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Kate Upton Topless Goodness

I don’t know if people are starting to get bored of Kate Upton or what, but it feels like we don’t see nearly as much of the busty hottie as we used to. And that’s a shame, because she’s still a total pants fire in a bikini. But the good news is Kate made the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue again, and the even better news is they had her model one of my all-time favorite swimsuits: the hand bra. » view all 21 photos

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Candice Swanepoel’s Booty Is Amazing

I know it’s Valentine’s Day, and even if you plan on spending your evening alone on a futon in your mom’s basement eating day-old pizza like… uh, a friend of mine, I figure it’s still worth celebrating love today. So here’s someone I’ve loved for years:  Candice Swanepoel , showing off her perfect bikini booty. Love’s one of those emotions you can feel in your pants, right? Just checking. » view all 14 photos

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Alexis Ren Should Have Been Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Model

According to my sources, Danielle Herrington got the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover this year , and don’t get me wrong, the former SI rookie is definitely a solid choice. But I’m sorry, how could they have looked at these pictures of Alexis Ren and not given her the cover instead? Because this is straight up bikini perfection. ( As usual .) Alexis got robbed. » view all 15 photos

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Emily Ratajkowski Introduces The Hand Bra

I know I do a lot of posts on Emily Ratajkowski ‘s very important Instagram work . But here’s the professional model doing her professional model thing in a brand-new photoshoot. I’m not sure what exactly she’s supposed to be modeling, but I’m 99% sure it’s a hand bra. And personally, I think it looks great on Emily. She should wear one all the time.

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Chloe Grace Moretz Is Now A “Model”

Huh. I guess  Chloe Grace Moretz really is trying to become a model . Because here she is posing in some field full of wildflowers like every other boring photoshoot you’ve ever seen. The only thing it’s missing is an Instagram filter. Anyway, if Chloe actually does want to model professionally, she’s going to need to step her game up, and luckily, I know a photographer with some real outside-the-box ideas and a phone that takes great pictures. I’m talking about myself, just to be clear. Call me!

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Karlie Kloss Is Skinny Athletic Goodness

Here’s the current reigning world’s leggiest supermodel  Karlie Kloss hard at work “working out” for the cameras. And I don’t really care if Karlie actually does all this stuff to stay in shape, or if she was just pretending for the photoshoot and her being tall and supermodel skinny is just a product of good genetics. Either way, these shots have got me working up a sweat. Yow!

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Lindsey Pelas Will Blow Your Pants Off

It’s been at least a couple months since I’ve done a new post on  Lindsey Pelas , so I figure it’s about time we checked back in on the busty hot nobody and her giant funbags. And turns out, they’re just as giant as I remembered. Maybe even a little bigger. But I’d have to go back into the archives to double-check. Which could take all afternoon — fingers crossed. » view all 14 photos

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Bella Thorne Is Getting Ugly Because Of Her Loser Boyfriend

Listen, you guys know I love Bella Thorne . It’s why I do all these posts on her. So I’m not trying to be mean here. This is coming from a place of love: Bella really needs to ditch this loser she’s been dating. Because I’m pretty sure you spend this much time in close proximity to an annoying douche and it’s bound to rub off on you. A post shared by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Feb 6, 2018 at 12:47pm PST

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Kendall Jenner Loves Herself Way Too Much

Here’s Kendall Jenner doing a photoshoot with a fake tabloid about how great and successful she is, because her entire family is obsessed with themselves. I’m also 99% sure Kendall kept that fake magazine to carry around in her bag and look at whenever bloggers like me call her a fake wannabe supermodel. It’d be like me Photoshopping my name onto a picture of a Pulitzer to show everybody at my next high school reunion what a real journalist I am. …Actually, that’s not a bad idea. Be right back.

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Bryana Holly Is Amazing

Let’s see… Flowers, a heart-shaped chocolate box, red lingerie. It sure looks like this is some kind of early Valentine’s Day-themed present/photoshoot from one of my all-time favorite Insta-hotties Bryana Holly . And as much as I’m digging it, she didn’t need to bother with all those extra props. Just getting new pictures of Bryana in lingerie is present enough as is.

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