Peyton Roi List is some up and coming slut and I believe to stay relevant as a site I must find the Diseny mainstream sluts that old creeps who still visit websites are jerking off to. I think this is one of them…. All these bitches are irrelevant to me, I prefer jerking off to chicks from TINDER and instagram and the non famous girls who are actually much hotter, but I’m progressive like that, and don’t need some casting agent or producer to dictate what I cum to…. I can figure that one out on my own, but you….you’re the one I’m worried about… The post Peyton Roi List Bikini on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Coyote Ugly Piper Perabo has nipples…no one gives a shit because she’s Piper Perabo from Coyote Ugly..who hasn’t been in anything since Coyote Ugly…and if by chance someone does care that she’s showing her nipple, that person is pretty fucking weird…because she’s Piper Perabo…and has only worked for two years 20 years ago…but nipples, in a nipple filled world, are still nipples worth looking at…and the more comfortable these bitches are with showing us nipple, the more comfortable I am staring at their nipples awkwardly and intensely until they feel awkward and put on a sweater…because feminism and exhibitionism…can’t beat me… The post Piper Perabo See Through Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Even Liz Hurley is on the getting half naked on social media for some male attention – because there is no reason for her to be posting her tits in a bikini on social media…there is no reason for any of these girls to post tits on social media – because just posting on social media takes work, takes effort, takes time – enough time to look at the tits pic they are about to post and say “this one is a good one people will love this”…even though she’s 100 years old…because she still looks good…and wants you to know it… Sure, Liz Hurley is a bikini entrepreneur, owns a bikini and lingerie company but it’s pretty clear she’s just being shameless…like all these bitches….look at their tits…it’s what they want…they are basically posting billboard to announce it… The post Liz Hurley’s Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Beckinsale may be old and I may hate old chicks – but she’s one of the few old chicks who is still magical….she’s a mom with a teenage daughter – yet she still looks like this – something you sometimes see leaving YOGA studios…but it’s rare…. Her body is thin, maybe it’s angles, maybe it’s good DNA, maybe it’s some science experiement gone right….maybe it’s being a rich kid, living the good life, experiencing very little stress in her life – but stress is relative, some of these bitches who have never starved don’t realize what starving is and breaking a nail causes life fucking breakdowns….but whatever it is is good… I mean, we’re not looking at her stomach, or her ravaged vagina, so maybe this is tricking me and the nerds to keep on believing….and keep on believing I will do….but unfortunately, the reality of 40 year old women I fuck with is that they are not anything like this….and are a lot too fucking real but they aren’t Kate Beckinsale… The post Kate Beckinsale’s Bikini Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I love this Edita Vilkeviciute,photoshoot – that makes me ask the very important question of where would we be in this world without Eastern European girls…in both mainstream and porn…they are by far the most substantial looking, the more dead on the inside, the most soulless and opportunistic but so fucking hot while they do it.. Now I don’t even like Edita Vilkeviciute or her constant titty shoots, if you asked me who my favorite model was – I doubt Edita Vilkeviciute, would even come to mind – because all these bitches are interchangeable…but that doesn’t mean she’s not fucking incredible… I think it’s proof that communism works…just camp the uglies, breed the hot, and win….even though they kind of lost, but the world war hasn’t ended yet – there is still hope for the iron curtain… Sex worker human trafficked or not – we can still jerk off to her..because she wants you to… The post Edita Vilkeviciute for Vogue Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elizabeth Gillies is some Disney star I’ve never heard of…but she’s in a bikini top showing off her fat tits…and America loves fat tits, so maybe this will help America love Elizabeth Gillies, I mean I am sure that is what she’s going for, because all these bitches, I’m talking on all levels, from these “hippie vegan lesbian feminists”….to the fame whore sugar babies…all want to be fucking famous… We live in a cartoon, or film set…the world…is a series of all these try hard fakes..who identify with whatever it is they think is cool at the time…but something that’s been consistently cool for all time…has been the bikini top…so at least there’s that. The post Elizabeth Gillies Big Bikini tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There’s not better way to celebrate women, or International Women’s Day, thank with nudity, because if there is one thing I know that I love about women, it isn’t their nagging, or their feminist women’s right bullshit, but rather their exposed vaginas and tits trying to get ahead, get attention, prove a point, or get pregnant to lock down their man… I mean, feminists hate me, they think I objectify women, while anyone with a brain knows these bitches just objectify themselves…they could be doctors and lawyers but instead become nude models…trying to get famous…hate the system… Here they are protesting abortions… The post Naked Women’s Rights Protesters for Women’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Dude…she did the pussy slap… Fat ass, black cock loving Iggy Azalea, who managed to fuck her way from Australia to America, strategically from one black penis with connections to the next, who claims to have worked as a stripper because we are in the stripper era where popstars get on stage and do what I have seen strippers do for the last 25 years, the bend over pussy slap, and I guess I should be all for this trick being brought from the strip club to the stage in front of suburban 15 year old white girls everywhere, because stripping is empowering…at least for men..it teaches us that with enough money, these bitches will do anything…and I guess that’s an important lesson to know, it will motivate men everywhere to be the next Bill Gates, because money buys women…all while motivating little trashy girls everywhere that wearing a leotard or panties in public, despite your fat ass, only to do stripper designed dances…could lead to you being famous…or at least getting that rich man money…thrown at you…like it was raining.. I can’t see how this is good for anything or anyone…at least at cultural level of morals and values, but for boners everywhere the breeding of trashy sluts, I totally see how this is important…
When I see Miranda Kerr, I think of a home wrecking twat with a bad attitude, because everyone I know who has had any interaction with her has told me that…I don’t really care about whether she fucked Bieber or whether Orlando Bloom is some gay coke head who she was bearding…I don’t really care that she got fired from her biggest client because she wanted to go on to do titty modelling for other brands…and overall I don’t really care about her…or any of these bitches…but apparently, this asian girl who got Plastic Surgery to look like her do….
You want to know what fucking sucks?? Catalog pics of a bikini model in a bikini…not because I hate bikinis, or bikini models in bikinis, but because they are always fucking boring…because shit is for a catalog and not a bikini model fetish site…where there’s any concept of strategy in making shit interesting…. Whether it is retard head Nina Agdal, the hooker who broke down so many barriers like so many hookers before her, you know booking SI Swimsuit for free, without having an Athlete boyfriend…or any other of these bitches…shit is not inspiring and more just marketing for them to find rich husbands like so many hookers before her… Boring. What could they do to make it better? Maybe a little Pornstar Experience…that is hooker talk for ANAL!!
