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Pornstars Without Make-Up of the Day

The whole concept of pornstars always annoys me…only because I don’t think a girl is a star just because she fucks on camera for 1000 dollars…if anything she is the opposite of a fucking star…she’s gutter trash and that’s why she’s mistreating herself….not that I am against porn, I just think these girls are fucking delusional… I have also been to the porn awards a handful of times, and have seen a lot of these girls in action, including Puma Swede, who grabbed my balls and who is in fact a fucking monster looking woman… and they are 99 percent of the time disgusting looking, you just don’t realize it cuz you’re too busy jerking off to them getting face fucked like the nasty little trash they are…. Well MELISSA MAKEUP from instagram, a pornstar make-up artist I guess, has posted some before and after make-up pics of some porn chicks, proving that they aren’t all what you may have thought they were…if anything they are what you’d expect ghetto trash who get fucked up the ass for 1000 dollars on camera….would be…damaged, disgusting, not a “star”…in any fucking way….but we’ll all still jerk off to them and that’s ok… It’s an interesting project this Melissa chick has undertaken…awesome look into her industry…because despite me laughing at the before pics, I think she’s more into just showing off how good she is….and we can all agree that based on the before pics…she’s a fucking god….the same kind of god Kim Kardashian monster probably uses…. Smoke and fucking mirrors…..sure some aren’t that bad….but you can assume their souls are… PS – Melissa is also a fucking babe…but that could all be smoke and mirrors too.. Follow her on INSTAGRAM The names of the pornstars are in the name of the picture….and some of these girls may not be pornstars…but instead just look like them…and if that’s the case…they are probably the better looking girls…who I accidentally downloaded without researching their work.

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Chris Brown Milks Being an Assertive Boyfriend of the Day

If I was in Chris Brown’s position, I’d be doing the exact same thing, not that I’d be in Chris Brown’s position, partially cuz I don’t beat up girls, or even really care enough to get angry at them, it requires too much work….but also because I’m not black and/or a dancing monkey (no racist)…. I know I was told by some people in Barbados that if Rihanna is a true Bajan (someone from Barbados)…then she most likely beat herself up and called the cops….now I can’t confirm or deny if Bajan women are that insane, I just base shit off what I am told…. I also know that this being beat shit got her so much fucking press, propelled her career to new heights, and even she doesn’t care that Chris Brown beat her up, cuz she wants to marry him and have his babies… Leading me to think that Chris Brown was in on this with her all along, maybe that he was even getting a % of her sales, like her business partner and this is all one big lie for the media….but who knows.. TMZ reports: Chris said, “You GOTTA say that one thing to her … Don’t make me have to tell you again, that’s my p***y baby! … so you better not give it away!” Chris rambled on … “So every person in this motherf**king building, if you got a bad bitch you better say that s**t to her, or she might f**k another n*** What I do know is that Chris Brown is loving the attention, and doing songs like this about owning pussy….because if that pussy strays…watch out…cuz his wrath will “chris brown” it…you know since Chris Browning is now considered a verb…. Either way….it’s funny to me…but not to my friends with 10 year old daughters who follow Rihanna and will end up letting their boyfriends beat them to be more like her… The solution is simple – get her off the radio. Stop going to her shows. It’s up to you to show a battered wife who goes back to her abuser….who’s boss…

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Kim Kardashian’s Blood Facial is Funny of the Day

From getting pissed on by black men like she was an inter city urinal….to filming herself take loads from black men….like she wasn’t born and raised in upper crust beverly hills amongst the white….where OJ Simpson fucking her mother to make her sister Khloe was where she learned how to treat her pussy….. From doing anything and everything she can for attention….like staging babies….tricking people into thinking her fat is just womanly…making 100 million dollars a year…all while ruining Kanye’s career…. She’s decided to get a facial in her witch craft that I assume helped make her who she is…you know some demon…sold her soul to the devil….shitting on society like the devil…that involved her smearing her HIV / HPV / HSV blood all over her disgusting self…and the pictures made me gag and thus I am forced to share it with you idiots…. I just hope the scent attracts sharks and/or bear and/or cannibals…resulting in her being eaten…putting us out of our misery… It’s just too bad when they were getting her blood, which I assume wasn’t period blood, they didn’t drain her out…. I feel for the parasite growing inside her…. She’s so vain for such a fat, hairy, ugly, disgusting thing….

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