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Serinda Swan Should Win An Award For Hotness

It’s the Oscars this weekend, which means we’ll be getting a string of hotties at pre-parties leading up to the big day, and here’s Serinda Swan at the “Icons of the Awards” pre-Oscar party. Now, I have no clue who Serinda is, so I’m not really sure what makes her an Oscar “icon,” but if I had to guess, it’d be the sweet cleavage she’s showing off here. Which also just landed her an invite to my big Oscar party on Sunday. Granted, no one’s RSVPed yet, but I’m banking on a big turnout at my mom’s basement from confused hotties thinking the “Big Tuna Oscar Event” is sponsored by StarKist or Chicken of the Sea. Fingers crossed. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Mariana Vicente See Through Goodness

I’m a little surprised I’ve never heard of Mariana Vicente before this, considering the Puerto Rican hottie placed in the Top 10 at the Miss Universe pageant in 2010, according to my research. And everyone knows I’ve got a thing for beauty pageant runner-ups — because unlike the winners, I might actually have 0.001% of a shot with them. So now that I’m seeing Mariana at the Hot Tub Time Machine 2 premiere, I figure I owe her a long-overdue date with the Tuna or at the very least, a Twitter marriage proposal. Better late than never, right? » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews Continue reading