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Ashley Tisdale Bikini Top of the Day

It’s nice to see Ashley Tisdale making fun of her face..because I’ve been making fun of her face since she happened, since she had the botched nose job, since she was famous and celebrated on High School musical, but despite being a judgemental, mean spirited asshole who likes to make fun of the famous women being celebrated as hot, I always said she’s got a rockin’ body…and now that she’s older the body isn’t necessarily still rockin, but she’s finally got some tits and that’s alright…right… This one’s for the fans… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ashley Tisdale Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ava Sambora’s Crazy Mother Bikini Tribute of the Day

Here’s some Ava Sambora celebrating her mom’s insanity with some tits… Because every rocker girl who ends up getting an acting job, but more interestingly a rockstar husband who she makes babies with…ends up with a drug addiction and crazy. So nothing like a rich as fuck trust fund kid, I mean her dad is in Bon Jovi…trying the bikini model thing, while her mom is out there trying to kill herself…for whatever reason… Which I guess means there’s some deep rooted trauma in this girl being raised by a psycho, and even if she seems resilient, she’s hurting on the inside…no one wants to see their mom suffer, especially when she’s Heather Locklear… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ava Sambora’s Crazy Mother Bikini Tribute of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne’s Sexy Slashing

I’m sure most of you guys would like Bella Thorne to kill herself already, so I can stop doing posts on her. If that were the case, I’d have no more material to work with. Anyway, b%tch is hot so get over it. She is here to stay.                  

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Miley Cyrus is Back on Tour of the Day

#488466057 / gettyimages.com Miley Cyrus is back on tour…in what I call a welcome back from an allergic reaction to whatever drugs she was on when she had the drug overdose heart attack…miracle…that may have been more of a miracle if it ended in death… The show must go on….especially when it was more a recreational drug use, and not a tormented soul trying to kill herself drug use…her handlers and everyone with their hand in her pockets couldn’t cancel more shows, she’s got money to make, and this is a Disney trained superstar was born ready to jack her leotard in her asshole..…Here’s a bunch of her silliness in concert…. #488466001 / gettyimages.com #488458949 / gettyimages.com #488458925 / gettyimages.com My favorite move is when she queefs not he mike….party tricks! #488458499 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF HER CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE

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Aubrey O’Day’s Thickness and Fake Tits for July 4th of the Day

I get that Aubrey O’Day has to love herself, she has to think she’s great, she has to shut out the haters and be borderline insane, telling herself she’s the best out there, a talent, hot, amazing, spectacular, the next big thing, and not just a big thing….because if she didn’t do that, she might as well just kill herself…fat with no purpose….but instead she owns it and I guess it’s like seeing the obese girl at the high school cheerleading practice, she doesn’t know she’s obese, she doesn’t let her stop it, she just brings it…and I guess that makes O’Day an inspiration to us all….

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JWOWW in a See Through Dress of the Day

JWOWW did some fashion show for Richie Rich. He normally uses Pam Anderson, but I guess since the milk in her fake tits is expired, he went for someone with a little more of a name, something that make Pam Anderson want to kill herself, cuz being replaced by JWOWW is a fate worse than death….proving that all you need in America is a set of fake tits to get by….talent, substance and intelligence don’t matter…but then again…what the fuck do I know, JWOWW is the published author, not me.

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Fantasia Barrino — Crackin’ Suicide Jokes

Filed under: Fantasia Barrino It’s been one month since Fantasia Barrino attempted to kill herself with Aspirin and a sleep aid — but now, the time has come to crack some jokes about it

Fantasia Barrino Opens Up to Behind the Music About Two-Week-Old Suicide Attempt

Well, this is unsettling: Fantasia Barrino admitted to VH1′ s docuseries Behind the Music that she indeed tried to kill herself two weeks ago , following reports of her affair with a married man. Isn’t Behind the Music supposed to be about subjects who’ve moved on from difficult life episodes? Or, rather, subjects who can convince us they’ve moved on? The gap between “suicide attempt” and “inspiring docuseries recovery story” should probably be longer than a fortnight. Details follow.

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Tila Tequila Insinuates Miscarriage

Tila Tequila believes something is horribly wrong with the unborn child she claims is growing inside her belly — and now she’s threatening to kill herself if she miscarries. It all started around 8:00 AM — when Tila posted the following message on … Permalink

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Official Report: Casey Johnson Died of Natural Causes

As shocking as it may seem, Casey Johnson did not kill herself in order to get away from Tila Tequila . Instead, the Los Angeles coroner has confirmed that the heiress died of natural causes

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