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Wayne Gretzky And Bill Burr Discuss Fixing Hockey

I don’t watch many sports because I don’t gamble, but in my opinion Hockey is the only real man sport. I’m not sure if it needs fixing, but it does need Wayne Gretzky’s daughter naked on my lap when I go to one. Continue reading

Salma Hayek’s 50-year-old Boobs Bust Out!

I was trying to figure out why we haven’t been seeing more of Salma Hayek these days, and it turns out the busty actress just turned 50 last month. And even though that’s normally well past retirement age for most hotties, Salma’s not most hotties. Anyway, her and her A-list cleavage just showed up on the cover of GQ Mexico this month, and I’d say she’s still got a few more years left on her 15 minutes of fame. Or another 30-45 seconds, at least. Wow! Continue reading