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Hannah Ferguson Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

All these bikini photoshoots are exactly the fucking same…they are so fucking contrived and boring – they lack creativity and they are impossible to get excited about If anything seeing a bitch pose for the sake of posing, for no reason other than to pose, for idiots who have expensive cameras because they like having girls pose for them, and eventually have brands pay them to have girls pose for them, in just a fabricated nonsense, narcissitic “I’m hot enough to model”…world… It’s so fucking Disney, candy coated, cheesy garbage…it’s like what happened to fucking snapshots of babes, why do they need to be tilting heads, dropping jaw, duck-facing, and/or making their booty pop – all dramatic…it’s just a fucking picture – ASSHOLES…more assholes…I bet her asshole is great…that ass is great…I love asshole..it’s the gateway to a woman’s soul…I wonder what the weirdest thing she’s put in her asshole is…. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SUGAR BABY FOR YOU – HERE’S SAMANTHA HOOPES BEFORE THE MIAMI TRIP FLASHING PANTIES THAT SHE’D PROBABLY FLASH YOU FOR THE RIGHT PRICE AND BY “FLASH YOU” I MEAN EAT YOUR ASS TIL YOU CUM… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Ferguson Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Swim NYC Event of the Day

Yesterday – I did this massive round-up of what I thought were the best pics from the Sports Illustrated 2016 issue, that in all honesty, I didn’t really look at all the pics in the issue…. SEE THE POST HERE TODAY – I am doing a post on the Sports Illustrated event for their Swimsuit edition that took place in NYC and that will be in Miami or Vegas later in the week, not that I am promoting them, but I do think it’s a weird concept to do these parties, that I am sure no one goes to, except maybe some really fucking weird dudes, who want to see the models they follow on Social Media in person….possibly rich dudes with money to proposition them for sex…like it is a rub and tug that lines up all the hands you can get jerked off by…because for the right price you can… I think the real takeaway from this is not that SI Swim events are a stupid waste of fucking time, it’s all paid with ad money, why not get some coverage for a bullshit event….there are events for everything – so I’m not offended…. The real takeaway is that these models aren’t that hot. Remember they are in hair and make-up from professionals, but the pics are photoshopped, and all I see is some cheesy looking bitches, interchangeable with so many other bitches…none exciting, are amazing, just a whole lot of whatever….hookers….really….boring, uptight, snobby hookers…the whole lot of them. So if you were one of the losers who went out to meet them, you’re not just weird, you’re also a fucking idiot… BoNUS – Here’s one of the models – Samantha Hoopes looking about right – I hear she charges $10k a night – RUMORS! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THE EVENT CLICK HERE The post Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Swim NYC Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Samantha Hoopes for Christmas of the Day

I’ve heard that Samantha Hoopes is a 20,000 a day hooker, but that could be a lie…that could also be a Christmas miracle for those of you who have 20,000 dollars to spend on a girl in a night, and more importantly, for those of you who use Sports Illustrated Swim as your escort agency catalog….which rich people do… Whether, you think she’s a classy young lady, an old washed up lady pretending to be a model, a sugar baby, a top model, or a low level model from instagram….she’s still got big fake tits… The post Samantha Hoopes for Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Samantha Hoopes Softcore Porn Shoot of the Day

Samantha Hoopes is the kind of model who looks 40, is probably 40, pretends she’s not 40, and acts really nice to everyone on set so they don’t look up her birthdate to find out she’s 40…or maybe it’s just Botox and Fillers that happened due to insecurity… She’s also a Sports Illustrated model, because she obviously slept with the right person, to live out that childhood dream of being part of that “prestigious” magazine…because the chances of her finally getting work…or at least a rich athlete husband or even just a sugar daddy is much higher than working the strip club..or escort circuit she looks like she should be working…and that according to 2-3 rich guys I know…she is working…for 20,000 a night…Rumors…that sound too true to be good.. The fact is that not all the SI models go onto big things, especially not in this social media world, that requires work for girls who don’t like work, so they do things liks this bottom feeding – hoping for press – that will turn into jobs – but with that hard face – I can’t imagine that working out too well for her – but I’m usually wrong…until I am right… The post Samantha Hoopes Softcore Porn Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Samantha Hoopes Tries Everything of the Day

