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Kara Del Toro Naked of the Day

Posted on July 31, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kara Del Toro is the new, possibly old, Guess? Girl…which is exciting because it means that Paul Maciano, despite Kate Upton’s claim of being a grabby pervert, is still in business…because of course he’s a grabby pervert and the fact that one slut using him and his brand to get paid and elevate her career, now regrets getting her tits grabbed, is not going to shut the motherfucker down or take the billions of dollars he has from him….so it’s best to just keep your bad sexual experiences to yourself or to your psychiatrist or maybe to your legal team….leave us out of it. We don’t care. That said, Kara Del Toro looks like any and all LA based Sugar Baby….who calls herself an “Influencer” or “Model” thanks to instagram making everyone a fucking model. She’s hardly exciting even when naked, we get what she’s all about, and she clearly just does what all the other LA girls do, but has a bit more success at it…nothing to really get excited about. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kara Del Toro Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Karlie Kloss Not Hot of the Day

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Karlie Kloss has been a mystery to me since she first became a Victoria’s Secret model, which is really what put her on the map. She just didn’t make sense to me, she was basically flat chested and terrifyingly tall. They picked her up on the Runway, doing normal androgynous model shit, and all of a sudden she’s in her underwear for money. I don’t know if her lesbian relationship with Taylor Swift had anything to do with it, but it was a confusing time….that we don’t really need to bother with because even at her peak she was irrelevant…. She’s not Jewish, married to a Kushner and official socialite…because dreams come true when you get naked for money….tell that to every girl you know…it is the life lesson of the day. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Karlie Kloss Not Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emily Meade Naked of the Day

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Emily Meade is in The Deuce, some show about James Franco as a 70s porn star or something. I’ve never seen it, but appreciate the mainstream trying to document the porn scene, when the porn scene is out grossing the mainstream, cuz you’re all a bunch of perverts, and I only appreciate it because of the nude scenes. If there are no nude scenes in a show it is not a show worth watching since 90 percent of my interests lie in nude women….the other 10 percent is alcoholism, fast food and sugar products, and plastics in the ocean…you know keep things well rounded…plus DOLPHINS are so cute. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emily Meade Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dog Faced Nina Agdal in a Thong of the Day

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I don’t know when we made the move from calling Nina Agdal a full retard downs syndrome looking bitch who got work as a model because the world is about inclusivity, plus retards work for a fraction of the rate regular people work, not that SI pays any of these fame seeking, media HUNGRY sluts…and she is a slut, at least for the right rich dude…. I guess I felt bad for retards, you know comparing them to some sex worker….because I like retards, they are always in a good mood when not masturbating, but even when masturbating. They have super retard strength which comes in handy when you need a bodyguard, they look cute when dressed in tuxedos…and I used to work really menial shit jobs that hired retards to do the same tasks as me…true story…so I took a liking to them…and fucking with their retard heads…especially when it came to girls..I’d always tell my retard friend that the cashier wanted to date him, and that she had nipple rings, and other fun things…and he’d always go fucking nuts…and if I got him good…he’d break shit and ended up getting fired for assaulting that cashier…but I feel like I taught him a valuable lesson in love….that girls are mean…even to retards…and more importantly getting him out of that job that was exploiting him for 2 dollars an hour, eveen though I was only making 7, was fucking robbery… The funniest thing about Nina Agdal is thinking about the retards we’ve known in our life, not the 31 year old (sure, more likee 40 year old) immigrant who tried dating Leo DiCaprio in an LOL, and ended up with Christie Brinkley’s rich loser son who I guess has no taste in women… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dog Faced Nina Agdal in a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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