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Elle Fanning Is Working On Her Fitness

As you guys probably know, I’m a big supporter of Elle Fanning ‘s plan to go full hot nobody and really embrace the whole Instagram model lifestyle. But as much as I’m digging seeing her in skintight spandex here, I think she should take it easy at the gym. If anything, she needs to be putting on weight, not losing it. Especially in the chest and/or booty regions. I just want her to be healthy, guys.

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Emily Ratajkowski Gets Naked For Work

I’m not sure which version of Emily Ratajkowski I like better — the professional supermodel one, or the professional Instagram model one. And actually, since she gets naked for both jobs, sometimes it’s hard to tell them apart. Take these pictures, for instance. Are they from some official photoshoot, or just Emily off the clock? I don’t know, and I don’t really care. They’re a total pants fire either way. Enjoy.

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Bella Thorne Bikini Madness

I don’t know who this chick is that’s trying to kiss Bella Thorne  here, and I’m way too lazy to look it up. And who knows, maybe they’re just friends, but I’ve got my fingers crossed it means Bella finally ditched that loser douche she’s been dating . And if that’s the case, I can’t even be jealous. …OK, fine, maybe I’m a little jealous. Either way though, me and the Little Tuna definitely approve.

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Bella Thorne’s Bikini Acion

I don’t know who the lucky bastard is that’s getting to smack  Bella Thorne ‘s booty in this GIF, but I do know this — I’d give my left hand and my right hand and pretty much the entire rest of my body for a chance to trade places with them for the night. Because that view is one of the best things you’re going to see all week. Yow.

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Kara Del Toro Will Blow Your Pants Off

I’ve always loved  Kara Del Toro . She’s not as famous as the Hadids or the Jenners, but in my opinion, she’s way hotter. Anyway, I know Kara may not be the biggest name in the modeling world (yet), but here’s hoping that changes after this latest Tuna Bump. Not because it’ll mean we’ll get see more of her, but because maybe that way I can finally convince her that hooking up with a pasty blogger could help her career. Fingers crossed!

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Dove Cameron Is The Next Great Instagram Model

I’m still not 100% sure what  Dove Cameron does for a living — is she an actress or a model or just another up-and-coming professional Instagram hottie? Anyway, I’m way too lazy to bother looking it up, and also, I guess there really isn’t that much of a distinction between those three lines of work anymore. Still, here’s hoping Dove decides to focus on the Instagram route. That job’s way more rewarding. Well, for me and the Little Tuna, anyway.

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Emily Ratajkowski Shows Off Her Lingerie

I always forget that  Emily Ratajkowski is a real supermodel in addition to being a pants-meltingly hot Insta-model. But here she is combining both those gigs with some A+ lingerie Snapchat videos for some new DKNY social media campaign. And see, this is how you do #sponsored posts. This kind of talent is what makes Emily one of the greatest Insta-models of all time. I just hope all the rest of you Insta-wannabes out there are paying attention. I know I am.

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Alessandra Ambrosio And Her Hot Friends

There’s few things better in life than pictures of a smoking hot supermodel like  Alessandra Ambrosio . But friendship pictures of a bunch of smoking hotties is one of them. So I want you guys to enjoy this latest set of pictures of Alessandra and the rest of her hot friends. I don’t think they’re all professional supermodels, but I do know they’re all super hot. And that’s good enough for me. Here’s to (hot) friends. » view all 11 photos

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Alexis Ren’s Booty Inspector Job Needed

I know you guys think I’ve got a pretty sweet job, considering all I have to do is creep Instagram for pictures of hotties and crack dumb jokes five days a week. I don’t even have to get dressed. And normally, I’d agree with you. But after watching this behind-the-scenes video of  Alexis Ren doing her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue photoshoot, I’m not sure so anymore. Because sure, I may get to enjoy the pictures, but these lucky bastards get a front row, hands-on seat. I think I got into the wrong line of work. » view all 14 photos

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Bella Thorne’s Pop Music Is Fake As F%ck

I know because I love Bella Thorne , I’m supposed to pretend that she’s a real musical artist and not just another Autotuned wannabe/professional social media star. But I’m sorry. I just can’t do it. This “song” is generic garbage. Anyway, even though I may not enjoy Bella’s music, at least I can still enjoy her music videos… on mute.

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