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Dog Faced Nina Agdal in a Thong of the Day

Posted on July 31, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know when we made the move from calling Nina Agdal a full retard downs syndrome looking bitch who got work as a model because the world is about inclusivity, plus retards work for a fraction of the rate regular people work, not that SI pays any of these fame seeking, media HUNGRY sluts…and she is a slut, at least for the right rich dude…. I guess I felt bad for retards, you know comparing them to some sex worker….because I like retards, they are always in a good mood when not masturbating, but even when masturbating. They have super retard strength which comes in handy when you need a bodyguard, they look cute when dressed in tuxedos…and I used to work really menial shit jobs that hired retards to do the same tasks as me…true story…so I took a liking to them…and fucking with their retard heads…especially when it came to girls..I’d always tell my retard friend that the cashier wanted to date him, and that she had nipple rings, and other fun things…and he’d always go fucking nuts…and if I got him good…he’d break shit and ended up getting fired for assaulting that cashier…but I feel like I taught him a valuable lesson in love….that girls are mean…even to retards…and more importantly getting him out of that job that was exploiting him for 2 dollars an hour, eveen though I was only making 7, was fucking robbery… The funniest thing about Nina Agdal is thinking about the retards we’ve known in our life, not the 31 year old (sure, more likee 40 year old) immigrant who tried dating Leo DiCaprio in an LOL, and ended up with Christie Brinkley’s rich loser son who I guess has no taste in women… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dog Faced Nina Agdal in a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nina Agdal Searching for Her Missing Chromosome of the Day

Posted on May 10, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Agdal giving herself a self breast exam, as she searches for her missing chromosome in her bikini…. Or maybe this is just her mooching off the brand association of being part of Sports Illustrated swim for so many years, even once sharing the cover….as it has been the ONLY thing she’s ever done in her life that she has been able to milk to feel important and even date Leo DiCaprio for about 10 minutes…before settling with Christie Brinkley’s loser son who understands her cuz his mom is a whore and he has access to his dad’s billions…. Boring. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nina Agdal Searching for Her Missing Chromosome of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ireland Baldwin Hard Nipples of the Day

Posted on February 4, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ireland Baldwin is gross because she dunks her head in a piss filled jacuzzi.. She’s a broken and gutter rich kid who couldn’t pull it together even though she was early to instagram….and rich… Her cousin found Jesus and Justin and the Jenner’s and stole Ireland’s glory…forcing her to go to rehab and become a broken lesbian weirdo…. While she’s still out there 7 feet tall, big and busty…straight up Alec Baldwin Kim Bassinger STD that grew into this greatness. The biggest tragedy of all this is that it’s not Billy Baldwin. My favorite Baldwin. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ireland Baldwin Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dog Faced Nina Agdal Topless with her Twin of the Day

Posted on February 4, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Agdal has found her twin in Marnie the Dog I know that’s mean to say about poor Marnie the rescue who got famous and exploited by his parents at its old age… People embraced Marnie and Nina Agdal is now mooching the fuck off of the poor dog because once you mooch off Leo dicaprio and Christie Brinkley’s son and all the other men she’s sugar babied. She’s not that rich from being a SI model. Not bad for a retard looking waterhead… Poor Marnie. Shameless Nina. Trash. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dog Faced Nina Agdal Topless with her Twin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nina Agdal Skinny of the Day

Posted on January 25, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

How about a topless Nina Agdal grabbing her tits in the tailend of her career as a bikini model, because even at the top of her game was still pretty unexciting….she was a downs syndrome looking bitch with a hot body in pictures…a large body in person…and a terrible cunty attitude because she really believed her own hype like all these dumb bitches do… The good news for her is that rich guys are idiots, especially the children of rich kids, so she’ll live the good life thanks the Christie Brinkley not teaching her son with a rich guy to have better standards for himself…that his dad did the model route with her and it worked out great for her- look at all the houses they own…so why not give some broke unemployed bitch who calls herself a model the same level of security…make some downs babies with her….because sex work comes in all forms… What I am saying is bitch is a Charity case, Leo’s sloppy seconds…and offers nothing but this attitude that she’s famous and important…when really she’s forgotten already.. Poor rich guy fucking her doesn’t know better, being managed or manipulated by this professional sex worker… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nina Agdal Skinny of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sailor Brinkley Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sailor Brinkley is some rich kid, cuz her mom is the plastic bikini whore from the 80s, who used her bikini whoring to get famous as a bikini whore, only to be cycled through rich dudes, from Billy Joel to whoever the “Cook” in her kids last name is….because when you’re hot, or perceived hot by society, you can choose the best rich guy for your lifestyle needs, usually the one who is easiest to manipulate and get what you want out of…. So it’s only natural that she would extend her talent, her skills, her concept of work to her daughter, who I guess she’s trying to give the same life to, despite her daughter already being rich, and being perfectly fine just hanging out at home, but where is the fun in just hanging out, when you can produce bikini content for the internet and possible score jobs that way…you know be a contributing member to society instead of a trust fund kid…build a personal brand instead of a charity that actually does good…. Her brother is Dating Nina Agdal, so they are really deep in this Sports Illustrated nonsense… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sailor Brinkley Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alexis Ren Still in a Thong of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alexis Ren Still in a Thong…because when you get to do important things like Dancing with the Stars….it’s hard to find the time to whore down on the beach in a slutty bikini for the paparazzi either you or your agent hired for you. You know that busy schedule from being a TV star who doesn’t do anything all day gets draining…so we’re so lucky to have access to this rare moment in Alexis Ren existence, since you know…she’s never in a bikini, and her whole feed isn’t her in a fucking bikini, like some kind of bikini model with a half retard face…giving Nina Agdal’s half retard face a run for the money….because retards with hot bodies need love too. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alexis Ren Still in a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nina Agdal is Topless of the Day

Posted on December 31, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Agdal is on vacation with her husband in training, who happens to be Christie Brinkley’s son, who I guess they met at some Sports Illustrated events, since Sports Illustrated is all that either of them have done, I mean besides sex with rich guys…cuz these bikini models who get a start and really only work for Sports Illustrated are almost escorts. They don’t ever really get that many paid gigs, maybe here and there and occasional campaigns to justify their existence and to make them feel like they are less whore than they are…but it is almost always just a conduit or vehicle for them to get rich dudes to knock them up and provide that rich dude life for them….pretty standard stuff and Nina Agdal is pretty old now, body still looking good enough, face still looking full retard…but the only hope for her now is to play the Girlfriend, give the Girlfriend experience to a dude with a hefty bank balance who can provide her that good life and who understands the whore that is the bikini model…cuz his old tired mom was one…..Romance. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Nina Agdal Bloated Bra and Panties of the Day

Posted on November 21, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Agdal is bloated as fuck, possibly pregnant as fuck, because she’s got a rich boyfriend, who Christie Brinkley produced in her Uterus with a rich guy who is his dad, and Nina has targeted as a future PUT A BABY in me because he understand the life cycle of a bikini model…he was raised by one…and despite Nina Agdal being the affirmative action version of a Bikini model, due to whatever retardation happened with her forehead….she still considers herself a bikini model…who I guess with the relationship has decided to quit the gym and fatten up because relationships have that effect on people..they get lazy once they trap them. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nina Agdal Bloated Bra and Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nina Agdal Dog Face Underboob of the Day

Posted on October 29, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just googled Nina Agdal because I assumed she was 40 years old, she’s been around for a long time, but maybe I am just distorted on timelines because I don’t have a real grasp of days, years or months..they all sort of blend into each other especially when it comes to tracking some bikini model, who I felt even at the height of her bikini model fame, was not worthy of being a bikini model. The internet has the effect on people, where that we can step aside from actual status in society, or influence in society, and can feel empowered from our couches to be the opinionated assholes that we are… So someone like Nina Agdal, didn’t meet my standards, because I felt she looked like she had downs syndrome, allowing me to quietly protest her from my basement apartment and obesity…all thanks to her forehead size. When she moved from SI Swimsuit to date Leo DiCaprio as his public girlfriend, I assumed she just had dirt on him, because he could do better…but maybe he was into her for a minute, due to his homosexuality, he needs SI and Victoria’s Secret to pick out girls for him to pretend to fuck…it was her second peak, like she was a chain of mountains..with more than one peak..but unlike Irina Shayk, her sex working failed hard and she didn’t get knocked up like Irina did…forcing her back to this model life..bikini model life…in an era filled with way hotter bikini models that are younger… Anyway, all this to say she’s only 26…which I have a very hard time believing… I am sure she was 30 a few years ago…maybe someone’s out there changing her WIKIPEDIA page to suit her need to work a few more years due to stupid decisions she’s made. I guess this is her “working”. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nina Agdal Dog Face Underboob of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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