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Candice Swanepoel Post Pregnancy Bikini of the Day

I guess Candice Swanepoel shat out her second kid, after being chronically pregnant the last few years, thanks to getting addicted to being cummed inside, or family planning, or who the fuck knows, she is rich and it doesn’t matter, she can do what she wants… Well, she should have waited before getting into a bikini, because a deflated Candice Swanepoel after being stretched the fuck out is disturbing to me. I do not like breeding. I do find it unnatural even if it is totally natural and why humans exist. I do get that her genetics and ego are important for her to narcissistically reproduce… But I do not get dudes who are into moms in bikinis…ever. I know she will tone up, there’s millions of dollars on the line..but instead of waiting for that moment to impress us all. This is what happened. You know to set a baseline on how ravaged she is so when the VS fashion show she timed her pregnancy rolls around…she’ll befit and we can all say “OMG look at the improvement”…still awful…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Post Pregnancy Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Candice Swanepoel Post Pregnancy Bikini of the Day

I guess Candice Swanepoel shat out her second kid, after being chronically pregnant the last few years, thanks to getting addicted to being cummed inside, or family planning, or who the fuck knows, she is rich and it doesn’t matter, she can do what she wants… Well, she should have waited before getting into a bikini, because a deflated Candice Swanepoel after being stretched the fuck out is disturbing to me. I do not like breeding. I do find it unnatural even if it is totally natural and why humans exist. I do get that her genetics and ego are important for her to narcissistically reproduce… But I do not get dudes who are into moms in bikinis…ever. I know she will tone up, there’s millions of dollars on the line..but instead of waiting for that moment to impress us all. This is what happened. You know to set a baseline on how ravaged she is so when the VS fashion show she timed her pregnancy rolls around…she’ll befit and we can all say “OMG look at the improvement”…still awful…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Post Pregnancy Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kirsten Dunst Random Bikini Pic of the Day

Here’s a picture of an older Kirsten Dunst that is circulating on social media. I have no idea what it’s from, I got it from my Kirsten Dunst Fetish tumblr I jerk off to everyday, because Kirsten Dunst is one of those big tits on a small frame – from 20 years ago – that some of people just can’t get over….the fact that she didn’t die when she was an addict who didn’t shower and looked like death – before making her comeback… This is part of her comeback..but those tired eyes and more saggy than they once were tits….tell a story of what was something we’ve all wanted to have sex with at least once – because we are old perverts and she’s got a vagina… The post Kirsten Dunst Random Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Em Rat Cow on the Beach Topless of the Day

It’s funny how shameless people need to get noticed, or attention, in this no attention span world…especailly when you’re a titty model…she is in a one piece…. Em Rat Cow is so full of shit, but the funny thing about her being full of shit, is that she’s polarized being a low level bottom feeding titty model into being a feminist thing – and big brands actually pay her money like she’s more than just a softcore porn star – because they either believe her bullshit and are idiots – or just pretend to believe her bullshit because she has followers and brands are clueless but know one thing – and that is that they love followers… So she can play artist, high brow nudist, well followed big tits people jerk off to…But she’s really just a girl showing her tits to the papaprazzi because they are great, probably fake, but great and she’s shameless garbage… The world is so fucking stupid…Trying to keep the dream alive…with her friend Lena Dunham or some equally crazy looking topless monster…because it makes your feminism make more sense…while making your tits look better by comparison….because if you’re with a broken down looking girl – you’re obviously not a vapid cunt trying to get hits by being topless on the beach… I can’t believe people pay attention to this garbage…seriously…do they follow her, read her tweets, care about what she does, buy what she’s selling… Or do they just wait for this titty behavior – the only thing she’s good at… Fucking nonsense.. These tits – can’t be real – TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Em Rat Cow on the Beach Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Totally Natural Body of the Day

Kylie Jenner is the blackest white girl ever created for the sake of social media by a family created by social media – who are probably mad at themselves for not running for president because the power of their social media alone is big enough to make it happen…the first immigrant / terrorist / porn star / social media monster with a vagina you’ve all seen – and can google if you want to make sure she’s actually a woman – unlike Hillary…. This is their youngest of that generation – who is also a muppet…at least shaped like a muppet…because she’s had the weirdest fucking surgeries to created this “social media body and face”….which is actually a thing and happening across the globe…all these bitches with their face fillers…it’s so stupid…but give her a break…her dad’s a woman now, her mom only cares about the money she makes the family and her boyfriend just milking her like she was still underage because she’s a cow who needs to be milked… All fleshy and weird…exsiting…. The post Kylie Jenner’s Totally Natural Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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This Couple Was Filmed Having Sex Outside a Library

Remember that video footage of a couple having sex in a church steeple? The footage captured by a drone that was flying overhead? Here. Take a look below in case you need a refresher: The thing is, you couldn't really tell that the couple was having sex in that video. It was just an educated guess. Conversely, the couple featured in the video below is totally and completely and absolutely having sexual intercourse. The footage was taken in Barcelona, in BROAD DAYLIGHT, and there's no mistaking what's going on between the man and the woman. The former's pants are down around his ankles and he's thrusting away. It's rare to come across such clear footage of two people having sex on the Internet; not even the Kim Kardashian sex tape is of this sort of quality. We sort of wonder what the person was thinking who got close enough to film it, but not as much as we wonder what the man and woman themselves were thinking. They couldn't even wait until it got dark outside?!? Watch the very much NSFW video now:

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McKayla Maroney: My Lips Are Totally Natural, OK?

Her appearance on NBC4 last week made fans wonder what the hell she did to her lips. McKayla Maroney did some press during coverage of the Olympic trials last weekend, and viewers couldn’t help but notice that her lips had…let’s say “swelled” a bit. Not so, Maroney told Seventeen Magazine. ” Your face changes , you get older, your face fills out, and you fall into liking makeup and different stuff like that,” she said. “And for people saying that, for the most part — it would kind of hurt my feelings when you haven’t done anything.  You just kind of have to keep being yourself and move forward with what you love.  “I just haven’t had anything to give to people, so they’re almost just picking at anything that they can to find something to talk about me for. It’s just one of those things right now and you just have to keep moving forward.” Maroney posted an old photo of herself at the 2012 London Games next to a caption that read “Me thinking about how to get my face to look like i’ve never done anything to my face when i’ve never done anything to my face.” Maroney admitted that social media hasn’t been easy, especially since transitioning from gymnast to a 24-year-old aspiring singer. “It’s a very vulnerable position to be in,” Maroney said of being a gymnast in the age of Twitter. “I was so young and I was not focused on what I looked like. I was focused on the gold medal.” These days, the LA-based Maroney is making up for lost time. “I think it freaks people out to see somebody change just a little bit. I don’t mean to freak anybody out. At the end of the day, I have changed. I can’t blame anybody for saying, ‘Oh, she changed!'” Whatever the case, she’s moved on, everyone else should, too. “It’s good to keep evolving and growing,” she said. “I think most people should be accepting with stuff like that, but you know, you can’t force anybody into feeling a certain way. “So for anybody who’s judging it and not liking it, that’s fine.” View Slideshow: McKayla Maroney Instagram Photos: The Gold Standard!

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Run, Alex Beh!

Having never gone more than one full season without a boyfriend, it’s not shocking that Jennifer Love Hewitt really wants to get married. But we were still caught off guard by just how badly the large-breasted actress is dying to walk down the aisle, a fact she made clear during an appearance on Ellen this week. Asked if she has an engagement ring chosen just in case Alex Beh pops the question, JLH replied: “I actually have three because I feel like I’m doing the guy a favor. I feel women are very confusing. We never know what we want and we’re not very good at nailing that down for them. And I feel like I don’t want to be upset if he picks a bad ring, so I feel like having three picked out and saying, “Look! Look at this plethora of things you can chose from!” Hewitt was engaged to Ross McCall but broke off the engagement in early 2009. No word on whether or not the ring he chose played a role in the split.

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Kourtney & Kim Take New York, Set Ratings Record

The series premiere of Kourtney & Kim Take New York proved that the Apocalypse is upon us set a ratings record for this franchise, garnering three million viewers in its original 10 p.m. time slot. That’s nearly twice as many as tuned in for this week’s episode of Gossip Girl . The above figure represents an increase of 400,000 viewers from the second season premiere of Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami last June and it has to make you think: if this many people follow Kim Kardashian on a weekly basis, she might as well say something worthwhile to them occasionally, right? Below, in a scene 100% unscripted and totally natural, Kanye West pays Kim and Kourtney a visit: Kourtney & Kim Take New York Clip

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Rod Stewart’s Knocked Up Monster Has Huge Tits of the Day

I am generally not the kind of person who is into weird animals at the zoo and their gestation, if anything pregancy disgusts me as much as it scares me, because the idea of a living creature growing inside you is pretty fucking twisted and unnatural, even though it’s totally natural and possibly the only thing we have left that is our core purpose as humans….but that all changes when the pregnant tits swell, the nipples get hard, even if they are on the body of a monster or have a troll hanging off the bitch cuz his hustle is attaching his midget self to all the washed up, tall blonde models who are manly enough to still allow his homo ass to cum….not that it matters….here are some Penny Lancaster tits to ignore her scary face….

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