Category Archives: Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek Is 50 And Bootylicious!

Here’s Salma Hayek busting out for the latest issue of GQ , and I want to make sure you’re sitting down for this one (and not just because these pictures are so hot they’re going to make it difficult to stand up)… See, I was just reminded that Salma turned 50 last year. That’s right. 50. And she’s still looking 50 times hotter than 99% of the so-called Instagram models out there half her age. I guess some things just get better with age, and Salma’s funbags are definitely one of them. » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Salma Hayek’s 50-year-old Boobs Bust Out!

I was trying to figure out why we haven’t been seeing more of Salma Hayek these days, and it turns out the busty actress just turned 50 last month. And even though that’s normally well past retirement age for most hotties, Salma’s not most hotties. Anyway, her and her A-list cleavage just showed up on the cover of GQ Mexico this month, and I’d say she’s still got a few more years left on her 15 minutes of fame. Or another 30-45 seconds, at least. Wow! Continue reading

Salma Hayek Is A Flintstone

Here’s Salma Hayek dressed up like one of the Flintstones for some reason at the Septembers of Shiraz premiere in LA. And I guess I still don’t understand fashion, because I don’t get this dress. That said, I definitely wouldn’t mind a little Bamm-Bamm with Salma, if you catch my drift… (I’m talking about sex, just so we’re all clear.) Yabba-dabba do. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Salma Hayek Is A Flintstone

Here’s Salma Hayek dressed up like one of the Flintstones for some reason at the Septembers of Shiraz premiere in LA. And I guess I still don’t understand fashion, because I don’t get this dress. That said, I definitely wouldn’t mind a little Bamm-Bamm with Salma, if you catch my drift… (I’m talking about sex, just so we’re all clear.) Yabba-dabba do. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Salma Hayek Busts Out Big Time

Good news: Salma Hayek brought her A-game to the 2015 LACMA Art + Film Gala over the weekend, and while I have no clue what that is, obviously it was important enough for Salma to bust out the big guns. Although if it were up to me, Salma would dress like this for every event: movie premieres, charity dinners, sleepovers at her favorite blogger’s mom’s house. When you find a look that works, you should stick with it. It’s why I haven’t changed my sweatpants in months. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Show

I’m always a fan of the big award shows, even though I’ve never been invited to one (hint hint). Because no matter how boring they get, they’re always a good excuse for a bunch of hotties to compete to see who can drop more red carpet cleavage. It’s one of my favorite annual traditions. So here’s perennial favorite Salma Hayek at the InStyle and Warner Bros. Golden Globe afterparty. And while she didn’t win for Best Globes this year (that award goes to J-Lo ), she should know that it’s an honor just to be nominated for this made-up, arbitrary award determined by a perverted blogger. So congratulations Salma! And better luck next year. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Rihanna And Salma Hayek Make A Cute Couple

Here’s a lesbian fantasy I wasn’t expecting to see any time soon: Rihanna and Salma Hayek . According to my sources, Salma showed up for Rihanna’s first annual Diamond Ball benefit. And while I know it’s just their first year, I’ve got a couple suggestions for next time: if they really want to make this event a success, first off, they should institute a strictly-enforced, lingerie-only dress code. And second, they should invite yours truly. I’m a big hit at parties. Stop laughing. That wasn’t a punchline. » view all 28 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Rihanna And Salma Hayek Make A Cute Couple

Here’s a lesbian fantasy I wasn’t expecting to see any time soon: Rihanna and Salma Hayek . According to my sources, Salma showed up for Rihanna’s first annual Diamond Ball benefit. And while I know it’s just their first year, I’ve got a couple suggestions for next time: if they really want to make this event a success, first off, they should institute a strictly-enforced, lingerie-only dress code. And second, they should invite yours truly. I’m a big hit at parties. Stop laughing. That wasn’t a punchline. » view all 28 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading