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Dog Faced Nina Agdal in a Thong of the Day

Posted on July 31, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know when we made the move from calling Nina Agdal a full retard downs syndrome looking bitch who got work as a model because the world is about inclusivity, plus retards work for a fraction of the rate regular people work, not that SI pays any of these fame seeking, media HUNGRY sluts…and she is a slut, at least for the right rich dude…. I guess I felt bad for retards, you know comparing them to some sex worker….because I like retards, they are always in a good mood when not masturbating, but even when masturbating. They have super retard strength which comes in handy when you need a bodyguard, they look cute when dressed in tuxedos…and I used to work really menial shit jobs that hired retards to do the same tasks as me…true story…so I took a liking to them…and fucking with their retard heads…especially when it came to girls..I’d always tell my retard friend that the cashier wanted to date him, and that she had nipple rings, and other fun things…and he’d always go fucking nuts…and if I got him good…he’d break shit and ended up getting fired for assaulting that cashier…but I feel like I taught him a valuable lesson in love….that girls are mean…even to retards…and more importantly getting him out of that job that was exploiting him for 2 dollars an hour, eveen though I was only making 7, was fucking robbery… The funniest thing about Nina Agdal is thinking about the retards we’ve known in our life, not the 31 year old (sure, more likee 40 year old) immigrant who tried dating Leo DiCaprio in an LOL, and ended up with Christie Brinkley’s rich loser son who I guess has no taste in women… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dog Faced Nina Agdal in a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Samantha Hoopes Big Fake TIts Battle Pregnancy of the Day

Posted on May 10, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Safe to say the pictures of this pig in Si Swimsuit were taken some time ago..and I say pig because we all remember her sex tape where she lets her poor little dog lick some dudes cum off her, cum that she was paid to receive for being a 20k a day hooker…..that’s the rumor anyway…. But now she’s found love, or at least strategically placed that cum inside her uterus where it belongs when you’re a slutty sex worker….I guess being 45 years old, at least in her face, she’s had no real choice but to get knocked up before it’s too late and she misses her chance she was given when cast for SI despite looking like a stripper…to be set for life… This is her being strategic ….with baby in womb cuz that’s how being a sex worker who presents herself as a model works. It is safe to say these bikini pics are scheduled in line with the release of SI Swimsuit….because get the hype you can to polarize your story….ride that SI Swim fame like you were Kate Upton or Christie Brinkley….while rocking an aggressive muppet face. Here she is with her hard pregnant nipples out with her baby daddy JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Samantha Hoopes Big Fake TIts Battle Pregnancy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sailor Brinkley Cook is Not Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on February 25, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sailor Brinkley Cook is so fucking boring…it’s one of those her mom is Christie Brinkley so you expect or want more out of her…but her mom being Christie Brinkley means that her dad is some rich guy who Christie Brinkley was drawn to, who was rich enough to meet her wants and needs, and who therefore meant diluting her genetics, that is really just plastic surgery tactics, to get security and locked in, even if she didn’t really need it. She was a bikini model when bikini models mattered…and Billy Joel’s wife when Billy Joel was a huge fucking star making huge fucking money that wasn’t all being spent on his cocaine habit. Point being…even if her dad is good looking, not that I would know, that’s queer…there’s no guarantee that the spawn, the lazy rich entitled spawn will be that hot too….and as this one gets older, her body less exciting…boring and terribly fucking average… Average is ok when it comes to living just that simple uneventful life, or when it applies to your marks in high school…but when you’re a rich kid with a model mom who likes that beach and surf life…it’s pretty fucking uneventful….as average is. Here’s her average ass doing average things…for us average people who find it really fucking boring. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sailor Brinkley Cook is Not Hot in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Christie Brinkley is in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 31, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christie Brinkley is on vacation at her luxury, 10 million dollar home in Turks and Caicos where she’s brought out the bikini model body in its 60s to tell other 60 year old women that they aint shit…because when you’re Christie Brinkley and can afford a 10 million dollar home…getting some maintenance updated body and face with injections and modern advancements in technology isn’t that hard to pull off.. I am not buying that any of this is natural..but it’s still probably worth jacking off to…because let’s face it….you’ve jacked off to way worse..

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Olivia Culpo Nipple Pop of the Day

Posted on November 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Olivia Culpo is out there with her tits out, because I guess that’s what you do when your second NFL boyfriend is caught cheating on your instagram model ass, you know a position that should be mocked and ridiculed by the general public for being that shameless attention seeker, you know the type, you probably went to high school with the type, the not so hot girl who thought she was hot and as a consequence became an over achiever… This crabber from Maryland, is out there getting crabs, if crabs are still a thing, now that people massacre their bush thanks to fitting into trends…has made it pretty far from constantly dating up. She gets paid now….and invited places to pull her tit out…a tit you can pretty much see nipple on….NIPPLE ON…at least I think that’s nipple… Empowering. FOR MORE PHOTOS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Olivia Culpo Nipple Pop of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Halloween Doesn’t End on November 1st of the Day More Halloween Smut of the Day

Posted on November 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Halloween doens’t end…I posted THIS and THIS and THIS ….THREE OR MORE HALLOWEEN POSTS ALREADY INCLUDING IRELAND BADLWIN’S PUSSY FLASH and there’s more….because these slutty girls keep bringing the slutty outfits…it’s day fucking 5 of Halloween coverage cuz Halloween never ends for a whore… Bella Thorne, who was a costume this year, cuz she’s relevant on social media – as the Bride of Chucky….while her husband the weird crackhead user was Chucky…ready for her relevance to end…it’s dull now, like this bitch has money, fame, celebrity, money, access…and this is the lameness she is producing…try harder… So – We’ve got Stella Hudgens with the tits… Paige Spiranac – Slutty Golfer with her Tits Out… Caroline in the City’s Daughter Zoey Deutch Kylie Jenner and her Moster Mom Broken Down Mom Pussy TIts….how many costumes does this bitch need, I think she did 5 this year…maybe 6….eager fucking banged out mom pussy beaver… Jessica Lowndes – Whoever that is… Rita Ora Halloween Tits Nina Agdal Dressed like a Sugar Baby trying to Seduce an Heir to Christie Brinkley’s Husband’s billions…look how she locks her gaze in to steal his soul and spend all his money… Sophie Turner Tall as Fuck with her Midget Husbad… Vanessa Hudgens with the legs… Kendall as a Body Dysmorphia Witch Victoria Justice and her Sister as fitness whores… So it’s halloween every day for a whore…and because I am slow to post shit cuz I am an alcoholic, disorganized with other things to do than updating a weird site calling out celebrities for being trash…only to learn 14 years into it…that the people who visit these sites fucking love the celebs and my posting about them in a negative light is bad for business, audience engagement, etc….because people who hate celebs…don’t bother HATING on celebs…they just focus on their selfies and own life and ignore pop culture news and the tits that are in pop culture news… What I am saying is…I serve no purpose…. The post Halloween Doesn’t End on November 1st of the Day More Halloween Smut of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dog Faced Nina Agdal Dykes it Down of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Agdal is a whore, so seeing her post up video of her friend playing aggressively with her tits, is pretty standard and expected, but maybe it’s exciting for those of you who are Nina Agdal fans, as I know you exist. I wonder if you’re the same kind of guy who is into the mentally retarded who aren’t too mentally retarded…but just mentally retard enough to listen to you when you seduce them on the bus, when watching them chronic masturbation as retards do, easy convince their gullible asses that you’ll give them a good life outside the retard home, only to fuck them, even knock them up, only never to be seen again, because retards don’t ask for ID, or names and numbers, not when it comes to being taken advantage of for sex… I know people with retard relatives who have come home or back to their facility they live in pregnant – not knowing who did it or what happened….but knowing they love sex….and I assume you’re the kind of guy who likes that, or likes Nina Agdal since her forehead looks like theirs..and you can relive that perversion – pervert. What it comes down to is she’s a garbage SI Model, and SI doesn’t matter. She managed to get Leo to pay attention to her for a minute but not knock her up, she’s not fucking Christie Brinkley’s son, and this has become her cocktease…lazy girls grabbing tits on IG stories, like it was snapchat years ago…. The amount of times i’ve seen girls grabbing / raping / other girl’s tits on social media…is many…where’s the #metoo movement for that? Oh right…it’s just fun and games when girls assault each other’s tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dog Faced Nina Agdal Dykes it Down of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Old Lady Kylie Jenner Is not Sexy

Posted on July 11, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like my women when they look in between the ages of 18 and 30 with some exceptions, most notably Christie Brinkley. So when I see Kylie Jenner and know that she is 20, I can’t believe anyone would pay money to look like that. She must have a mental illness. That being said, this is kind of a warning post for young girls who follow the site. Do not aspire to be like Kylie. » view all 11 photos          

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Christie Brinkley and her Daughter Sailor Moon Brinkley in Swimwear of the Day

Posted on June 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Like mother, like daughter means a like mother and daughter fetish… One of these has crawled out of the other’s vagina….and now you want to crawl into both of their vaginas…it is magical on some level…if you are a pervert into that.. I know a guy who used to fuck a mom, and the daughter when the mom was at work…both over 18 so not that perverted…just funny…. I know a lot of guys who are into fucking the hot daughter of the woman they are banging – cuz 60 something year old woman are a terrible fetish in and of itself…but often times you are forced into…. People say Brinkley looks hot…for her age…I say she looks a little dumpy, but she knows that – otherwise she’d be in a bikini…her daughter is more interesting though…rich, half naked in bikinis, following momma’s footsteps….alright…this is how the rich live…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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