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Toni Tokyo: Blac Chyna’s Mom Goes OFF on Kylie Jenner, Threatens Kim Kardashian!

As you probably know by now, Kylie Jenner and Blac Chyna  aren’t exactly BFFs. In fact, the feud between these two has gotten so bad that their families are all up in it, and we’re not just talking about the fact that Rob Kardashian is banging Blac . Last week, Blac’s mom, who goes by the name of Toni Tokyo (sigh), got in on the action when she hinted that Tyga and Kylie are married in a bizarre, NSFW rant. Today, she decided to engage in some serious Kardashian-bashing going after not only Kylie but her entire family in a tirade addressed to Tyga: “Do you think your baby will be coming out looking like the playdough mold face they made for them hoes…DEAD WRONG!” Toni began. “A little surgery to enhance ok…FULL FACE CHANGES…TRY AGAIN!” So we guess it’s safe to say that the rumors about Blac being pregnant with Rob’s baby aren’t true. Otherwise, (we hope) Ms. Tokyo probably wouldn’t be making fun of the family’s genetics. Anyway, Toni didn’t stop there, of course. She went on for another several words or so, putting a serious strain on her caps lock key in the process: “@KimKardashian you weak ass b-tch! I am not a Hollywood hoe!! No handshakes or forgiveness EVER IN THIS LIFE!!! IF I EVER SEE HER SHE BETTER HAVE SECURITY!!!” You get the idea. Fortunately, Kim does travel with security, specifically so she’s safe from attacks from violent psychopaths like Toni Tokyo. Frankly, we think Toni should start keeping her tirades to herself. The way things are going, she might soon have a Kardashian son-in-law! Now that would make for some awkward Thanksgivings. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna Photos: Her Most Scandalous, Sexy Pics on Instagram!

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Toni Tokyo: Blac Chyna’s Mom Goes OFF on Kylie Jenner, Threatens Kim Kardashian!

Selena Gomez MISSING Justin Bieber? Songstress Likes Throwback Jelena Video!

Fans often get nostalgic for old celebrity relationships, and the romance between Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber is one they just won't let die. Selena Gomez has told the media many times that  she is DONE with ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber , but why should we believe her? Especially when her Instagram behavior kinda hints that she may be missing him.  The “Same Old Love” singer recently “liked” a old video a fan posted that showed her and Justin back when they were still dating. In it, the two are seen talking to Simon Cowell, and Justin promises the American Idol judge that he'll “look after her.” Awww. Little did we know at the time, it was Justin who needed looking after . But we don't know if anyone would've wanted that job. But while Selena may be enjoying her trip down memory lane, recent reports say she sees a baby in her future – with Niall Horan. Before you get excited about a new couple alert, word is she only wants his seed . Selena doesn't have time to bother with messy relationships anymore, but she does want to have a baby at the ripe age of 23, and apparently she thinks Niall has some worthy DNA. We don't know if he's actually sat down with a laptop and a cup yet, but we'll keep you posted.    

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Selena Gomez MISSING Justin Bieber? Songstress Likes Throwback Jelena Video!

Tyga Blames God for Dating Underage Kylie Jenner: WATCH!

Tyga finally went on record and cleared up some of the rumors surrounding his controversial relationship with Kylie Jenner. Actually, he didn't clear up a whole lot. But the 26-year-old definitely did discuss his girlfriend during an interview with 106 KMEL's Shay Diddy. In one of the more probing questions, the host brought up the issue of Tyga dating Kylie when she was only 17 . Shay clearly didn't want to antagonize her guest, so instead of asking what we're all thinking, which is of course, “What's up with you banging a minor, ya nasty perv?” she went easy on the rapper. “Last year when everybody had an issue because of that age difference, how did you handle that?” she asked. Tyga hemmed and hawed for some time, then finally just took off on a random, nonsensical rambling word spree. “I dunno because it's like, it's kinda hard to really talk about that because, I mean, you know people are gonna bash… I didn't understand it, though, coz I'm like, this person is a really good person.” What didn't he understand? That dating a minor is, ya know, considered statutory rape in the eyes of the law? Clearly stumped by the question, he went ahead and brought God into it.  “It's almost like the devil keep trying to like tell me something and not like follow God and not like, just let God do what he wanna do.” Soooo, he hit on a 17-year-old because God told him to? And the devil advised him NOT to? Nice wingman, that God. Wonder if God coached him when writing the lyrics to “Bouncin' on My Dick”? Tyga did the interview to promote his new single, “Baller Alert,” although we're not sure who the song is about, because the last we heard the rapper was broke and getting evicted . Watch the interview below:

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Kim Kardashian’s Blood Facial is Funny of the Day

From getting pissed on by black men like she was an inter city urinal….to filming herself take loads from black men….like she wasn’t born and raised in upper crust beverly hills amongst the white….where OJ Simpson fucking her mother to make her sister Khloe was where she learned how to treat her pussy….. From doing anything and everything she can for attention….like staging babies….tricking people into thinking her fat is just womanly…making 100 million dollars a year…all while ruining Kanye’s career…. She’s decided to get a facial in her witch craft that I assume helped make her who she is…you know some demon…sold her soul to the devil….shitting on society like the devil…that involved her smearing her HIV / HPV / HSV blood all over her disgusting self…and the pictures made me gag and thus I am forced to share it with you idiots…. I just hope the scent attracts sharks and/or bear and/or cannibals…resulting in her being eaten…putting us out of our misery… It’s just too bad when they were getting her blood, which I assume wasn’t period blood, they didn’t drain her out…. I feel for the parasite growing inside her…. She’s so vain for such a fat, hairy, ugly, disgusting thing….

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Lindsay Lohan’s Reaction To Her Father’s Visit With Cops

Michael Lohan visited his younger daughter Ali at Lindsay Lohan’s house in Los Angeles. He brought with him the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. They checked the house and interviewed Ali. Micheal was concerned about Ali’s welfare while living with her sister. The officers left and determined that Ali is doing well and there was no danger at all staying with the young actress. Lindsay Lohan Tweeted that the visit was definitely not welcome. She has no choice but to make it public because of her sister’s safety. She described that her ex-dad just walked into her apartment like the devil’s advocate with officers. In addition, Lohan revealed some statements that her father has never paid any child support, and is now about to marry a tabloid writer. She even said that her dad can barely spell his own name due to his “brain” that has been severely affected due to his drug use. Lindsay Lohan’s Reaction To Her Father’s Visit With Cops is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading

Nicole Richie is Wearing Lingerie Cuz She’s Ugly of the Day

Like Lionel Richie, I have a serious hatred for Nicole Richie. She is an ugly troll that I may not have dragged away from her groupie drug addict mother in trying to do a good deed, only to realize that saving this girl from a horrible drug filled, dick sucking to get by while running after rockstars in efforts to get knocked up and paid off like her biological mother life, she became the most disgusting thing money can create. From a rude, selfish, spoiled brat cunt who doesn’t realize she’s fucking ugly because she’s got so much of an ego it blinds her from reality. She is nothing but a piece of shit from the fucking gutter, who somehow scammed her way into the good life and I think it’s safe to say that her joke of a clothing line or her looks got her there, it’s all Lionel’s fault….motherfucker. The only sadness in this story is that she didn’t kill herself like all the other adopted kids I know…she just made her ex-boyfriend and her Godfather kill themselves cuz she doesn’t just look like the devil, she is the fuckin’ devil. Here she is in some lingerie, showing off her useless tits, promoting her serious junk….. Pics via Fame

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