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Hilary Duff’s Juicy Thickness

I try to stay away from celebrity gossip and focus on more important stuff like celebrity bikini pictures, but I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been following this whole Hilary Duff on Tinder thing. But I just heard Hilary stopped using it after a bunch of dudes swiped left on my second-favorite MILF. And I don’t get it. Sure, maybe Hilary’s legs are looking a little thicker these days, but I’d still kill to take her out on a date. In fact, I know a great little pizza place as long as she doesn’t mind cold leftovers that’ve been sitting on my floor for weeks. Call me! » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Cleavage Show

I guess now that everyone’s stopped talking about the Entourage movie, my #1 favorite B-list hottie  Emmanuelle Chriqui has stopped getting invited to big Hollywood movie premieres, and instead she’s back to just looking her usual smoking hot self at random events in LA. Like this jewelry store grand opening. Which actually gives me an idea: if Emmanuelle’s free next week, I’d like to invite her to the grand opening of my bedroom door. She can even cut the ribbon if she wants. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading