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Kim Kardashian’s Blood Facial is Funny of the Day

From getting pissed on by black men like she was an inter city urinal….to filming herself take loads from black men….like she wasn’t born and raised in upper crust beverly hills amongst the white….where OJ Simpson fucking her mother to make her sister Khloe was where she learned how to treat her pussy….. From doing anything and everything she can for attention….like staging babies….tricking people into thinking her fat is just womanly…making 100 million dollars a year…all while ruining Kanye’s career…. She’s decided to get a facial in her witch craft that I assume helped make her who she is…you know some demon…sold her soul to the devil….shitting on society like the devil…that involved her smearing her HIV / HPV / HSV blood all over her disgusting self…and the pictures made me gag and thus I am forced to share it with you idiots…. I just hope the scent attracts sharks and/or bear and/or cannibals…resulting in her being eaten…putting us out of our misery… It’s just too bad when they were getting her blood, which I assume wasn’t period blood, they didn’t drain her out…. I feel for the parasite growing inside her…. She’s so vain for such a fat, hairy, ugly, disgusting thing….

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Imogen Thomas Exploits Her Unborn Child Like it was Her Implants of the Day

Imogen Thomas is a Glamour model who is accustomed to exploiting herself, her integrity, her sexuality and her implants in order to get paid, attention and low level celebrity….but most importantly….a football playing husband to finance her existence now that there’s a meal ticket baking in her vile, HPV ridden baby oven…. So seeing her posing in some amateur, bra wearing, autistic looking jack-o-latern painted baby growing inside her bump, all for attention is pretty much expected…if you even know who the fuck this slag is….and if you don’t, she’s just another stripper who has used her stripper values to “make it”….and we love strippers…especially when they reproduce to instill horrible morals and values of tacky behavior onto a new generation…. Here is her pregnant lady body painted body in a bra….because I assume it’s a fetish…at least I know it is going to be one as I stare at these milk filled hormonal violated vagina massive breasts….they are ridiculous.

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Beyonce and Jay-Z in Venice

The pop star Beyonce, who has been especially giddy since her pregnancy, recently said to viewers at the MTV Video Music Awards, “I want you to stand up on your feet. I want you to feel the love that#39;s growing inside me.” It#39;s been a week of momentous occasions for Beyoncé Knowles. Just several days after showing off her baby bump and announcing she and hubby Jay-Z, 41, are expecting their first child, the “Love on Top” singer celebrated her big 3-0. Rocking a full head of au naturel c

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Rod Stewart’s Knocked Up Monster Has Huge Tits of the Day

I am generally not the kind of person who is into weird animals at the zoo and their gestation, if anything pregancy disgusts me as much as it scares me, because the idea of a living creature growing inside you is pretty fucking twisted and unnatural, even though it’s totally natural and possibly the only thing we have left that is our core purpose as humans….but that all changes when the pregnant tits swell, the nipples get hard, even if they are on the body of a monster or have a troll hanging off the bitch cuz his hustle is attaching his midget self to all the washed up, tall blonde models who are manly enough to still allow his homo ass to cum….not that it matters….here are some Penny Lancaster tits to ignore her scary face….

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Rod Stewart’s Knocked Up Monster Has Huge Tits of the Day

Rod Stewart’s Knocked Up Monster Has Huge Tits of the Day

I am generally not the kind of person who is into weird animals at the zoo and their gestation, if anything pregancy disgusts me as much as it scares me, because the idea of a living creature growing inside you is pretty fucking twisted and unnatural, even though it’s totally natural and possibly the only thing we have left that is our core purpose as humans….but that all changes when the pregnant tits swell, the nipples get hard, even if they are on the body of a monster or have a troll hanging off the bitch cuz his hustle is attaching his midget self to all the washed up, tall blonde models who are manly enough to still allow his homo ass to cum….not that it matters….here are some Penny Lancaster tits to ignore her scary face….

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Tila Tequila Insinuates Miscarriage

Tila Tequila believes something is horribly wrong with the unborn child she claims is growing inside her belly — and now she’s threatening to kill herself if she miscarries. It all started around 8:00 AM — when Tila posted the following message on … Permalink

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Tila Tequila Twitter Ticker: Possible Pregnancy Ahead!

Breaking, almost definitely made-up news: Tila Tequila is pregnant! In her latest stream of Tweets – which follow last night’s God-based barrage – Tila claims she is taking the high road; that haters are pissing off the Almighty; and hints strongly that she has a bun in her warped oven.

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Camila Alves’ Hairy Stomach is Pregnant and in a Bikini of the Day

Pregnant with Matthew McConaughey’s second baby that he knows about, Brazilian Camila Alves showed off her hairy swollen uterus. Maybe it has to do with her hormones being all out of wack since she’s got something growing inside of her, but I’m pretty sure it’s got more to do with her latin roots cuz those bitches tend to be hairy as fuck, which always amazes me because I’ve got latin roots but for some reason have a patchy beard that reminds me of a 13 year old french kid. Maybe that means that I’m more woman than I like to admit, depsite being forced to admit it everytime I take a piss and realize I’m squirting out of nothing more than a pathetic little clit, but that’s not the point, the point is that I’d definitely fuck this bitch well into her third trimester without a condom, just because I know she can’t get pregnant with my kid if she’s already pregnant, it’s real simple biology

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Kourtney Kardashian Embraces Pregnancy, Huge Boobs

Kourtney Kardashian has a human being growing inside of her.

This results in a few bodily changes. For example, the knocked up socialite told People:

“My boobs got huge right away. They got so sore, that if anyone even brushed up near me, I would scream.”

That’s what you get for watching your sister’s instructional video too many times.

Expecting Kardashian

Kourtney also said she’s not afraid to pack on the pounds, adding that she’s already gained 10 pounds.

“I’m really embracing it. I feel like it’s such a beautiful thing, that every woman who goes though it, should embrace it. I think if you’re naturally skinny, and pregnant, and that’s how your body is, that’s fine.”

In conclusion, Kim’s sister wants to “do what’s healthy for the baby.” Who said she wouldn’t be a great mother?!?

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