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Micaela Schaefer Gets Raped By Two Bears

So, uh, I’m kind of at a loss for how to explain these latest pictures of  Micaela Schaefer , other than to say I’m betting seeing her groped by these dead-eyed bears is going to give one or two of you perverts an instant pants fire and give the rest of us nightmares. According to my sources, this is a “Berlinale-themed photoshoot,” although if you ask me, it’s just further proof that Micaela’s hands-down the best-dressed nobody of all-time. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading