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Alyssa Arce Will Blow Your Mind

Meet Alyssa Arce . This is the first time I’ve done a post on the Southern hottie, but I think I’m already in love. You can fall in love at first sight through your pants, right? Anyway, according to my research, Alyssa’s a Playboy Playmate, which is great news, and she partied on a yacht with Justin Bieber or something recently, which is not so great news. I mean, what’s that teenage lesbian got that I don’t? You know, besides millions of dollars and fans and a yacht. Whatever. I’d still love to take Alyssa motorboating some time. And we wouldn’t even have to leave my bedroom. Call me! Continue reading

Minka Kelly Is Chilly

I’ve never been able to figure out how this whole chilly hottie thing works, since Minka Kelly ‘s so smoking hot in these pictures, she’s currently making me sweat through my computer screen. But even so, here she is coming down with a mild case of nippleitis. I still don’t get it. I guess it must just be some sort of miracle. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading