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Jessica Chastain’s New Mom Post Pregnancy Body of the Day

Jessica Chastain recently revealed to the world that she has a 7 month old daughter that she had through surrogate because why do things the natural way when you are rich…she didn’t actually get pregnant, but I’ve seen Handmaid’s Tale and I know how the mom’s try to make the Handmade’s story their story…typical non committal obnoxious celebs trying to play new mom when it’s convenient despite not actually pushing a baby through her cunt…or housing it in her body cuz that would get in the way of work. When I first read the story, I assumed she was Christina Hendricks, I confuse the two all the fucking time, and when assuming it was Christina Hendricks with the 7 month old kid, I was like “of course she finally had a kid, she’s been pregnant her entire career, it’s how she keeps her milk filled tits”… But before making a fool of myself amongst my peers, my friends, you….I caught my confusion and realized it was the other one…Chastain….who I guess just didn’t want to ravage her pussy and would rather have a stand in hired help do it for her…because these celebs are rich and lazy and don’t even need to do their own pregnancies anymore… The post Jessica Chastain’s New Mom Post Pregnancy Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kirsten Dunst Shameless Panty Flash of the Day

I guess Kirsten Dunst is happy to have crawled out of the booze and drug soaked coma she was in for a bunch of years, before making her comeback….as the actress with a skinny frame and huge tits, that match her huge tooth…because why else would she be collaborating with the wind to give the paparazzi a cute, cheeky, panty flash…..I mean I guess if she was still a mess, she’d be doing the exact same thing, you know this is just WHO Kirsten Dunst is…and I like it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kirsten Dunst Shameless Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Alba Shakes her Hip of the Day

This is porn to someone… Someone with a Mexican celebrity from the 90s who was cast as the hot chick in everything she did – before making a bunch of babies to lock a dude in – but managed to maintain being hot – before turning into a billionaire but attaching herself to some brand that’s worth billions – despite being dog shit… Kinda like her acting skills…dog shit… Because life works out for people who are hot.. LOOK AT THAT MOM BODY GOOOOOOOOOO Makes me want to breast feed… The post Jessica Alba Shakes her Hip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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SMH: Watch Young Thug Call Airline Staff Peasants And Ants With Nappy Hair

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Young Thug must’ve been having a crappy day on Wednesday before making his way to the airport, because when he arrived there, all hell broke loose. Video footage making it’s rounds on the internet shows the Jeffrey rapper going off on two female Alaska Airlines employees after he claims they were trying to make him miss […]

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Kirsten Dunst Random Bikini Pic of the Day

Here’s a picture of an older Kirsten Dunst that is circulating on social media. I have no idea what it’s from, I got it from my Kirsten Dunst Fetish tumblr I jerk off to everyday, because Kirsten Dunst is one of those big tits on a small frame – from 20 years ago – that some of people just can’t get over….the fact that she didn’t die when she was an addict who didn’t shower and looked like death – before making her comeback… This is part of her comeback..but those tired eyes and more saggy than they once were tits….tell a story of what was something we’ve all wanted to have sex with at least once – because we are old perverts and she’s got a vagina… The post Kirsten Dunst Random Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Amazing in Activewear of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has this great body, this great face, and I think she’s amazing, she’s one of my favorite models, who has been in movies, proving that acting requires no talent…if you’re hot and know how to read lines you memorized that morning….it’s just a scam… I think she just has this bitchy face, like she knows she’s too good for you and your bullshit, and won’t bother with you, but will be polite about it, thanks to be a cold hearted, uptight British person…who should be the mother of the Future King, but that Prince fucked it all up, so instead she dates bald action stars…and peddles panties and now activewear for UK department stores…I like her… The post Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Amazing in Activewear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian’s Gone Nipple Crazy on Snapchat of the Day

I guess someone told Christina Milian that snapchat is the new vehicle to whore herself on, and that people will follow, because they are depressive, boring and feel the need to see what idiots they don’t know or really care about are up to in real time, hoping they end up getting naked or slipping up as they sometimes do, with the whole real time shit, making for these has-beens, who are rich as fuck divorced moms, excited to be the thirsty, slutty, attention seekers they are in their core of their person…which is the reason why they have a career in entertaiment.. So if you’re into old, washed up, rich, uninteresting, not even hot moms getting naked trying to reclaim the fame they had or almost had before making babies…here’s some Christina Milian…uslessness…with nipple…on New Years Eve… The post Christina Milian’s Gone Nipple Crazy on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian’s Gone Nipple Crazy on Snapchat of the Day

I guess someone told Christina Milian that snapchat is the new vehicle to whore herself on, and that people will follow, because they are depressive, boring and feel the need to see what idiots they don’t know or really care about are up to in real time, hoping they end up getting naked or slipping up as they sometimes do, with the whole real time shit, making for these has-beens, who are rich as fuck divorced moms, excited to be the thirsty, slutty, attention seekers they are in their core of their person…which is the reason why they have a career in entertaiment.. So if you’re into old, washed up, rich, uninteresting, not even hot moms getting naked trying to reclaim the fame they had or almost had before making babies…here’s some Christina Milian…uslessness…with nipple…on New Years Eve… The post Christina Milian’s Gone Nipple Crazy on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco Asked Ryan Sweeting’s Permission Before Getting Her Haircut?

With the ninth season of The Big Bang Theory just around the corner, Kaley Cuoco has been doing the talk show circuit lately and making some pretty surprising revelations about her personal life in the process. First, Kaley talked about the nude photo leak,  in which she was one of many young actresses targeted. Turns out what she wasn’t all that bothered by the whole thing. In fact, based on her recent sit-down with Ellen DeGeneres, Kaley spent way more time and energy thinking about the pixie cut she’s rocking these days:  Kaley Cuoco Talks Hairstyles For those who are unaware – the Kaley Cuoco haircut of 2014 was a big deal for some reason. Now, an even bigger deal is being made of the fact that Kaley said she asked her husband Ryan Sweeting for permission before making the dramatic change.  Some folks find it ridiculous that in 2014 a woman would have to okay it with her husband before she got her hair cut. Frankly, we think it’s not that unusual for people of either sex to talk to their partner before making a major change to their appearance. What’s ridiculous in this situation is that Kaley just signed a $90 million contract , meaning she shouldn’t have to ask anyone’s permission to do do anything! “I’m headed to the hair salon. If ya don’t like it when I get back, I’ll you a solid gold rocket-car.” Boom. End of convo.

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Alessandra Ambrosio is in a Bikini of the Day

In case you were wondering where Alessandra Ambrosio was, and I know you were, because you are weird and you wonder about these bitches when you’re not masturbating to them, since your life fucking sucks…She’s in Greece and that doesn’t mean she does it Greek, but having a couple kids probably means she does, because even the biggest vagina misses the tightness their wife once had before making the stupid decision to have kids…a vagina that is luckily wrapped up in her bikini so we can focus on her amazing baby momma recover…rather than that fleshy womb hanging halfway down her thigh, as most mom pussies work…. TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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