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I have shitting on Sports Illustrated Swim for the last bunch of years…literally stealing a copy of the magazine from the local Korean grocery store in my neighborhood and SHITTING on it…a bloody and confused lack of pancreatic fluid, high in bile, thanks to alcoholism and parasites from drinking out of a fucking puddle most nights I get drunk… Basically, my whole angle has been that they are obsolete, every girl everywhere can be a bikini model, they don’t need some dated brand like Sports Illustrated to give them the stamp, and often times, when Sports Illustrated runs after the influencers who are making them irrrelevant, it is ONLY to get their followers…. It’s like back in the day the models like Christie Brinkley needed SI to exist and to matter, they mooched off them to win at this model life…and now SI is mooching off these models who aren’t official models by letting them think they are…. It’s all just a big play for their old subscribers and advertisers as it generates buzz fo them, but unnecessary buzz, we can get this same pic with as hot girls on any beach anywhere or at least watch girls at any beach anywhere trying to capture this look and succeeding while you jerk off 20 feet out watcing… It’s a pointless thing, but women love their egos stroked, being pampered or whatever, fawned over and part of something, mob mentality where they are the popular girls in the mob, stupid, vapid, sure…but so are most women that do this kind of thing…so it is expected. Here is an uneventful round up – since Every Day is the Swimsuit Issue on Social media.. Tyra Banks Paige VanZant Olivia Culpo Megan Rapinoe Lais Riberio Hayley Kalil Crystal Dunn Camille Kostek Barbara Palvin Anne De Paula Alex Morgan Abby Dahlkemper Simone Biles Samantha Hoopes Robin Holzken JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post SI Swimsuit is Pointless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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SI Swimsuit is Pointless of the Day