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Candice Swanepoel Fitness Erotica of the Day

Candice Swanepoel with the deep pussy stretch was the alternate title…but our friend Cannon Show gets mad when we write Deep Pussy stretch because it makes advertisers cry…like the pussies they are….maybe Candice’s cunt being stretched is like a mirror to their overly sensitive, easily offended pussies….I just don’t know. I do know that Candice Swanepoel is doing a DEEP pussy stretch, trying to stay as fit as possible, maybe trying to retrain her muscles to hold her uterus inside her after all those kids…you know a way to not become incontinent while being as sexy as possible with her fitness erotica…because fitness is a way to post slutty content while still being a respectable woman who cares about her body and health….how can you be mad at someone being healthy…with her vagina out…who knows…who cares… Candice Swanepoel, the Hot VS model who has only done VS, now 30 and less hot…bringing nothing great but nothing terrible and that’s ok. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Fitness Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Aniston Reminds Us that Old Hags Refuse to Be Old of the Day

Some people say that age is just a state of mind. I call bullshit… Age is when your body falls the fuck apart and your pussy dries up and your tits sag to the ground cuz you’re old as fuck. You can be in denial. You can take measures to make yourself feel like the best version of yourself but when you’re old you’re old and that’s where the story ends… Put your tits out there. You’re still old… Jennifer Aniston…in denial of being old… To see the rest of the old lady in action CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Aniston Reminds Us that Old Hags Refuse to Be Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Candice Swanepoel Pussy Flash of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is in TULUM on vacation because she’s celebrating not being pregnant for the first time in 4 years… She is boring, she hasn’t done anything interesting besides Victoria’s Secret, she never tried to break free from the evil corporation and do something innovative or interesting, because I guess bitches are fucking lazy, and this one was making well over a million dollars a year, more than she ever expected to make back home in South Africa where she was avoiding legless athletes with guns, AIDS, and black people who were revolting the insane white racism of South Africa…. But look at her now, in Mexico, in a bikini, like a legitimate socialite all at the age of 30….retirement time…and still looking hot after 2 kids…cuz some bitches just do things better. I can’t vouch for her cunt, that shit is probably blown the fuck out…but if it’s strapped into a tight bikini bottom….how the fuck are we to know otherwise…it’s not like she’s showing any of her labia… Instead, she is showing us this…her most interesting work that isn’t even that interesting. HER TITS ARE OUT! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Candice Swanepoel Erotica of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is in the new Vogue Turkey…because I guess there is life after being pregnant for the last 3-4 years. Maybe this is the media tour of her comeback tour…to remind people that she’s the best Victoria’s Secret ever had, even though she’s not the best they have now, in her time off she’s been replaced by hotter girls that we aren’t bored of yet, because they haven’t ONLY done Victoria’s Secret, like Candice…who is a pre social media, famous from being a VS model and that’s about it…she’s never had much personality, has been more of a body to wear underwear, which is what I guess they are hired to be…and is now old, even if she’s not that old… Another reminder, that when you women insist on making babies, breeding and taking off three years, the younger more eager will replace you and your old and tired ways…and really you don’t have passion or want to be on the job, you want to be home breast feeding…which is why women shouldn’t be in the workforce if they want to breed. True Story. That said…here are her pics. Here are some more of her in a nude bodysuit JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Skin Links 12.14.18

Sammi Hanratty is Bringing All the Sexy Jesy Nelson Wearing a See-Through Red Lace Corset Myleene Klass Cleavage at the 2018 British Fashion Awards! Chrissy Teigen’s Beautiful Seat in Leggy Beach Model Shots (header image) Romee Strijd Nipples In A See-Through Sweater Fabiana Britto is Curvy for Playboy Portugal! A Broken Baldwin Begs To Be Left Alone Madison Beer Selfies Her Massive/Perfectly-Shaped Cleavage Candice Swanepoel In A Swimsuit Is Worth Buying … read more

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Candice Swanepoel In A Swimsuit Is Worth Buying

I’ve just learned that Candice Swanepoel has her own swimsuit line and this is obviously a natural progression any hottie online will do. However, I think Candice can sell tons of these because she’s super hot and I’d even buy one to use as a mini blanket next to me in bed. I’d pay more if it was worn by her.          

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Candice Swanepoel Is Still One Of The Best

I haven’t done a post on Candice Swanepoel in sometime, but I think the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show aired last night and I didn’t watch it because I’ve seen it many times before. Anyway, she is hot and even though she’s getting older she still one of the best.            

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Candice Swanepoel Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

Candice Swanepoel, such an artist who deserves to be taken seriously, in more ways that you perverts take her seriously. Typical dudes, objectifying women, doing what they do for a higher purpose…like inspirational ART…whatever the fuck ART is….and you reduce her down to just a set of tits….assholes…toxic masculine assholes… I apprecaite her WINNIE HARLOW impression with the cowhide two tone face…so edgy and daring…like that time that cunt Anne Hathaway shaved her head in Les Mis and the Academy confused that for acting talent…. RIght? JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Tits Out for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Candice Swanepoel Underboob of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is no longer pregnant, which may be exciting to some of you Candice Swanepoel fans, who didn’t like seeing her pregnant the last three years, because she lets dude cum up inside her and doesn’t get abortions, so that she can start a family. I know you probably don’t love the idea of her banged out battered pussy, but as a model for an evil corporation that brain washes you idiots to buy their shitty products…you probably can assume she does her kegels and has a labia reduction surgeon at every VS fashion show so no pussy gets slipped out….since I’ve never seen a pussy slip in their infomercial ever…despite it being skimpy panties…starring moms like Candice…who luckily are still hot because the brand is committed to using hot chicks, other than Winneie Harlow the Cow Hide skinned model, cuz they have to give in to the pressure of social media sometimes. I don’t know what her big mom tit is up to – but it’s doing her old tricks…not her actual old tricks of being a Farmer and Blood Diamond miner in South Africa, speaking her Afrikaans, having her Slaves do her homework, before contracting AIDS….and deciding to be a model….fuck the safari in her backyard, do the safari in NYC….avoiding being killed by a legless athlete….making millions as a promo model….a legend who has really only worked for Victoria’s Secret…with some Apartheid shit. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Underboob of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Movie Nudity Report: On This Day in Movie Nudity History 7.20.18

There’s no nudity in Mamma Mia 2 or The Equalizer 2, but we’ve got five flicks released on this day over the years—including two four-star masterpieces—that are sure to have you remembering the good old days!… read more

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