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Meghan Markle: Is She Pissing Off the Brits By Celebrating Thanksgiving?

About 400 years ago, a group of pasty Brits boarded a rickety vessel and set sail for the New World with the goal of establishing a colony where everyone wouldn’t just simultaneously drop dead the instant the temperature dropped below 40. Unlike more recent immigrant caravans, of course, the Pilgrims earned a permanent place in the collective memory of Americans. We probably don’t need to tell you the rest of the story: The Pilgrims had a nosh with the Wampanoags and now, Americans get a four-day weekend, at least a quarter of which is to be spent stepping on the necks of octogenarians in hope of grabbing a slightly marked-down physical copy of Red Dead Redemption II so that the nephew you don’t even like will have something to open on Christmas morning. To call the tradition beautiful would be like saying the Grand Canyon is a pretty big hole, or Brett Kavanaugh enjoys the occasional brewski. More than Mount Rushmore, CTE, and civilian-owned military-grade assault weapons combined, Thanksgiving weekend is America. So it’s nice to see Meghan Markle reppin’ the Stars and Stripes and proudly flippin’ the bald eagle to her in-laws by celebrating Turkey Day right in the heart of King George country. Now, to be fair, Meg probably won’t be posting up in a recliner and gnawing on a drumstick while the Bears take on the Lions. While that sort of behavior is customary on this side of the pond, Meghan is a duchess now, and finishing off a twelver of Natty Ice during the late game would probably be considered a ” breach of royal protocol ” or something. And so, she marked the occasion in more suitable fashion by stopping by West London’s Hubb Community Kitchen to applaud the workers for their efforts and whip up a batch of her signature stuffing (which the Brits call “chuzzlewit” … we assume). Furthering her reputation as the least-lameass member of the royal family, Pregnant Meg genuinely seemed to enjoy her visit to the soup kitchen and didn’t once raise a kerchief to her mouth in response to any odors that may have been emanating from the poors. Of course, this isn’t Meghan’s first Thanksgiving in the UK, but it is her first with a royal title.  As such, there was some scuttlebutt regarding whether she would mark the occasion at all, and whether the famously vitriolic British tabloid press would give her any flak if she did. So far, no shade has been thrown, but you can bet Meghan’s evil half-sister Samantha can’t wait to talk her signature brand of semi-literate trash. Man, America really got stuck with the dud Markle, didn’t we? Hey, Brits, how about we tear up this pesky Declaration of Independence, and you guys give us Meghan back in exchange for Sam? Deal? It’s probably best if you recolonize us anyway. We’re not doing so great with this “democracy” business. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle Baby Bump Watch: Is She Showing Yet?

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42 Pregnant Women Dance and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Students Customer Couldn’t Find Money to Pay for His Meal Broken Basketball Leg Idiot Movers Cop Accidentally Mistakes Gun for Taser Elephant Pissing Crazy Accident of the Day Drunks Fighting in Paris The post 42 Pregnant Women Dance and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Artist Adds Pissing Pug Statue Next to "Fearless Girl," Draws Internet Ire

The Fearless Girl statue is once again in the news. Because some easily-irritated guy has had a very immature response to it. No, this idiot didn’t hump the Fearless Girl, like some giant douchebags have done in the past . But he did take even more thought-out steps to humiliate her. First, some background: The “Fearless Girl” was placed opposite the sculpture of a bull (created by Arturo Di Modica and meant as a power symbol for the financial sector of Wall Street) in downtown New York City in March on International Women’s Day on a temporary permit. It was meant to represent women’s rights and equality and how females ought to play a vital role in the American economy. Under pressure from women’s groups, Mayor Bill De Blasio extended the permit for an additional 11 months. And neither of these acts sat well with artist Alex Gardega, who has chosen to retaliate with a work of his own. In the form of a urinating dog. Right at the food of the Fearless Girl. Seriously: Gardega created a statue of a small dog, titled “Pissing Pug,” and this lewd pooch is aiming his pee stream directly at “Fearless Girl.” At her left leg, to be exact. What inspired such an angry act? “This is corporate nonsense,” Gardega told The New York Post of “Fearless Girl,” explaining that it was placed across from the bull statue as a publicity stunt by a Boston-based financial firm and adding: “It has nothing to do with feminism, and it is disrespect to the artist that made the bull. That bull had integrity.” A resident of the Upper West Side, the sculptor didn’t beat around any bushes. He came right out and expounded on how he views “Fearless Girl,” telling the newspaper: “I decided to build this dog and make it crappy to downgrade the statue, exactly how the girl is a downgrade on the bull.” Gardega has never met Di Modica. He’s acting on his own controversial accord here. (It’s worth noting, however, that Di Modica is suing the aforementioned financial firm that sponsored “Fearless Girl,” arguing that it unfairly implicates his creation and changes the interpretation of his art.) Di Modica has not yet commented on the pissing pug. But many users on Twitter certainly have: “I have a lot of empathy for the creator of the bull, Arturo,” Gardega told NBC. “I’m a pretty happy person, not seething or angry and certainly not anti-feminist. My piece is not without a sense of humor. There is plenty of room for ‘Fearless Girl.’ “It just interferes with another artist’s work/vision.” Gardega has removed the dog statue (he never had any legal right to bolt it to the ground) and further explained his actions as follows: “I took it away personally. I didn’t want to leave it to be taken and certainly had no rights to bolt it to the ground. Most people were amused or perplexed by it.” We never thought we’d ask this question, but sound off below: Are you on Team Fearless Girl or Team Pissing Pug?

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Arrested Dude Pissing Himself and Other Videos of the Day

Philly Cops Don’t Cover Up Naked Dude Neighbor Destroys CCTV Cam Crazy Person of the Day Beware of Snow Loser Thief Dude Singing in a Shipping Container Miami The post Arrested Dude Pissing Himself and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Arrested Dude Pissing Himself and Other Videos of the Day

Philly Cops Don’t Cover Up Naked Dude Neighbor Destroys CCTV Cam Crazy Person of the Day Beware of Snow Loser Thief Dude Singing in a Shipping Container Miami The post Arrested Dude Pissing Himself and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Celebrity GPS — Minnie Driver & the Pissing Pooch!

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It’s HOLLYWOOD.TV’s Celebrity GPS! And this time, it’s the case of Minnie Driver and the pissing pooch! Also featuring Quentin Tarantino, Bono, Dr. Dre, Eva Marcille, Shawn Chapman Holley and Jamie-Lynn Sigler. Music: “Fame” by Leandro Roriz.

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Doesn’t Gets Wet of the Day

How about some Kim Kardashian fat fucking pig using a bag from designer boutiques as an umbrella, cuz she’s the smartet and richest pig in the barn, to not get wet, cuz bitches like this don’t like getting wet, they are more into dudes wanting to fuck them, then actually fucking them, you know too busy looking at the mirror applying movie make-up to cover up her Adam’s apple, mustache, that she can’t get wet or else people will know the truth, strapping herself in a harness to make her look as skinny as possible, despite the fact that she just can’t stop eating cake, and has the resources that allow her to stay seated for 40 hours at a time, she doesn’t even have to get up to piss, they have it sorted out, not that she was ever the pissing type, she was more into getting pissed on….. I don’t know what I’m ranting, I blame her fat ass in jeans and flat shoes for throwing me off my game…something I am sure has been blamed before and will be blamed again for ruining the world since she’s the fucking devil…not that this post is the world….or is it? FOLLOW ME

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Doesn’t Gets Wet of the Day

How about some Kim Kardashian fat fucking pig using a bag from designer boutiques as an umbrella, cuz she’s the smartet and richest pig in the barn, to not get wet, cuz bitches like this don’t like getting wet, they are more into dudes wanting to fuck them, then actually fucking them, you know too busy looking at the mirror applying movie make-up to cover up her Adam’s apple, mustache, that she can’t get wet or else people will know the truth, strapping herself in a harness to make her look as skinny as possible, despite the fact that she just can’t stop eating cake, and has the resources that allow her to stay seated for 40 hours at a time, she doesn’t even have to get up to piss, they have it sorted out, not that she was ever the pissing type, she was more into getting pissed on….. I don’t know what I’m ranting, I blame her fat ass in jeans and flat shoes for throwing me off my game…something I am sure has been blamed before and will be blamed again for ruining the world since she’s the fucking devil…not that this post is the world….or is it? FOLLOW ME

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Doesn’t Gets Wet of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Doesn’t Gets Wet of the Day

How about some Kim Kardashian fat fucking pig using a bag from designer boutiques as an umbrella, cuz she’s the smartet and richest pig in the barn, to not get wet, cuz bitches like this don’t like getting wet, they are more into dudes wanting to fuck them, then actually fucking them, you know too busy looking at the mirror applying movie make-up to cover up her Adam’s apple, mustache, that she can’t get wet or else people will know the truth, strapping herself in a harness to make her look as skinny as possible, despite the fact that she just can’t stop eating cake, and has the resources that allow her to stay seated for 40 hours at a time, she doesn’t even have to get up to piss, they have it sorted out, not that she was ever the pissing type, she was more into getting pissed on….. I don’t know what I’m ranting, I blame her fat ass in jeans and flat shoes for throwing me off my game…something I am sure has been blamed before and will be blamed again for ruining the world since she’s the fucking devil…not that this post is the world….or is it? FOLLOW ME

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Doesn’t Gets Wet of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Doesn’t Gets Wet of the Day

How about some Kim Kardashian fat fucking pig using a bag from designer boutiques as an umbrella, cuz she’s the smartet and richest pig in the barn, to not get wet, cuz bitches like this don’t like getting wet, they are more into dudes wanting to fuck them, then actually fucking them, you know too busy looking at the mirror applying movie make-up to cover up her Adam’s apple, mustache, that she can’t get wet or else people will know the truth, strapping herself in a harness to make her look as skinny as possible, despite the fact that she just can’t stop eating cake, and has the resources that allow her to stay seated for 40 hours at a time, she doesn’t even have to get up to piss, they have it sorted out, not that she was ever the pissing type, she was more into getting pissed on….. I don’t know what I’m ranting, I blame her fat ass in jeans and flat shoes for throwing me off my game…something I am sure has been blamed before and will be blamed again for ruining the world since she’s the fucking devil…not that this post is the world….or is it? FOLLOW ME

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