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Penny Lancaster itchy pussy

Penny Lancaster is a beautiful British MILF who is still pretty hot for her age and here she is wearing a yellow bikini on the beach showing off cleavage and itching her pussy in front of the paparazzi Continue reading

Penny Lancaster Scratching her Pussy of the Day

You know what isn’t hot…Rod Stewart’s thick as fuck, monster of a wife, rocking a whole lot of baby weight on her huge model who was always large, frame…..wearing a bikini….but not just wearing a bikini…but also abusing her fucking self in a bikinig…hand deep in her bottoms…scratching something…or removing something that I can only assume is Rod Stewart….his a mini-man and she makes for a warm pod when playing “re-birth”…something he should look into for his career….if anything it is actually disgusting…at least when you stare and try to understand what is triggering this public behavior….from bad shave…to bad herpes…it’s anyone’s guess…..

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Rod Stewart’s Knocked Up Monster Has Huge Tits of the Day

I am generally not the kind of person who is into weird animals at the zoo and their gestation, if anything pregancy disgusts me as much as it scares me, because the idea of a living creature growing inside you is pretty fucking twisted and unnatural, even though it’s totally natural and possibly the only thing we have left that is our core purpose as humans….but that all changes when the pregnant tits swell, the nipples get hard, even if they are on the body of a monster or have a troll hanging off the bitch cuz his hustle is attaching his midget self to all the washed up, tall blonde models who are manly enough to still allow his homo ass to cum….not that it matters….here are some Penny Lancaster tits to ignore her scary face….

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Rod Stewart’s Knocked Up Monster Has Huge Tits of the Day

Penny Lancaster is a Fucking Monster of the Day

Here is further proof Rod Stewart is gay. He can have all the kids in the fucking world. He can date all the tall blonde models in the world and marry them as a front. He can sing all the songs he wants about women and love but the fact he fucks Penny Lancaster, the wife he’s probably been with the longest and who he will probably stay with the longest just screams homosexual, cuz there’s no striaht way any dude, even old and washed up, would be able to get hard for this…I mean, unless they were drunk, in which case a vagina is a vagina….especially in short shorts….even when it is old and low on estrogen….cuz Rod slips testosterone in her cereal…hoping that clit turns dick….here is her pink manly ass for those of you who may be on the fence about your sexuality… Pics via Bauer

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Penny Lancaster is a Fucking Monster of the Day

Rod Stewart — Some Guys Have All the Drunks

Filed under: Drunks If you want Rod Stewart’s body and you think he’s sexy — like this seemingly drunk lady last night — it’s probably best not to yell at him, force his car door open and scrape it against the curb!Gotta love the fans. See Also Rod Stewart Sued ..

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Rod Stewart — Some Guys Have All the Drunks