Sailor Brinkley Cook is so fucking boring…it’s one of those her mom is Christie Brinkley so you expect or want more out of her…but her mom being Christie Brinkley means that her dad is some rich guy who Christie Brinkley was drawn to, who was rich enough to meet her wants and needs, and who therefore meant diluting her genetics, that is really just plastic surgery tactics, to get security and locked in, even if she didn’t really need it. She was a bikini model when bikini models mattered…and Billy Joel’s wife when Billy Joel was a huge fucking star making huge fucking money that wasn’t all being spent on his cocaine habit. Point being…even if her dad is good looking, not that I would know, that’s queer…there’s no guarantee that the spawn, the lazy rich entitled spawn will be that hot too….and as this one gets older, her body less exciting…boring and terribly fucking average… Average is ok when it comes to living just that simple uneventful life, or when it applies to your marks in high school…but when you’re a rich kid with a model mom who likes that beach and surf life…it’s pretty fucking uneventful….as average is. Here’s her average ass doing average things…for us average people who find it really fucking boring. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sailor Brinkley Cook is Not Hot in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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Sailor Brinkley Cook is Not Hot in a Bikini of the Day