It’s always fun to hear how retarded models who aren’t really models…but who did Sports Illustrated swimsuit once or twice…actually speak…because as this video of Samantha Hoopes will demonstrate…they sound like fucking idiots… I am just amazed that a blonde trashy slut like this actually gets work, not that she gets that much work, in modeling, when clearly she’s got the filled up face that looks 40 and tits to be a high paid escort… Something,, I’ve heard she may or may not be involved in for 20,000 dollars a night…rumors…where do people come up with these kinds of things…that’s no way to talk about a girl wondering the streets of LA looking for the paparazzi to tell a bullshit quote to…hoping to get noticed since Sports Illustrated coverage has pretty much done all it’s going to do for her… She sounds so fucking dumb…and I find pleasure or at least satisfaction in that, because I’d hate for a her to be anything but a vapid bitch going “look at my tits, let’s work out, omg take a pic of my booty”… A video posted by Samantha Hoopes (@samanthahoopes_) on Oct 27, 2015 at 10:26am PDT She looks so wrecked…like a broken down hooker..but that body is tight.. The post Samantha Hoopes Tries Everything of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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It’s always fun to hear how retarded models who aren’t really models…but who did Sports Illustrated swimsuit once or twice…actually speak…because as this video of Samantha Hoopes will demonstrate…they sound like fucking idiots… I am just amazed that a blonde trashy slut like this actually gets work, not that she gets that much work, in modeling, when clearly she’s got the filled up face that looks 40 and tits to be a high paid escort… Something,, I’ve heard she may or may not be involved in for 20,000 dollars a night…rumors…where do people come up with these kinds of things…that’s no way to talk about a girl wondering the streets of LA looking for the paparazzi to tell a bullshit quote to…hoping to get noticed since Sports Illustrated coverage has pretty much done all it’s going to do for her… She sounds so fucking dumb…and I find pleasure or at least satisfaction in that, because I’d hate for a her to be anything but a vapid bitch going “look at my tits, let’s work out, omg take a pic of my booty”… A video posted by Samantha Hoopes (@samanthahoopes_) on Oct 27, 2015 at 10:26am PDT She looks so wrecked…like a broken down hooker..but that body is tight.. The post Samantha Hoopes Tries Everything of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Swirl: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Samantha Hoopes Wants To Shoot In The Gym With Blake Griffin [Video]

SI Swimsuit Model Proclaims Her Love Of Clippers Star Blake Griffin The NBA season is back in full effect and that means that the baller thirst season is back too (but who are we kidding, there’s NEVER an off season for thrist). Anyway, Sports Illustrated bikini jawn with an ironic name has gone public with her desire to play in the paint with L.A. Clippers’ ginger Blake Griffin. Samantha Hoopes (yes, that her real last name) recently spoke to TMZ about her crush. She seems SUPER corny, but Blake is sort of a cornball half-brotha himself. Maybe Samantha is the girl of his dreams. Hit the flip to see more of this blonde Becky. Images via Instagram/AP

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The Swirl: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Samantha Hoopes Wants To Shoot In The Gym With Blake Griffin [Video]

SI Swimsuit Model Proclaims Her Love Of Clippers Star Blake Griffin The NBA season is back in full effect and that means that the baller thirst season is back too (but who are we kidding, there’s NEVER an off season for thrist). Anyway, Sports Illustrated bikini jawn with an ironic name has gone public with her desire to play in the paint with L.A. Clippers’ ginger Blake Griffin. Samantha Hoopes (yes, that her real last name) recently spoke to TMZ about her crush. She seems SUPER corny, but Blake is sort of a cornball half-brotha himself. Maybe Samantha is the girl of his dreams. Hit the flip to see more of this blonde Becky. Images via Instagram/AP

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Sofia Vergara Does Magic Mike

I probably don’t need to tell you guys the bad news, that our favorite TV hottie Sofia Vergara is still dating that Joe Manganiello meathead, and that’s why she’s here looking white hot at the world premiere of his new movie Magic Mike XXL . And I know it’s gonna be tough for a pasty blogger like me to compete with a fake male stripper, but here’s hoping Sofia’s looking for someone with a more wholesome job to take home to mom and dad. You know, like a guy who gets paid to write about motorboating hot models on the Internet. Fingers crossed! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Samantha Hoopes Is The Hottest Dressed Cougar

My favorite 24-year-old cougar  Samantha Hoopes showed up to the Magic Mike XXL premiere dropping some seriously XXL cleavage. And who cares how old she is, I’ve been really impressed by this SI Swimsuit hottie lately. In fact, this should be a lesson to hotties everywhere: when it comes to age, the number doesn’t matter, as long as you show enough skin to make me forget how to count. Or formulate complete sentences. Mission accomplished. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading