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Candice Swanepoel Erotica of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is in the new Vogue Turkey…because I guess there is life after being pregnant for the last 3-4 years. Maybe this is the media tour of her comeback tour…to remind people that she’s the best Victoria’s Secret ever had, even though she’s not the best they have now, in her time off she’s been replaced by hotter girls that we aren’t bored of yet, because they haven’t ONLY done Victoria’s Secret, like Candice…who is a pre social media, famous from being a VS model and that’s about it…she’s never had much personality, has been more of a body to wear underwear, which is what I guess they are hired to be…and is now old, even if she’s not that old… Another reminder, that when you women insist on making babies, breeding and taking off three years, the younger more eager will replace you and your old and tired ways…and really you don’t have passion or want to be on the job, you want to be home breast feeding…which is why women shouldn’t be in the workforce if they want to breed. True Story. That said…here are her pics. Here are some more of her in a nude bodysuit JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Tisdale Butt Shot of the Day

Ashley Tisdale despite being 40 years old, because when she did High School Musical she was 30, playing an 18 year old, has historically had a decent body and a broken down, busted up face…even before her mangled BOTCHED nose job…that may not be as bad as the BOTCHED ass implants I linked to yesterday …but that was pretty fucking bad… I singled her out and cyberbullied her, even though no one heard me because I am irrelevant….only because she was getting media hype around being an “It girl” or the “Hottest thing”…something I knew was paid for…. BUT I always defended her fitness and said, even if she’s garbage, has a shitty face, a hot body goes a long fuckng way….so far that she’s out there on instagram like all girls showing off her ass…cuz why the fuck wouldn’t you show your ass if your body is all you have going for you and all the girls you compete with are doing it…you have no choice….if you want to play their game… I’m just sad there’s not anal tissue exposed….it makes all the butt shots better. The post Ashley Tisdale Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Isla Fisher Got Them Tits Out of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…because it’s about as good as I can get when it comes to Isla Fisher…maybe this should even be her WIKIPEDIA page description: Her name is Isla Fisher. She’s 40. She’s Australian. She’s ginger….which means that her pubic hair, assuming she has pubic hair, because most ginger’s think their orange pubic hair is a flaw, and when I was 15, I would agree with them, not because I don’t like bush, I’ve always loved bush, I just found it creepy when it glowed in the dark, was neon as fuck, but then I grew up and realized, I should have taken advantage of all the GINGERS who were alienated like it was the era of killing your ginger baby because you thought it was a demon from hell – that you’d be forced to exile…I’ve seen Willow. I know how it works. THAT SAID…She’s the vagina that Sacha Baron Cohen has made babies with since 2008 – 6 years after they first connected – she was born in Oman…so don’t let her GINGER pussy make you think she’s not a terrorist…even if she converted to Jewish to be with Sacha Baron Cohen….and spent 3 years doing it…jews….am I right… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Isla Fisher Got Them Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Amanda Seyfried Ass in Leggings of the Day

She’s a new mom – how the hell is she not rocking the gnarliest cameltoe around. I see young girls, who aren’t moms, but I guess who may be banged out since they are the porn generation – rocking the gnarliest cameltoes almost all the fucking time…yet this mom…in her 30s doesn’t have a cameltoe… Suspect… I think that means she’s got no genitals. That said…I also think Amanda Seyfried is one of the hottest actresses, even if she’s boring and not that exciting now that she’s old and washed up, only because she had big tits on a skinny frame and got naked in an “art” picture for every mainstream garbage picture she did and that alone was a nice balance….plus she replaced our queen Lohan…and Lohan fucking hated her…which is always nice.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amanda Seyfried Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ava Sambora’s Crazy Mother Bikini Tribute of the Day

Here’s some Ava Sambora celebrating her mom’s insanity with some tits… Because every rocker girl who ends up getting an acting job, but more interestingly a rockstar husband who she makes babies with…ends up with a drug addiction and crazy. So nothing like a rich as fuck trust fund kid, I mean her dad is in Bon Jovi…trying the bikini model thing, while her mom is out there trying to kill herself…for whatever reason… Which I guess means there’s some deep rooted trauma in this girl being raised by a psycho, and even if she seems resilient, she’s hurting on the inside…no one wants to see their mom suffer, especially when she’s Heather Locklear… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ava Sambora’s Crazy Mother Bikini Tribute of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Here’s some Ava Sambora celebrating her mom’s insanity with some tits… Because every rocker girl who ends up getting an acting job, but more interestingly a rockstar husband who she makes babies with…ends up with a drug addiction and crazy. So nothing like a rich as fuck trust fund kid, I mean her dad is in Bon Jovi…trying the bikini model thing, while her mom is out there trying to kill herself…for whatever reason… Which I guess means there’s some deep rooted trauma in this girl being raised by a psycho, and even if she seems resilient, she’s hurting on the inside…no one wants to see their mom suffer, especially when she’s Heather Locklear… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ava Sambora’s Crazy Mother Bikini Tribute of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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J.Lo Sports Bra of the Day

YOU CAN SEE HER MOM DIDDY AND AFLECK FUCKING PUSSY!! There’s nothing exciting about J.Lo, but J.Lo is still J.Lo and the people still fucking love her because she’s J.Lo…and super famous and at a certain level of celebrity the world doesn’t care if you keep bringing out the shit…they just care that they’re out doing it…and I guess it’s a good thing that J.Lo is such a fucking ego, she’s refused to let herself get fat and disgusting because even if she did all her loyal fans would still love that fat ass and the body that grew into it…so I can appreciate this cameltoe experience….as much as I can…despite not giving a fuck about J.Lo… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post J.Lo Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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J.Lo Sports Bra of the Day

YOU CAN SEE HER MOM DIDDY AND AFLECK FUCKING PUSSY!! There’s nothing exciting about J.Lo, but J.Lo is still J.Lo and the people still fucking love her because she’s J.Lo…and super famous and at a certain level of celebrity the world doesn’t care if you keep bringing out the shit…they just care that they’re out doing it…and I guess it’s a good thing that J.Lo is such a fucking ego, she’s refused to let herself get fat and disgusting because even if she did all her loyal fans would still love that fat ass and the body that grew into it…so I can appreciate this cameltoe experience….as much as I can…despite not giving a fuck about J.Lo… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post J.Lo Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Christina Aguilera Nipples of the Day

This is pretty fucking huge….and not because Christina Aguilera is fucking huge…or because her tits are fucking huge thanks to her being fucking huge…and thanks to her breast implants she got before being fucking huge back when she was this tiny little dancing thing…back when I liked her better than Britney because I thought she was hotter, more petite, and amazing…in her push up bra days…. Some X-Tina let’s get Dirty Titty… I am actually surprised that in her old age, she’s not far more slutty than she is, she seems to accept the fact that she’s a fat chick, like she did what she needed to do and made the stupid money and can now just be fat and comfortable and still rich and coddled… It’s an ego thing… I mean..she was pretty hardcore in panties and chaps back in the day….when that wasn’t the norm… So seeing that tit, exciting…but the fact I haven’t seen it everyday before…or her pussy is depressing to me.. So this tit better be a taste of what’s to come…and not the reminder of all the nudity she hasn’t produced as a shameless attention rich person…you know… I KNOW…

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Zoe Saldana Swimsuit of the Day

We’ve all seen old lady Zoe Saldana naked in West World, because she gets naked in West World…and there’s nothing wrong with that, she’s actually got a pretty great body for a 40 year old…even if she’s got that 40 year old face… You’ve probably seen Zoe Saldana naked in your weird Avatar dreams, you fucking virgin loser comic book reading, avatar watching, socially awkward weirdo…or in the sex doll you had designed to look like her – thanks to your Avatar fetish….that has been translated into a series of porno moves….because people like you exist. I wonder how man people have jerked off to Zoe Saldana in her Avatar costume….I am going to assume a lot, because there are a lot of weird Sci/Fi nerds out there who are disgusted by real women, because real women, or more importantly, the way real women ignore them make them so angry, that the only way they can get off is when they are dressed like aliens. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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