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Nicole Scherzinger’s Grab A$$

Here’s my favorite hottie ex-pat Nicole Scherzinger out in London again, and even though I’m still pretty upset that those lucky British bastards get to enjoy her hotness like this on a daily basis, at least they’re still willing to share it with the rest of us. So yes, it’s killing me to not be able to offer Nicole a hand with that booty of hers, since it looks like she’s currently got her hands full, but I guess this way I can still enjoy the pictures while fantasizing that she might actually say “Yes,” instead of “Who are you?” and “Will you please tase him?” That counts as a win-win in my books. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Kelly Brook’s Fiance Is Bad News!

For anybody wondering why I keep calling Kelly Brook ‘s fiance such a bad influence , it’s not just because I’m jealous (although I am). It’s because of pictures like this. I mean, I don’t remember Kelly’s booty looking anywhere near this chunky when she was single, and it’s disappointing, considering she’s always been one of my favorite busty Brits. So I’d like to give Kelly a free year on the official Tuna exercise program as a wedding present. It involves doing bikini squats for the paps and 30-45 seconds of intense aerobic activity with yours truly 3 times a week. And I personally guarantee she’ll drop some of that weight after only the first 2 weeks — and by that I mean her fiance, obviously. The sooner we start, the better. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading