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Kara Del Toro Will Blow Your Pants Off

I’ve always loved  Kara Del Toro . She’s not as famous as the Hadids or the Jenners, but in my opinion, she’s way hotter. Anyway, I know Kara may not be the biggest name in the modeling world (yet), but here’s hoping that changes after this latest Tuna Bump. Not because it’ll mean we’ll get see more of her, but because maybe that way I can finally convince her that hooking up with a pasty blogger could help her career. Fingers crossed!

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Emily Ratajkowski Works The Streets

I know I like to talk a lot of trash about the state of the modeling industry, and how it’s practically 90% rich kid wannabes and professional Insta-hotties these days, but then I see something like this new lingerie photoshoot from a genuine supermodel like  Emily Ratajkowski and it totally restores my faith in this business. And the fire in my pants region. Yow.

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Jasmine Tookes Heats Up GQ South Africa

Apparently  Jasmine Tookes made the cover of GQ South Africa this month, and I’m not going to lie, it’s making me pretty jealous right now. Not only are their men’s mag covers way better than ours (they get Victoria’s Secret hotties, we get whatever dude has a comic book movie coming out), but they also just reminded me it’s summer there right now, while I’m currently freezing my ass off in my mom’s basement. Oh well. At least these pictures ought to help warm us up.

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Rachel Cook Is Bikini Perfection

I keep forgetting that  Rachel Cook is just a professional Instagram model with a huge following, and not a Victoria’s Secret hottie. Which is just crazy to me. I don’t get how the Jenners and Hadid sisters can get hired for those gigs, and a total smokeshow like Rachel can’t. It’s everything that’s wrong with the modeling business these days. » view all 13 photos

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Gigi Hadid Does Glamour

I know some of you are probably starting to get sick of hearing me complain about the modeling industry and how none of these so-called supermodels deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as the hotties I grew up drooling over. But here’s Gigi Hadid ‘s new photoshoot for Glamour ‘s December issue and apparently not only did her rich parents buy her the cover, they also bought her a spot on their Women of the Year list. That’s just sad.

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Elizabeth Turner Bikini of the Day

Elizabeth Turner is some aspiring instagram tits that I don’t think have really broke through in the modeling world, but that at one point in time were just graduated from some Ivy league school, the porn school, DUKE or some shit….and she started her hustle..with her big tits, and tall enough, All American looks, moving to LA, signing an Agency, and all that…desperate enough to email me or have someone email me to post on her…only to realize that was a bad idea and that she could do better…now in Hawaii doing Hawaiian things in a bikini…all busty…and All American..and I don’t find her that hot, she doesn’t blow me away, I don’t think she deserves real fame our success, but she’s got a lot of instagram followers and big tits and that’s all that matters in this world we live in… Question…where is her sex tape? Her Nudes..this bikini shit is dull. The post Elizabeth Turner Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Candice Swanepoel Tongue Action Will Blow You Away

I figure before you check out these two new GIFs of  Candice Swanepoel behind-the-scenes at her latest photoshoot, I should probably warn you guys to sit down. Not because they’re particularly shocking or anything, but because if you’re not careful, you could get light-headed and pass out from all the blood rushing to your pants region all at once. So go ahead and enjoy. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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Kirsten Dunst Is A Lingerie Model Now?

Look, I’ve put up with a lot covering the modeling world these past couple years. I’ve been willing to go along with calling Bella Hadid a real supermodel , and pretend that Ashley Graham is “healthy” and deserves to be an SI Swimsuit model. But now you’re telling me that  Kirsten Dunst is officially a lingerie model? Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick Kirsten out of bed for eating crackers, but just spend 30 seconds on Instagram (or this site) and I guarantee you can find a thousand women more qualified for this gig. This is just a waste of good advertising dollars and artsy black-and-white topless shots.

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Candice Swanepoel Is A Booty Tease

I just went back and checked, and this is the first post I’ve done on  Candice Swanepoel in months. Practically a full year. And I think that tells you all you really need to know about the state of the modeling business right now. When we get weekly photoshoots from wannabe fake models like Bella Hadid and go months without any new pictures from an actual stone-cold super-hottie like Candice, something is seriously wrong with this business. And here’s hoping it corrects itself soon, because I don’t know about you perverts, but I’d love to see more where these came from on a weekly daily hourly basis.

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Meet Hottie Oksana Rose

Meet my new latest find, Oksana Rose . I don’t know too much about the leggy blonde model, besides the fact that she’s got a killer Instagram and she’s a total pants fire, but after this photoshoot of her getting friendly with some very lucky pool toys, I can tell you I’m already a fan. And in my professional opinion, she’s definitely got what it takes to make a big splash in the modeling world. Get it? Cuz she’s at a pool in this shoot? …Fine. Whatever. Just enjoy the hottie swimsuit pictures, you jerks. » view all 16 photos Continue reading