In case you hadn’t noticed a slight break in our regularly-scheduled programming of hot models here at Hollywood Tuna, I’ve started posting viral videos these days. And here’s one that all you degenerates out there might actually find useful: it’s called 7 Ways to Compliment Boobs — without anyone getting pissed at you. And I’d like to add an 8th way — by creating your own blog. Why do you think I started this thing in the first place? It definitely wasn’t for the sweet blogger money. Continue reading →
In case you didn’t know…Kim Kardashian loves attention…and I feel so stupid giving her attention, but then again, she’s made me money with her SEX TAPE …I’ve bought hookers with it…and booze with it…and I even went to Vegas with it…so in a lot of ways me and Kim Kardashian are business partners, and like all business partners, you eventually hate them for their antics when you don’t see them evolving to great heights, but rather doing the same old routine over and over and over again…paying the paparazzi to shoot stupid outfits…that she wore for her sister’s birthday and just to get noticed…when she should be using her fame to next level shit.. I mean if she wants a reality show, I want to see her getting pissed on, I want to see her shitty, I want to see her afterbirth…put your actual self out there for a fucking change…this scripted shit is just dumb as fuck…not that I’d expect much more from her, or from America that made her…she’s still the fucking worst… Here she is in the dumbest Looking dress ever HERE
From getting pissed on by black men like she was an inter city urinal….to filming herself take loads from black men….like she wasn’t born and raised in upper crust beverly hills amongst the white….where OJ Simpson fucking her mother to make her sister Khloe was where she learned how to treat her pussy….. From doing anything and everything she can for attention….like staging babies….tricking people into thinking her fat is just womanly…making 100 million dollars a year…all while ruining Kanye’s career…. She’s decided to get a facial in her witch craft that I assume helped make her who she is…you know some demon…sold her soul to the devil….shitting on society like the devil…that involved her smearing her HIV / HPV / HSV blood all over her disgusting self…and the pictures made me gag and thus I am forced to share it with you idiots…. I just hope the scent attracts sharks and/or bear and/or cannibals…resulting in her being eaten…putting us out of our misery… It’s just too bad when they were getting her blood, which I assume wasn’t period blood, they didn’t drain her out…. I feel for the parasite growing inside her…. She’s so vain for such a fat, hairy, ugly, disgusting thing….
How about some Kim Kardashian fat fucking pig using a bag from designer boutiques as an umbrella, cuz she’s the smartet and richest pig in the barn, to not get wet, cuz bitches like this don’t like getting wet, they are more into dudes wanting to fuck them, then actually fucking them, you know too busy looking at the mirror applying movie make-up to cover up her Adam’s apple, mustache, that she can’t get wet or else people will know the truth, strapping herself in a harness to make her look as skinny as possible, despite the fact that she just can’t stop eating cake, and has the resources that allow her to stay seated for 40 hours at a time, she doesn’t even have to get up to piss, they have it sorted out, not that she was ever the pissing type, she was more into getting pissed on….. I don’t know what I’m ranting, I blame her fat ass in jeans and flat shoes for throwing me off my game…something I am sure has been blamed before and will be blamed again for ruining the world since she’s the fucking devil…not that this post is the world….or is it? FOLLOW ME
How about some Kim Kardashian fat fucking pig using a bag from designer boutiques as an umbrella, cuz she’s the smartet and richest pig in the barn, to not get wet, cuz bitches like this don’t like getting wet, they are more into dudes wanting to fuck them, then actually fucking them, you know too busy looking at the mirror applying movie make-up to cover up her Adam’s apple, mustache, that she can’t get wet or else people will know the truth, strapping herself in a harness to make her look as skinny as possible, despite the fact that she just can’t stop eating cake, and has the resources that allow her to stay seated for 40 hours at a time, she doesn’t even have to get up to piss, they have it sorted out, not that she was ever the pissing type, she was more into getting pissed on….. I don’t know what I’m ranting, I blame her fat ass in jeans and flat shoes for throwing me off my game…something I am sure has been blamed before and will be blamed again for ruining the world since she’s the fucking devil…not that this post is the world….or is it? FOLLOW ME