Girl Lands on Vagina Best Shortcut of the Day Smart Door Technology… Rough Street Crossing… Woman Pins Boy for Asking if She was Man… Shovel Fight… Sexy Disabled Person… The post 18 Year Old Israeli Twerk and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Brooke Burke is looking pretty fucking tight for a 60 year old… I guess that’s what happens when you’re a Playboy chick who puts all her value on her looks.. She’s also got a crazy fan bases….who I assume they remember her from when she was on Wild On, from back in an era where getting half naked and partying around the world was enough of a concept to sell a show, an era where I should have been selling TV shows, and I guess I kind of was, to random drunks at the bars I used to frequent, who weren’t Hollywood Execs…but who still would jerk off in the plants like Weinstein…why didn’t I invent “Girls Gone Wild?”…I will never know…. She still looks awesome, 20 years and 20 kids later, recently divorced wanting you to jerk off to her old lady body cuz it doesn’t look as old as the menopause probably makes it smell…all dusty and shit…but you can cum in her and she won’t get knocked up…which I’d say is probably a first for her…but it isn’t…she’s been cummed in plenty without getting knocked up despite all the kids.. I don’t know what this fitness shit is, I am sure she’s had a lot of work done, who cares what I think. Hot body granny…Nice. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Brooke Burke Tight Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Barbara Palvin is out in Miami celebrating being the plus sized angel on the VS roster that was kicked off the roster for being fat only to be invited back for being fat cuz they realize that they need diversity and that people fucking love Barbara Palvin for whatever reason…big girl Palvin mother fuckers… It is probably for Sports illustrated shit but we try not to acknowledge them or give them hype thanks to being obsolete…due to Instagram….and I don’t like giving them false hope that their shit matters… Either way, she’s in lingerie as outerwear and that’s the way we need Eastern European Sex workers to be… TO SEE MORE OF HER IN BOOTS – CLICK HERE The post Barbara Palvin in Slutty Boots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I have shitting on Sports Illustrated Swim for the last bunch of years…literally stealing a copy of the magazine from the local Korean grocery store in my neighborhood and SHITTING on it…a bloody and confused lack of pancreatic fluid, high in bile, thanks to alcoholism and parasites from drinking out of a fucking puddle most nights I get drunk… Basically, my whole angle has been that they are obsolete, every girl everywhere can be a bikini model, they don’t need some dated brand like Sports Illustrated to give them the stamp, and often times, when Sports Illustrated runs after the influencers who are making them irrrelevant, it is ONLY to get their followers…. It’s like back in the day the models like Christie Brinkley needed SI to exist and to matter, they mooched off them to win at this model life…and now SI is mooching off these models who aren’t official models by letting them think they are…. It’s all just a big play for their old subscribers and advertisers as it generates buzz fo them, but unnecessary buzz, we can get this same pic with as hot girls on any beach anywhere or at least watch girls at any beach anywhere trying to capture this look and succeeding while you jerk off 20 feet out watcing… It’s a pointless thing, but women love their egos stroked, being pampered or whatever, fawned over and part of something, mob mentality where they are the popular girls in the mob, stupid, vapid, sure…but so are most women that do this kind of thing…so it is expected. Here is an uneventful round up – since Every Day is the Swimsuit Issue on Social media.. Tyra Banks Paige VanZant Olivia Culpo Megan Rapinoe Lais Riberio Hayley Kalil Crystal Dunn Camille Kostek Barbara Palvin Anne De Paula Alex Morgan Abby Dahlkemper Simone Biles Samantha Hoopes Robin Holzken JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post SI Swimsuit is Pointless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
AS YOU KNOW SINCE I HAVE WRITTEN THIS BEFORE Barbara Palvin is the plus sized model that Victoria’s Secret fired, or gave a lot less work to over the last 3-4 years since Stella Maxwell stole her job, even though she was their young prized hen from Hungary that they smuggled in on their Human Trafficking ring…. She was a patsy for Miranda Kerr who was out there fucking Bieber, basically thrown into the media hype of being a VICTORIA’S SECRET Angel early on, only to have it ripped from her as she grew up… Thanks to the pressure of the media, who give VS shit for not hiring fat chicks, in what shouldn’t even be a conversation, like make the underwear in fat sizes sure, or start a brand for fat chicks too, but to put them in the marketing, come the fuck on, even fat chicks don’t want to be fat chicks, or look at fat chicks… it’s usually a product of circumstance, The brand gave into the pressure, gave this one a call cuz she was already in their system, and figured make her an Angel, she’ll forget she was rejected, plus she needs them for her work VISA…so it’s an easy solution to their fat girl problem…and instead of being mad for being fired for being fat, she was happy to be hired for being fat..and she’s out there showing off what this generation’s body looks like…in pretty provocative poses… Welcome back. MORE BARBARA PALVIN CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Barbara Palvin Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Barbara Palvin’s on her welcome back to the family tour, after being ousted like some kind of Scientologist who turned on Scientology, only to be ignorred by her people, only instead o denouncing a religion it was for being fat…. But being a desperate person, an immigrant just trying to make it, she’s been accepted back into their club, cuz Victoria’s Secret needs plus sized girls, and she’s plus sized by their standards, which is why she was fird… So here she is Pushing Up her Tits for her Welcome Back Tour – celebrating because the brand came back to her cuz she probably thinks they genuinely need her, but they just need a fat girl and she knows the drill. Either way, good cleavage… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Barbara Plavin’s Pushing Up her Tits for her Welcome Back Tour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know if Emeline Ponthieu is eating Chocolate in this pic, I am too busy looking at her big crinkled forehead wrinkle….I know you were thinking I was going to say – her big tits…cuz they are naked and exposed, but I don’t even notice tits in an era where I’ve seen everyone’s tits…espcially when something way more fascinating is happing…like WRINKLES IN HER FOREHEAD… I do see wrinkles, because all these bitches are BOTOXed the fuck up, that seeing any level of human emotion on the plastic faces…confuses me….it’s shocking, it’s wild, it’s exciting, it’s new and it is fresh….Emeline Ponthieu….possibly rocking a real face…no way. Now that we’ve established that, the excitement of a real face has died down, I can go back to what I know and do best, and that is stare at her tits, because I may be desensitized and used to seeing tits, and I may not get excited by tits, but I am still fucking human and fucking love tits…. The post Emeline Ponthieu Eating Chocolate of thee Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Barbara Palvin is Victoria’s Secret’s answer to plus sized models, because like me and probably most of you, being plus sized isn’t all that impressive…we are all fat, we’ve been with fat chicks and we have a grasp and how unimpressive being fat is. You sit on your ass, in lazy and unhealthiness, and you eat until you develop chronic disease and die…not really something I want to stare at when looking at bitches in lingerie. Not something anyone but a handful of you with a fat chick fetish should be into. So seeing it mainstream and accepted confuses me….celebrate health and fitness not freaks in bikinis cuz they are shameless and don’t mind humiliating themselves, in fact they call it empowering. Weird. Barbara Palvin was a Victoria’s Secret model before she became plus sized and got fired by them….only to come back to her people to produce shit like that…that I assume is part of her being a VS angel..but that I could be wrong about since I don’t fucking care. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Barbara Palvin Sweaty Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Israeli Defense evader / Tax Evader / Leo DiCaprio cock fucking, celebrity loving, rich guy marrying, mom from Tel Aviv, Bar Refaeli….still exists..and she still puts smut up on the internet featuring herself in slutty positions doing slutty things like working out…which is the gateway content to bikini pics…and eventual dramatic nude pics..cuz all these women are the same…whether they’ve BEEN up inside LEO….or trying to BE up in Leo…it’s just too easy to pose sensually, cockteasing, for likes….that feel good on your soul or ego…cuz when you’re an old model, even when rich, rocking that mom pussy…it’s hard to keep your confidence up….but instagram likes…they fucking help. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bar Refaeli Workout Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Barbara Palvin is the girl, who a lot of people loved….but who Victoria’s Secret put on the sidelines, despite investing a ton of time and money into her…because she was fat…replacing her with her friend Stella Maxwell… I thought it was pretty rude of them, considering they used her as a patsy or diversion, when Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber….and the tabloids put out “VS Model Banged Bieber”…and they tried to position it onto this poor 18 year old Hungarian who didn’t know better…a few months earlier she was waiting in the breadline… But then VS got slaughter for not being inclusive, a stance I appreciate, cuz fat chicks are gross, but that is STUPID for business, cuz ultimately the products are for girls, most girls are fat, make their damn sizes…make money…you gotta be dumb to alienate 50 percent of the market cuz they are obese…idiots… So they brought back Palvin as their plus sized girl..and here is her fat ass. LOOK – she’s in a magazine being weird also… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Barbara Palvin Big Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .