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Izabel Goulart Wet Bikini of the Day

Izabel Goulart in her wet bikini in Cannes cuz 45 year old Brazilian Victoria’s Secret models who do fitness everyday to maintain their hot bodies need to work too you know…. I already went into the event being designed for rich people who buy and fund movies trying to have a good time party around buying and funding movies…and without the pussy or model pussy…or sex worker pussy involved it makes for a very boring event…. I assume Izabel Goulart is doing this for the paparazzi moment…but maybe she just needs to swim man… Who cares…still looks good to me…which isn’t saying much….I’ve jerked off to dog shit in the park that looked a bit like a vagina… I’m special like that….in a “My mom thinks I’m special” way…only I don’t have a mom…but I have jerked off to moms which I guess is the same sort of thing…you incest fucks. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Izabel Goulart Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sailor Brinkley Cook Slutty of the Day

Sailor Brinkley Cook got it from her mom….not her looks, I mean she’s barely hot, she got her behavior of getting half naked in a bikini and making a career or trying to make a career out of it work for her, it’s like seeing the mom stripper teach the less talented and hot daughter stripper to carry on the family legacy, even though she’d be better off working at her dad’s company, but as an heir to a billion dollars, the kind of money that buys you a SI Model when SI Models mattered…and that got those SI Models to get knocked up with your seed to better your DNA and legacy….you can play model…by posting slutty bathing suit pics of yourself…even though you aren’t hot…we’ll all still look…we’re perverts…so thanks for the production of content designed for perverts…we need it to survive… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sailor Brinkley Cook Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sailor Brinkley Cook Self Breast Exam of the Day

Sailor Brinkley Cook is a fine example of diluted genetics thanks to the hot mom marrying rich ugly dude who charmed her with his money….lifestyle and kindness…because dude was an earner and ready to buy himself a model wife after years of hard work and buying everything else for himself… Sailor Brinkley Cook is skinny, she’s in a bikini often, but she isn’t hot…and we can collectively blame her mother for that… Already rich Christie Brinkley didn’t think to just be satisfied with all her money, and breed with someone who would create a good looking child…she was instead charmed by the money…and forced to create this… Diluted Genetics…but she’s rich and will be fine..not everyone is cut out to be a model, not everyone needs to be a model to feel good about themselves, some people are fine looking average at best, knowing their piss is worth more than you, without ever having to work a day in their life. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sailor Brinkley Cook Self Breast Exam of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sailor Brinkley Cook is Not Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Sailor Brinkley Cook is so fucking boring…it’s one of those her mom is Christie Brinkley so you expect or want more out of her…but her mom being Christie Brinkley means that her dad is some rich guy who Christie Brinkley was drawn to, who was rich enough to meet her wants and needs, and who therefore meant diluting her genetics, that is really just plastic surgery tactics, to get security and locked in, even if she didn’t really need it. She was a bikini model when bikini models mattered…and Billy Joel’s wife when Billy Joel was a huge fucking star making huge fucking money that wasn’t all being spent on his cocaine habit. Point being…even if her dad is good looking, not that I would know, that’s queer…there’s no guarantee that the spawn, the lazy rich entitled spawn will be that hot too….and as this one gets older, her body less exciting…boring and terribly fucking average… Average is ok when it comes to living just that simple uneventful life, or when it applies to your marks in high school…but when you’re a rich kid with a model mom who likes that beach and surf life…it’s pretty fucking uneventful….as average is. Here’s her average ass doing average things…for us average people who find it really fucking boring. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sailor Brinkley Cook is Not Hot in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sailor Brinkley Still at It of the Day

Sailor Brinkley still out here in a bikini because her mother is a Bikini model who understands that the bikini is the foundation of life, it is the meaning of life, at least for her….because it allowed her to fuck Billy Joel…make some ugly troll of a daughter…allowing her to get more and more mainstream….before finding some other rich guy to fill her uterus…all while getting paid to be in a bikini cuz she’s a model…which is a great excuse for a sugar baby, you know they can pretend they are earners and their sugar daddy’s feel like thy aren’t fully with a Sex Worker… The only issue with Sailor Brinkley is that she’s not all that interesting to look out, cuz these rich dudes use model pussy to improve their genetics…while their mom dumbs down her genetics making an inferior looking creature…so here she is living a life not as hot as her 70 year old mom…must be a weird dynamic. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sailor Brinkley Still at It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Angela Olszewska Right Name, Right Outfit of the Day

If you know me – you know my love for the Eastern European / Soviets. There’s something about communism that killed off the uglies, taught people a level of desperation through starvation, trained them to be hard workers, or spies…and the whole thing created an opportunistic kind of self serving hustle. I also love instagram girls doing instagram shoots with there tits out…and sometimes thing of all the sluts I’d miss out on if the GRAM wasn’t real… So this Angela chick….Right Name, Right Outfit, Right Shoot. Great times for all…except maybe her…you know selling herself for this cheap…but it’s better than being paid to piss on webcam…. The post Angela Olszewska Right Name, Right Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sailor Brinkley Surf Bikini of the Day

The key to shameless instagram pics is to find a prop or excuse to be in a bikini…. Some girls do this because they own a bikini line – that isn’t a real bikini line – but they pretend it is…. Other girls do it because they are surfers…in a “What else would I be wearing”… Both a great reasons for a girl to be in a bikini, but in this era of not giving a fuck, feminism, not explaining yourself…you don’t need a reason to be in a bikini other than that it gets more traffic. You can hike in a bikini, try not to die…you can bike in a bikini…..you can dyke in a bikini…anything bikini gets hits..and hits is what we care about. It is the currency for people, often times rich kids, like this one…who don’t care about money, just about the fans to feel relevant… She is her mother’s daughter, an uglier version of Christie….but that’s only because Christie’s DNA got altered with the rich guy she bred with…as it often happens because rich guys aren’t models!! Either way….Bikinis!! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sailor Brinkley Surf Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sailor Brinkley Bikini of the Day

Sailor Brinkley is some rich kid, cuz her mom is the plastic bikini whore from the 80s, who used her bikini whoring to get famous as a bikini whore, only to be cycled through rich dudes, from Billy Joel to whoever the “Cook” in her kids last name is….because when you’re hot, or perceived hot by society, you can choose the best rich guy for your lifestyle needs, usually the one who is easiest to manipulate and get what you want out of…. So it’s only natural that she would extend her talent, her skills, her concept of work to her daughter, who I guess she’s trying to give the same life to, despite her daughter already being rich, and being perfectly fine just hanging out at home, but where is the fun in just hanging out, when you can produce bikini content for the internet and possible score jobs that way…you know be a contributing member to society instead of a trust fund kid…build a personal brand instead of a charity that actually does good…. Her brother is Dating Nina Agdal, so they are really deep in this Sports Illustrated nonsense… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sailor Brinkley Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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