Tag Archives: hippster

“You know what works better than a comb-over? Spiky side…

“You know what works better than a comb-over? Spiky side bangs.” Continue reading

“Oh my God, it’s like Neil Diamond has no clue how…

“Oh my God, it’s like Neil Diamond has no clue how embarrassing he is!” Continue reading

“All my accessories are organic.”

“All my accessories are organic.” Continue reading

“What’s the matter, boss? You told me to deliver a…

“What’s the matter, boss? You told me to deliver a small package, and I did.” Continue reading

“It was so much fun being John Oates for Halloween, I…

“It was so much fun being John Oates for Halloween, I decided to make it my full-time identity.” Continue reading

“I know you guys like shitty music, but this is…

“I know you guys like shitty music, but this is ridiculous.” Continue reading

“And this is my fall-down machine.”

“And this is my fall-down machine.” Continue reading

Someone call child services.

Someone call child services. Continue reading

“Miracle Whip: it’s like cocaine for your…

“Miracle Whip: it’s like cocaine for your sandwich.” Continue reading

Look at this fucking fish stabber.

Look at this fucking fish stabber. Continue reading