Category Archives: Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson Is Now A Hillary Clinton Impersonator

I’ve tried to ignore it. I’ve tried to pretend it’s not happening. But there’s no use in fighting it any longer: I’m sorry to report that  Scarlett Johansson , AKA formerly one of the hottest women in the world, now looks like a professional Hillary Clinton impersonator thanks to that hipster haircut of hers. All she needs now is a pantsuit. But don’t worry, at least we’ve still got the archives until it grows back out. Or her agent buys her some hair extensions. Continue reading

Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage Show In Cosmo

I know she’s had it for a while now, but I’m still not digging this short haircut of Scarlett Johansson ‘s. And I don’t know why she hasn’t started growing it out again. You’d think the approval of a pasty blogger who lives in his mom’s basement would mean everything to an A-list hottie like Scarlett… OK, OK, stop laughing and just enjoy this spread she did for the May issue of Cosmopolitan , you jerks. Continue reading