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Emma Roberts Works The Streets

I like Emma Roberts as much as the next pervert on the Internet, but after seeing these latest pictures of her, it’s like she didn’t get any sun all winter. She’s even paler than I am. So if you ask me, Emma needs to hit the beach stat. And I’d be happy to lend her my personal sunscreen — it’s blogger-approved for pasty skin and SPF 500. I’ll just have to show her how to put it on properly first. It’s pretty simple, but I wouldn’t want any of Emma’s sensitive areas to get burned. We’ll do a quick hands-on lesson just to be safe. Call me! Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Wheel of Fortune Genius

I’m glad this guy won because now he can get himself some well deserved hookers. Continue reading