I thought I had a good job, getting to write about hotties in bikinis from my couch in sweatpants 5 days a week, but turns out there’s an even better gig out there: getting paid to apply makeup to Ariel Winter ‘s booty. I didn’t even realize that was a thing, let alone something you could do for money. So, where do I send in my resume?
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Ariel Winter Needs To Hire me
