Irina Shayk looking for her next baby daddy.. Her skinny model from RUSSIA who gamed the system like a Russian trained spy would….who is now a mom, making this ass a mom ass, that is far superior than most mom asses, cuz Russians are hard workers and like to come out on top….and by out on top I mean out in short shorts… I’ve been an Irina Shayk supporter for as long as she’s been doing this. I like that she came from RUSSIAN and manipulated her way into dating the number 1 soccer player, which allowed her to get in Sports Illustrated Swim, it put her on the map….only to end up with America’s Sweetheart and LADY GAGA fucker…Brad Cooper….who’s sperm she used to make a baby that pays a minimum of 20k a month for the next 18 years thanks to California Child Support Laws….good hustle. If you’re gonna do it, do it right, and Irina Shayk at 30 did it right….not to mention she’s fucking hot….BIG FAN of this KGB experiment / Russian Troll who doesn’t look like a troll, not rigging your election but rather rigging your erection and Brad Cooper’s Sperm….this is proper monetization of being hot. Good job. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Irina Shayk Booty Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Charles Sykes/Bravo/NBCU Photo Bank/NBCUniversal/Getty Khloe K’s Balloon Booty Gets Dragged (AGAIN) By now, you’ve probably seen the now viral video of Khloe K ‘s poopy diaper booty floating around the internet and, well, it’s a donk disaster that somehow got worse since the last time we checked. she built like a skinny baby with a full diaper https://t.co/vcsR1kcwyj — willie (@illwillie_) November 5, 2019 Whew chil-lay, issa MESS that stirred up YET ANOTHER round of slander across the internet. Peep the petty re-dragging of Khloe’s balloonish T-Rex booty the flip.
Source: Aaron J. Thornton / Getty Lil Ju Breaks Down Megan Thee Stallion’s “Cash S**t” On Genius Deconstructed Megan Thee Stallion and DaBaby ‘s “Cast S**t” is ringing off at clubs, parties, functions, and soiree’s all across America right now. It goes without saying that both Meg and DaBaby bring their A-games, but in order for them to get their cash s#!t off, someone had to give them an inspiring beat. That man is Lil Ju. The Dallas native sat down with Genius recently as part of their “Deconstructed” series. Press play down bottom to see how the bass-heavy, booty-quaking track was created. Cha-ching!
Candice Swanepoel with the deep pussy stretch was the alternate title…but our friend Cannon Show gets mad when we write Deep Pussy stretch because it makes advertisers cry…like the pussies they are….maybe Candice’s cunt being stretched is like a mirror to their overly sensitive, easily offended pussies….I just don’t know. I do know that Candice Swanepoel is doing a DEEP pussy stretch, trying to stay as fit as possible, maybe trying to retrain her muscles to hold her uterus inside her after all those kids…you know a way to not become incontinent while being as sexy as possible with her fitness erotica…because fitness is a way to post slutty content while still being a respectable woman who cares about her body and health….how can you be mad at someone being healthy…with her vagina out…who knows…who cares… Candice Swanepoel, the Hot VS model who has only done VS, now 30 and less hot…bringing nothing great but nothing terrible and that’s ok. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Fitness Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
ELLE FANNING is one of the Fanning sisters. The Fannings creep me out. She’s the understudy to her sister Dakota, which basically means she was the backup plan for the stage parents. If you’ve been on instagram – you probably follow a bunch of porn chicks on instagram – you’ll know they hav th back-up account in case the main one gets shut down. When you’re dealing with child stars, you never really know how it is going to pan out. They can grow up to be ugly, they can have mental breakdowns, they can kill themselves or die of some diseases….it is just too much at stake and it is so hard to breakthrough it’d be a real waste if all that work only paid out for 5-10 years….so you need to strategically divert from that bad one to the new one, give the buyer some options, rather than saying no….plus with two kids you can have both simultaneously working making you so much more money than just one…as the stage parent the money goes to you and you can pay yourself out. Maximize profits… Anyway, that’s my take…they aren’t that hot or interesting as a family, but they are rich, dialled in and can speak to your sister-sex-fetish….I mean the dream of men married to the ugly sister everywhere….wondering whether the hotter sister has the same pussy, does she fuck the same, how much is nature and how much is nurture through sexual experiences and is it even cheating cuz genetically they are basically the same person. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elle Fanning Got Them Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Woah…Delilah Belle Hamlin’s face…. This is the unfiltered version of her I guess. No instagram photoshop you know EVERY single loser bitch trying to be an influencer because she’s got no fucking soul…it is all a fucking lie and thee fact that people follow and buy into these people despite them being straight up clowns, who aren’t even that hot, producing barely interesting content. It’s really just clown shit, like a modern day circus, some Ringling Brothers shit…and their big red noses are nose jobs, and their clown make-up is highlights and countouring, and their big clown shoes are in the form of lips… The funniest thing about this, is that I see girls in everyday looking like this. I guess they are INFLUENCED…or have some sort of dysmorphia, or insecurity that they think will be fixed by migrating your face into becoming a muppet. She crawled out of Lisa Rinna’s cunt, so I wouldn’t expect her to not have that clown face…it is just crazy she thinks this is a good look or that this works and by “THIS” I mean the