Category Archives: Sarah Hyland

Sarah Hyland Is Cold And Nipply

Sarah Hyland looks a little chilly at the Audi Celebrates The 68th Emmys event. Maybe she needs my warm breath to help bring down those nipples since I’m a professional nipple warmer. Call me. » view all 12 photos           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Sarah Hyland Is Perfecting Her Selfie Game

I guess Sarah Hyland must know she looks pretty good in these shots, because here’s my second-favorite Modern Family hottie taking a couple selfies while she’s at something called the “Minnie Mouse Rocks The Dots” Art And Fashion Exhibit (whatever the hell that is). Although if you ask me, Sarah missed the real photo op here: her legs. I don’t know if her arms are long enough to get the shot, but I’d be happy to help out if not. Like I always say, my phone takes great photos. Call me! » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Sarah Hyland Shows Off Her Little Boobies

Here’s Sarah Hyland and her super-cute cleavage at amfAR’s 6th annual Inspiration Gala in LA, and don’t get me wrong, it’s great to see hotties like Sarah showing up for a good cause. But forget these stuffy star-studded galas, if they really want to do something that would help people and raise some serious money, I have three words for you: bikini car wash. I guarantee you’d shatter donation records. Just something to consider for next year. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Sarah Hyland Is White-Hot!

Here’s one of my favorite hotties Sarah Hyland attending something called The No Kid Hungry Dinner in Los Angeles, and see, now this is why I love Sarah — because she’s always going to charity events like this and giving back to her community. It’s just so heart-warming. …Just kidding. I love Sarah because she’s always showing up for the cameras looking smoking hot and giving me a serious pants fire. But I had you going there for a while, right? » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Sarah Hyland Double Fists

If I know my readers, I’m guessing this probably isn’t what you were hoping for when you read that headline. Sorry to disappoint you perverts. But on the plus side, at least  Sarah Hyland ‘s looking pretty sexy in these shots. Now I’ve just gotta find out what Starbucks she goes to. Here’s hoping I haven’t been banned from it for violating their no pants, no service policy yet. That really  Fingers crossed! » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Sarah Hyland Works It Good For Elton John

I made the mistake of watching the Oscars last night, and after four hours of zoning out in front of the TV, that’s not something I ever want to do again. So next year, remind me to try to talk my way into scoring an invite to Elton John’s annual Oscar Viewing Party, because judging from the hotties like Sarah Hyland that go every year, at least I could’ve had something decent to stare at all night long instead of that boring telecast. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Sarah Hyland Is Looking Pretty At The Duff Premiere

Here’s one of my favorite hotties  Sarah Hyland attending the LA screening of The DUFF . I did a little research into just what the hell this movie is, and apparently DUFF stands for “Designated Ugly Fat Friend.” Although if you ask me, they could’ve just written “blogger” and saved themselves the trouble of making up a new word. That said, if Sarah’s looking for a DUFF with benefits, I’d be happy to volunteer. Call me. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Sarah Hyland Deserve More Attention

I’m not sure what award Sarah Hyland was up for at the 21st annual SAG Awards last night, but if I had to guess, between her and her co-star Sofia Vergara , Modern Family had to have been nominated for Best Ensemble Funbags. That’s an official category, right? Because if not, it should be. I mean, a cast this talented deserves to be recognized. So I don’t know about you guys, but me and the Little Tuna are giving them both a standing ovation right now. Bravo. » view all 23 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Sarah Hyland Deserve More Attention

I’m not sure what award Sarah Hyland was up for at the 21st annual SAG Awards last night, but if I had to guess, between her and her co-star Sofia Vergara , Modern Family had to have been nominated for Best Ensemble Funbags. That’s an official category, right? Because if not, it should be. I mean, a cast this talented deserves to be recognized. So I don’t know about you guys, but me and the Little Tuna are giving them both a standing ovation right now. Bravo. » view all 23 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

This Has Been One Sad Halloween

Normally, Halloween is blogger Christmas, encouraging all the hot nobodies out there to dress even sexier than usual. But for some reason, the costumes are pretty sad this year. Case in point: Katy Perry , who’ll bust out serious cleavage at the Kids’ Choice Awards , dressed up like a giant Cheeto. Hot. Anyway, here’s Katy, Jessica Alba , Maria Menounos , Sarah Hyland , Lady Gaga , Christina Milian , Laura James , Keenyah Hill , AJ and Aly Michalka , Amber Rose , Black China , Courteney Cox , Nicola Peltz , Lily Allen , Teresa Moore , Julie Henderson , Katherine McNamara , Dorothy Wang , Hanna Beth , Lily Lane , and Courtney Bingham Sixx . Try and enjoy, if you can. Because some of these costumes are pretty scary. And not in the good way either. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet Continue reading