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Candice Swanepoel Post Pregnancy Bikini of the Day

I guess Candice Swanepoel shat out her second kid, after being chronically pregnant the last few years, thanks to getting addicted to being cummed inside, or family planning, or who the fuck knows, she is rich and it doesn’t matter, she can do what she wants… Well, she should have waited before getting into a bikini, because a deflated Candice Swanepoel after being stretched the fuck out is disturbing to me. I do not like breeding. I do find it unnatural even if it is totally natural and why humans exist. I do get that her genetics and ego are important for her to narcissistically reproduce… But I do not get dudes who are into moms in bikinis…ever. I know she will tone up, there’s millions of dollars on the line..but instead of waiting for that moment to impress us all. This is what happened. You know to set a baseline on how ravaged she is so when the VS fashion show she timed her pregnancy rolls around…she’ll befit and we can all say “OMG look at the improvement”…still awful…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Post Pregnancy Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Pregnant Famous Girl Watch of the Day

Hayden Panettiere Demonstrating What She Should have Done to Not Get Pregnant because no one likes pregnancy, not even the girls who try to convince that they like pregnancy, since breeding is unnatural even if our shitty species depends on it…we should just outsource that shit to keep our vaginas and bodies intact, like some puppymill for human shit…and I figure I might as well post your favorite pregnant celebrities in action to inspire you to wear condoms – since no one wears condoms. Stacy Keibler Mocking Mexicans while Pregnant… This post has been a fail…but so has their uteruses…those fuckers let us down.

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Pregnant Famous Girl Watch of the Day

Pregnant Famous Girl Watch of the Day

Hayden Panettiere Demonstrating What She Should have Done to Not Get Pregnant because no one likes pregnancy, not even the girls who try to convince that they like pregnancy, since breeding is unnatural even if our shitty species depends on it…we should just outsource that shit to keep our vaginas and bodies intact, like some puppymill for human shit…and I figure I might as well post your favorite pregnant celebrities in action to inspire you to wear condoms – since no one wears condoms. Stacy Keibler Mocking Mexicans while Pregnant… This post has been a fail…but so has their uteruses…those fuckers let us down.

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Pregnant Famous Girl Watch of the Day