face, the whole nipple thing is great thoug I will never get bored of that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Delilah Belle Hamlin Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Em Rat Cow is the kind of self involved narcissist fuck who has really tricked people and brands with money to think that she’s relevant. She gets fucking paid and nothing she does is that interesting or great. I guess this is her trying to polarize herself as more than just tits, because apparently now that she’s near 30, she’s got a bit of an ass too, at least when she photoshops herself. She is barely hot, she’s definitely not interesting, but you gotta semi respect her hustle that is hardly a hustle. She goes to events she probably dreamt about going to as a kid, and all it took to get there was showing her tits. Pretty solid strategy when you think about just how much effort it goes into making money for normal people. If it was just as easy for us like it is for her, life would probably be better, but not really, since all these idiots are miserable. Just chasing meaningless nonsense. She does have great tits, real or not, who cares, cuz Rat COw as a whole is so fucking low quality fake that it cancels them out…. She was smart enough to leverage the audience and how stupid they are by starting a shit brand to sell to them….rather than just get paid by brands, you make more money with your own….so that’s what this is probably for…I mean that and boring the fuck out of us. Get some creative direction, maybe some concept you lazy cunt. Here she is #metoo’ing Ashley Graham and her unborn child. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Em Rat Cow Bikini Porno of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Paula Patton is the girl Robin Thicke had a kid with and then left for a 19 year old which is a nice reminder that no matter how much you love a bitch, no matter how hot that chick is, no matter how many memories and experiences you have together that you think would make a solid fucking forever partnership that led to you making kids together young chicks are just better…they haven’t been destroyed by having kids yet. They don’t have all that bitterness and resentment old bitches have. It’s a superficial world and new pussy to replace the literally OLD pussy completes most men at the core of who they are….. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Paula Patton Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
McKayla Maroney I think the highlight of last week, that your American Olympic gold medalist, who won her Gold Medal on the backs of the black girls on her team in what could argue is some modern slavery, made a comeback with her slutty cameltoe shorts. The victim of the US Gymnastic team’s doctor who used to finger young girls with ankle injuries while their moms who believed in the Olympic dream sat in the other room, you know sexualized at a young age, now sexualizing herself again, because her first round of sexualization happened directly after she won the Olympic medal and became a meme….before the team doctor / finger banger scandal happened…She came hard on the social media, amassed the fans, then tapped out…only to come back, with that fit ass she’s been training for, ready to take on America the way America likes to be taken on…through slutty content masked as fitness content cuz she’s an athlete you see. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post McKayla Maroney is Slutty Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: SplashNews / Splash News Floss Your Buns And Funbags In Fendi Prints On: Nicki Minaj Says Her Collection Is For Everyone Who Wants To Show Skin Nicki Minaj is talking bawwwdy positivity as she prepares to launch Fendi Prints On , her 127-piece collection with the Fendi brand this October. Minaj’s brand offers a men’s, women’s and children’s collection and she said she made it with her own curves in mind. Via Elle: She knew, she says, that “everybody’s going to be like, ‘Where’s the pink, bi**h?’ ” She also wanted to make body-conscious pieces that showcase curves. “I want to make clothes that make girls with my body look sexy,” she says. “We’re in a new time, where you don’t have to feel bad if you’re not the tiniest you’ve ever been. Women, we struggle with that so much, because we’ll go back to old pictures of ourselves, and we’ll be like, ‘I used to be so skinny!,’ and we start making ourselves feel bad. What I want [to tell] girls is not necessarily, ‘Go and gain weight and have a big booty,’ but ‘If you do have curves, be proud of it, flaunt it—love the skin you’re in.’ As clichéd as that sounds, I’ve been really trying to teach myself that. ‘This is who I am; take me or leave me, bye!’ ” The collection, she says, is “for everyone who wants to show skin. We all go to the beach, we all get sexy, we all have sex, we all bust it open!” Well busss it then baby… While you can also expect to buss your piggy bank open for some items, Minaj also says she kept her roots in mind and has affordable pieces as well: “If I’m going to do Fendi,” she says, “I want to feel like I’m back in Southside Jamaica, Queens, New York, wearing Fendi. I don’t only want to be front row rocking my Fendi; I want to be in the hood rocking my Fendi, too.” Thus the collection includes more approachable pieces like T-shirts and sneakers emblazoned with her face. Her fans, she says, “are going to be really surprised when they see that I did think of things for them. I totally know that there are a lot of people who think that they can’t afford Fendi, and those are going to be some of our new customers, because they’re going to go and get the sneaker, or the hat, or the T-shirt. If you love your fashion, then sometimes you save up for certain things that you really love.” Minaj famously worked as a waitress prior to her current galactic fame. “When I was doing my 9-to-5,” she says, “this is something that I would have saved up for.” Will you be rocking Fendi Prints On? Hit the flip to see some of the looks
