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Chloe Grace Moretz In The Most Non-sexy Outfit Ever!

Listen, I get that  Chloe Grace Moretz is trying to be America’s newest sweetheart young hottie. That’s why she’s doing Marie Claire and photoshoots in fashion magazines and going on Jimmy Kimmel Live like she is in these shots, and for the most part it’s working. But if Chloe really wants to take her career to the next level, someone’s got to help teach her how to dress. Because outfits like this just aren’t going to cut it against Selena Gomez’s cleavage and Bella Thorne’s booty videos . Luckily, I have a few good ideas (mostly involving see-through shirts and walking around in lingerie). Call me! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney Busts Out Big Time

I keep waiting for Kate Upton to step up and reclaim her title as the #1 busty blonde hottie, but the more red carpets she shows up to covered-up from head to toe and the more bikini photoshoots  Charlotte McKinney does, the harder it gets to make that argument. Speaking of which, it also gets a lot harder to keep my pants on, but I’ve got to be extra careful, because this Starbucks I’m at has a strict “no pants, no service and we’re calling the cops” policy. Prudes. Continue reading