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Smell Like Paris Hilton

Posted on June 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s Paris Hilton , aka the OG hot nobody, showing off that cute little cleavage of hers as she celebrates the launch of her new perfume. According to my sources, “Gold Rush” is the 20th fragrance she’s launched. Yes, you read that right: 20. Anyway, in case you’re wondering what this latest one smells like, my guess is “desperation.” But good luck keeping your 15 minutes of fame going, Paris. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Paris Hilton Is Modelling Again

Posted on December 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I guess Paris Hilton was getting tired of all these wannabe porn stars and “professional models” getting all the attention these days. Because here’s the OG hot nobody doing her very own photoshoot for the latest issue of Paper . And I have to give credit where credit’s due, Paris definitely looks more like a legit model than Bella Hadid or Kylie Jenner . OK, fine, I know that’s not saying much, but I’m not used to giving Paris complaints. It might take me a while to get the hang of it. Continue reading →

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Paris Hilton’s Pushed-Up Cleavage Does London

Posted on July 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Paris Hilton may not be nearly as famous these days as she used to be, but here’s the OG hot nobody out in London showing that she’s still got it. And by “it,” I mean the ability to show off her pushed-up cleavage for the paps. And I know that some of you cynics out there are probably going to point out that that’s not really much of a skill, but hey, for a D-list celebrity, it’s the only one you really need. So keep up the good work, Paris. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Paris Hilton Does 4th Of July In A Bikini Top

Posted on July 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I guess Paris Hilton is looking for more attention these days now that she’s only the world’s second most famous porn star (after Kim Kardashian , that is). Because she showed up to some July 4th party in Las Vegas in a star-spangled bikini. And look, I know I’ve made fun of Paris in the past, but as long as she’s still rocking a bikini, I’m more than happy to help Paris keep her 15 minutes going another 30-45 seconds at a time. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Paris Hilton Is The Queen Of F%cking Everything!

Posted on June 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I don’t know if Paris Hilton is still technically considered famous, let alone the “Queen of F*&king Everything,” like her phone says. But I’m still happy to keep her 15 minutes going, as long as she keeps showing up wearing a swimsuit. I just wish she would leave the picture taking to the professionals. No, not the paps. I meant me. I bet my phone takes way better pictures. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Paris Hilton’s Hotness Tour Continues…

Posted on April 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I’m always happy to help extend Paris Hilton ‘s 15 minutes of fame by another 30 seconds (or 45 if I’m going for a new personal best), so here’s the original hot nobody at the Charbel Zoe Haute Couture store launch in LA, whatever that is. And all I ask in return is that this hotness comeback tour of Paris’ makes a quick stop at my mom’s basement. Again, we’re talking 45 seconds, tops. The way I’ve been keeping her “career” going all these years, I think it’s only fair. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Paris Hilton’s Cleavage Is Back

Posted on February 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

It’s Fashion Week in New York right now, and you might be surprised I know that, considering my idea of “high fashion” is pairing my only sweatpants with a clean T-shirt. But it’s part of my job to know where all the hotties are going to be congregating each week, so I can be properly outraged that I wasn’t invited. Anyway, here’s Paris Hilton backstage and who cares if this pushed-up cleavage of hers probably isn’t real, just like last time ? I don’t go up to magicians and try to ruin their tricks. It’s more fun to believe in magic. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Paris Hilton Is A Great Illusionist

Posted on February 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I’m pretty sure this cleavage of Paris Hilton ‘s here is just an optical illusion, but who cares? If we’re all going to keep pretending that Paris is still a famous celebrity, I’m happy to just go along with it and pretend she’s busty too. It makes me feel a little better about posting these pictures. Especially in the pants region. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Paris Hilton Would Be The Perfect Depend’s Spokesmodel

Posted on December 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

With all that distracting pushed-up cleavage of hers on display, it took me a while to notice the wet spot on the back of Paris Hilton ‘s dress in these shots. But now that I have (and I’m betting so has the rest of the blogging world), I’m pretty sure this has to qualify as Paris’ most embarrassing “wardrobe malfunction” yet. But hey, on the plus side, I think we’ve finally figured out what Paris’ next gig can be: as Depend’s first under-60 spokesmodel. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Paris Hilton Is Looking Good At NRJ Music Awards

Posted on December 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s Paris Hilton at something called the NRJ Music Awards, and I’d never heard of that before, but hey, if a famous porn star like Paris showed up, then it must be pretty big, right? Anyway, according to my sources, it’s apparently some French radio station’s annual awards show, so no, I still don’t get why Paris was invited. But thanks to this dress of hers, I’m not complaining. Sometimes it’s better to not ask questions and just enjoy. » view all 26 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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