda Kerr just touched down in Tokyo in these shots, and everyone’s trying to figure out how the super-hot supermodel managed to look this good after taking a 17-hour flight halfway around the world. But that’s easy: she’s one of the hottest women in the world. I bet Miranda would look just as smoking hot after living in a pile of pizza boxes for 36 hours. And if she ever wants to put that to the test, I’d be happy to make some more room in my mom’s basement. Call me. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Miranda Kerr’s Cleavage Rules!

I guess I didn’t give Miranda Kerr ‘s funbags as much attention as she would’ve liked yesterday , because here she is at Paris Fashion Week again with an even more drool-worthy cleavage show for us today. Well, I’m definitely paying attention now. Two killer outfits in two days? Miranda must be trying to send a signal that she wants me. Or maybe I’m just hallucinating that part. I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that second slice of pizza I found behind the couch this morning. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading